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how is a post bragging about not experiencing homophobia not homophobic?

fuck off 

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just to clarify i don't have critical thinking and if i support a fictional murderer that means i also condone murder irl

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avacroy on Instagram

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He’s just been on my mind a lot lately 🙈😳

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ENTP is so hot , he’s me

Art by @eko.oek instagram: "Villains"

INTP, ENTP, ENTJ, INTJ

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These two photos have the exact same energy.

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my cat is either Fatty, Big  Dumpling or Furry Sausage xddd 

if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

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That cliffhanger.

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does anyone know how to find all the posts I have ever made? Is that even an option on tumblr lol 

#im begging you for help #my mutuals #please come to my aid in this time of need #I'm technologically impaired

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Tony: *smirking, staring with longing, eye fucking, secretly checking out Stephen’s ass, launching a new line of underwear called” Sexy Wizard” , texting Stephen 39 times a day*

Stephen: *quietly casting a spell of romantic divination to confirm his suspicions *

Stephen: *gasp* I THINK HE IS INTO ME

Wong: Stephen you blind fuck

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Reading this after 4 years, I had a blast figuring  out whom I mean by these descriptions, lol

MBTI types as proffesors at my law school:

ISTJ:

-GaY™

- OCD freak

- Lost faith in humanity long time ago

- Humour as dry as the Sahara desert fart on a sunny afternoon

- high-key gay ever present V-neck

-Has a badly concealed superiority complex

-Will literally burn you alive if ur lazy or disorganised

- probably gets aroused by paperwork

- „ we, lawyers…” (to a bunch of 1st year students)

- Loves grammar

ENTP:

UPTADE: HE WAS ASKED TO BECOME A PROFESSOR AT SORBONE AND STARTS HIS LECTURES THIS YEAR😳😱😱👏

- secretly a communist

- has a crush on Lenin

-SWEARS. A lot.

- posesses an infinite amount of strange historical trivia

-probably half of which is absolute bullshit

-starts randomly singing National anthems of European countries during classes

- polygot

-part- time opera singer, full time historical geek

- is there any instrument he DOESN’T play?

- likes showing pictures of his cat

- has a secret bottle of his „energy” liquid. When confronted said it is water. We are pretty sure it’s vodka

INTP:

- fantasy geek (duh)

- tries hard to be taken seriously, rarely ever is

- ashamed of his inner nerd

- wishes he could live in ancient Rome

- creates his own memes (mostly about Rome)

- is actually kinda cute

- dies a little inside with every idiotic remark from his students

- wakes up before sunrise (And actually enjoys it)

- covers shyness with professionalism

- in top 1% during his student days

- probably second incarnation of caesar Octavian August

ESTJ

- long lost twin of professor McGonnagal and Leia Organa

- has a definitely shady political past

- she is poise , she is grace, she will punch you in the face with the civil law textbook in 7 tomes leather bound in the skin of her enemies

-„I worked for over 3 decades in the education system, and finally decided it’s time for something lighter, like the criminal justice „

- is something of a legend in the law community

- Insists on students buying her textbook, which are actually kinda shitty and outdated

- gives motivational speeches

- takes her tea extra strong with a sense of righteousness and two spoons of justice

INFJ

-has a God complex

- FASHION ICON 24/7, wears matching socks and handkerchief , probably sleeps in a three- piece suit

- snide political remarks

- snide ad personam remarks

- loves german philosophers , has a crush on Nietzche

- smokes actual pipe made from the wood of a rate species of mahogany tree, sacred by nuns living in an isolated sanctuary in the Croatian mountains, with high quality tobacco harvested at a full moon by the hands of Indonesian slave children

-has a flair for the upscale and dramatic

- is above trivial matters such as punctuality and schedules

-considers himself „intelectually superior form of life”, probably is

-likes talking about himself. a LOT

- shares anecdotes about his dog that he considers entertaining ;they are not

- calls his students”peasants”

ISFP:

- So emo™

- wears varying shades of black. Simultaneously.

