He might have just gotten hit by a car.
------ luckily, this time, it didn't kill him.
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❝ Okay, maaaaaybe then. ❞
❝ Oh, but I saw eeeeeverything. ❞
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fisiis:
By this point he’s grown accustomed to this particular
human reaction, and barely moves a finger. How many
times has he appeared to Dean and watched the man
scramble frantically over himself? His vision staggers
to flickering reminiscence; and then he is reeled back
into reality in the same place of a second.
Two clipped strides bring him to space with the other.
He bows the taunt podium of his body and noiselessly
mends the (presumably) thudding pain in the back of
his skull with the press of his hand.
❝ You need to be more careful. ❞
Like clockwork, like a prerecorded message, he repeats
this phrase — the very same unlidded in repetition each
time the other reaches heaven. Though he knows it to
be a uselessly griping, he cannot help the nature of his
own programming. He is supposed to push concern for
him, but does he really understand it? Can he really
experience the sensation? Angels are manifestations of
pure celestial intent and entirely absent of human emotion.
❝ How many times are you going to
need my help until you learn? ❞
He adds, gentler this time, and mouthpiece works to bribe
a smile, almost kind.
It was pretty much public knowledge that Kenny was a bit
more accident-prone than the average human --- even
more than that, most people could not come back to life
after their date with Death & for Kenny --- those dates never
seemed to stop. He didn't know why and he didn't know
exactly how; but he knew that he was different.
Luckily for him, he hadn't gotten as hurt as he could have
been ---- such as a metal rod sticking through his cranium
or an arm flung across the room. There have been some
gruesome times, unfortunately. Luckily, it was just a bump.
A painful bump, but a bump nonetheless.
But now it was gone
& it was because of ---- him?
Yeah, he was confused.
❝ W-what do you want with me? ❞
He'd try and run away but given the fact that this man was
one who seemed to appear out of thin air, that probably
would prove to be quite useless. He was just worried &
confused. Why was there a random guy in his house?
Why was he staring at him as if he knew him? And what
exactly did he mean by needing his help?
❝ I do not know you --- ❞
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You know a muse is here to stay
when all you can think about when
doing starters or posts for someone
isn't what they are doing.
But how they'll cause his next death.
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Kenny always dies sliding down a flag pole.
not always, but it does happen.
alot.
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Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not
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Hey, lovemuffins!
I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I want to roleplay. I've missed you guys and yeah. Tired. :| Love me.com
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Sometimes, a guy has to learn.
He has to train to not make the
same mistakes from his past.
So what did Kenny do to learn?
Boxing, of course! Life is going
to kick his ass regardless, so
he might as well fight back, right?
Soon enough, he's tired himself
out and he's sitting down, water
bottle in hand.
❝ ------ shit. ❞
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♪ —— I’ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ Sᴏᴜᴛʜ Pᴀʀᴋ﹐
ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ —— ♫
An indie roleplay blog for Older!Kenny from South Park.
Both show & movie canons shall be applied to this blog.
Main verse is years after the show—— highly AU, however
this blog is multi-versed. Open to most fandoms, willing
to interact with most. Prefers to use icons but is friendly
to all thread types. Ranges from one-liners to novella.
Slightly selective; five years of roleplay experience, three
of those years dedicated to Tumblr roleplay. Shipping
requires chemistry & smut is very rare. Mun is very much
friendly and skype is only available to mutual followers.
[ home. ask. begin. law. map. ]
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Send a ✿ if you would ship your character with mine.
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❝ You look like you want to punch me. ❞
& he's just going to casually step back a bit
because he'd rather not die from a hit
to his temple today ---- or any day, really.
❝ ---- no, seriously.
Don't punch me. ❞
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❝ You wouldn't happen to have
a phone I could use for a sec, would you?
My battery died and yeah --- it sucks. ❞
No, really --- it fucking sucks.
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