- has a picture of her long dead/ estranged /quite well and alive daughter/ sister/ random stranger on her desk at all times( the identity of which remains An ongoing debate)

- is actually kinda crazy

- Finds graphs and charts fascinating

- pretty sure she is already dead and just haunting our classes but no one has ever gathered courage to actually confront her about it

- her voice is more monotone and lifeless than a blank page on a grey wall of an empty building in the middle of nowhere on a rainy Monday morning

- is the endless source of meme inspiration

- hates men and humanity in general(but mostly men)

- her emo levels increase around Valentine’s Day and literally any other happy moments

- walking disaster

ISTP:

- doesn’t give a fuck about his students

- is genuinely surprised when people attend his classes

-„ I don’t care if you ever show up at the lectures or learn anything, or find a job, or actually do anything with your life, I am only here to pay off by debt from student loans and increase yours”

- loves public transport, knows the the model and designation number of every bus and tram in 30 mile radius

- is sexually attracted to trains

- „like, do I have to teach you all this? Can’t you just read the books? Well, I guess you can’t. Read, that is.Thats fine, neither do I”

- oftentimes found sitting in random places, like windowsills, tables, trash bins,trains

- will never admit, but secretly loves when people show interest in the subject

- high quality self- depreciating humour

- pretty laidback & likeable person

- tired af

- has, like,2 pairs of jeans

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Exacly, and for people like me who used to identify with loki strongly for many,many years, both due to his turbulent personality and complicated family situation, as well as his particular mix of snark, wit and seriousness, the treatment he got felt super depressing and like a slap in the face. I was hoping he would grow out of being the supporting character for everyones story, a shadow to someone else’s sun as they put it in Avengers, and yet he became a SIDEKICK IN HIS OWN HOW. Then I hoped his redemption arc would be a story of independence, of breaking the fixed structure and establishing free will, of freeing from the shackles of the self- imposed brands such as “villain” , ‘the bad guy”, but no! Instead all he received was more trauma, constant humiliation in every single episode, and losing every ounce of intelligence, self-respect, purpose and agenda in lieu of becoming a punching bag for other characters. He took no initiative, he essentially was dragged along by others for the entire season, with not a single coherent action on his own!His character development was to become a broken, stupid and weak man, and this is breaking my heart, because it feels like he became everything he probably hates about himself -an insecurity personified. For someone with low self esteem and plenty of self-hatered, his story is reflective of how someone with depression thinks everyone perceives them- as dumb,weak and without any agenda. What the loki show tells us, is that if you feel like you are weak and stupid,and try to cover it up with fake  bravado just to cope, you really are just that - a pathetic idiot. This hurts, because Loki deserved better- they could run with comics arc of Loki becoming God of Stories - this would be a story of emancipation, instead of a journey in humiliation. 

i truly enjoyed watching most loki episodes but i can’t deny the crappy writing. loki’s trauma was legit ignored like how are they going to show loki his entire life and death and have his grief last only a couple of minutes? and ofc theres the bisexuality thing wand the selfcest but other than that my problems are just about loki’s character development. they made him look weak and dumb so that sylvie could look strong and smart which is usually a dudebro argument used to trash the strong women but that’s legit what happened? loki is one of the smartest people in the mcu not with like academics or anything but just generally with manipulation and stuff like you have to have SOME level of smarts to trick people the way loki has. and they expect us to believe loki can’t fight ? because all of his fighting attempts have been miserable.

the series had me so disappointed especially with the treatment of loki. they start the off by having loki use the smell of tony starks cologne to conclude that the avengers traveled thru time and messed with the timeline, have him figure out the apocalypse theory, AND figure out where sylvie was hiding (aka hes smart as fuck) only for him to not have a single thought for himself after episode 2. loki is frost giant raised on asgard by a race of warriors and he can’t even handle himself against barely trained tva agents? he (who always has a plan) literally has NO plan? thru the last few eps he mainly just stood by while the plot happened around him??? they said he will be soggy sad bread and idk I was expecting more

#I'm just so sad #I was waiting for this show for years #and this is why we get #I hate marvel

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hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

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I know some people are bitching about “ohhhh all the other Loki’s are much more powerful than our Loki!!”, but actually, I think the series is going the right way about it.

We all know Loki’s powers have been severely under-utilised in his movie appearances, so for him to turn up in the TV show suddenly using a whole new arsenal of magic powers we’ve never actually seen him use before would be kinda confusing to most viewers. Most people watching these shows and films aren’t reading the comics too, so why is the stabby guy suddenly this all-powerful sorcerer when he never used to be?

Having Loki encounter other Loki’s, seeing what they can do, discovering he can do that too and that he’s more powerful than he realises - that’s a good way of addressing it, I think.

Loki has never lived up to his potential. In this series alone, his mother told him he could do anything, Mobius told him he could be whatever he wanted, Sylvie and Classic Loki have shown him some of what he’s capable of. Loki discovering and enhancing his true powers while surrounded by people who actually give a shit about him? I’m totally here for that.

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There’s no such things as too many Loki’s

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shield: assemble the earth's mightiest heroes, put loki in a reinforced cage, involve the army, cause large scale chaos destroying half of new york trying to contain him

mobius, watching from his holoprojector, downing his josta: have you guys considered using subtle psychological manipulation and satisfying his praise kink?