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Well, I have COVID, so my return to here is going to be a bit slower. I’ll keep everyone posted then I should be back in action in about…. A week, hopefully.

#❝ᴼᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [ooc] #tw: coronavirus #tw: covid

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Tumblr just isnt working today, so I'll probably be lurking until I can get it fixed. Summer break starts in three days so I'll be around much more often.

#❝ᴼᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [ooc]

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Anyways🤔

#[Alastor Things] #[Rosie Things] #mobile tbt.

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✷ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ; angst edition ( . 01 )

❝ i still wanted to believe that you are a good person after everything you've done to me. ❞

❝ you gave me another chance to be a new person again, but you didn't seem to trust me enough. ❞

❝ why did you betray / leave me ? ❞

❝ my heart desired for your love then. ❞

❝ why did you love me now ? ❞

❝ i have given you all my love but you threw them away like it was nothing. ❞

❝ now you want me like i wanted you ? ❞

❝ you're wasting my time. ❞

❝ i just wish that we both had the same feeling back then. ❞

❝ we still can fix this, but we can't be together again. ❞

❝ i regret meeting you. ❞

❝ thanks for the trauma, by the way. ❞

❝ it's best for us to be strangers again. ❞

❝ maybe there's another universe where we have a happy ending we've always wanted. ❞

❝ i hope to never see you again. ❞

❝ i've seen the way you look at her/him/them, if she/he/they is/are the one, then leave. be with your true soulmate. ❞

❝ what am i to you truly ? a puppet to be used to get what you want? ❞

❝ what am i to you truly ? ❞

❝ you manipulated me into believing your bullshits ! ❞

❝ i don't care if you need me, it's your own fault for breaking our relationship. ❞

❝ why should i trust you again ? ❞

❝ we can't go back like we used to, take a look what happened to us now. ❞

❝ our relationship / friendship ends now. ❞

❝ we were never meant be. ❞

❝ of all people, why it should be you who hurt me ? ❞

#❝ᴬ ᵂᵒʳᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘʳ ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳˢ❞ [Memes]

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✷ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ; fluff edition ( . 01 )

❝ here, let me hold you. you look cold. ❞

❝ you sleep like a baby, you know that right ? ❞

❝ i'm fine staying here with you, we can watch your favorite tv shows, cook a meal together, cuddles. we don't have to go anywhere. ❞

❝ you're not burdening me, my love. taking care of you is my responsibility. ❞

❝ don't worry, I'll be here when you're awake. ❞

❝ do you want your good luck kisses ? ❞

❝ you're perfect the way you are. ❞

❝ you're really hypnotizing me by your beauty. ❞

❝ i love your voice, it's soothing. ❞

❝ you're warm, i don't want to let you go. ❞

❝ come here, and give me a goodnight kiss. ❞

❝ you seem tired, i can give you a massage if you want to. ❞

❝ i made you your favorite. ❞

❝ sleep, darling. i'll protect you from the nightmares. ❞

❝ let me carry you. ❞

❝ it's okay, I don't mind buying something. ❞

❝ you don't have to talk about it, just let me make the pain go away. ❞

❝ stay here, i'll run you a bath. ❞

❝ rest, let me do the cleaning. ❞

❝ fine, you can hug me for five minutes; but then you have to let me go. ❞

❝ i'm not staring at you, i'm admiring you. ❞

❝ don't go yet, let me hold you for a moment. ❞

❝ don't hide your face away from me, let me see the blush on your face and that shy smile of yours. ❞

❝ i'm very lucky to have you. ❞

#❝ᴬ ᵂᵒʳᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘʳ ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳˢ❞ [Memes]

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It’s the week before the end of school so I have conferences all week. During that time I’ll be mostly mobile bound and will likely respond to big things this weekend.

#❝ᴼᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [ooc] #tw: rl stuff

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random lyric starters! (2/∞) mix of fluff, angst and misc. change pronouns where needed!

❝ you don’t look the same. ❞

❝ what was it like to leave me behind? ❞

❝ i won’t be like you. ❞

❝ i’m fighting back the truth. ❞

❝ eyes like yours can’t look away. ❞

❝ you can’t stop DNA. ❞

❝ nice to see you too. ❞

❝ i hate to say hello because i know it means goodbye. ❞

❝ i’m just so scared. ❞

❝ we are young. ❞

❝ let us shine for what it’s worth. ❞

❝ we’re on our way. ❞

❝ hold me close. ❞

❝ we’re losing time. ❞

❝ oh, what a night. ❞

❝ i miss her bed. ❞

❝ i lost my head. ❞

❝ this night will never end. ❞

❝ do i look lonely? ❞

❝ people have told me i don’t look the same. ❞

❝ how do i live? ❞

❝ seems so fitting. ❞

❝ how could i ask for more? ❞

❝ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ❞

❝ am i the best you ever had? ❞

❝ smile even though you’re sad. ❞

❝ why can i not conquer love?❞

❝ i wanted to fight this war without weapons. ❞

❝ i wanted it. i wanted it bad. ❞

❝ there were so many red flags. ❞

❝ let’s be clear— i trust no one. ❞

❝ you did not break me. ❞

❝ i’m still fighting for peace. ❞

❝ you won’t see me fall apart. ❞

❝ i’ll give you everything i have. ❞

❝ i’ll teach you everything i know. ❞

❝ i promise i’ll do better. ❞ 

❝ i will always hold you close. ❞

❝ i will learn to let you go. ❞

❝ you are loved more than you know. ❞

❝ i heard you found somebody else. ❞

❝ at first i thought it was a lie. ❞

❝ i hate to think about you with somebody else. ❞

❝ our love has gone cold. ❞

❝ i don’t want your body. ❞

❝ you said you’d find someone to take my place. ❞

❝ i just don’t believe that you have got it in you. ❞

❝ we are just gonna keep doing this every time. ❞

❝ i should be getting over it. ❞

#[memes] #mobile tbt.

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“Waking me up would require sleeping to begin with, I was listening to a bit of music and writing when I heard the television droning on. I had thought you dozed off hours ago.” Wandering around the edge of the couch, he would settle down at the end and lean back.

“I don’t know how this mindless drivel can help you sleep.”

@vileprose​ asked: “Can’t sleep?” - Alastor

Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.

Angel was laying across the sofa in his robe, watching TV with a glass of white wine in his hand. A sudden soft noise that sounded like footsteps, broke the spider’s attention from the blinding screen and blinked a few times to see Alastor standing behind him. 

“Hey.. sorry didn’t mean ta’ wake yous up, babe’. I decided ta’ take a quick shower n’ watch some tv ta’ help me fall back to sleep.” He replied.

#v ;; Shades of Sugar Sweet [spiderinheels] #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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ladiesofhell​:

“I guess that’s true. I always find it hard to put a good book down myself.” She said with a small laugh, she offered one of the muffins, blueberry. “What book is it? If you’re looking for more I can lend you some. We do have a library here in the hotel.” She smiled.

“Ulysses, an old favorite from my days above ground.” Reaching out, he would take one of the muffins. Turning it over in his clawed hand before picking off a bite from it and placing it between his lips. “It’s not for lack of access to books, dear, it’s more a lack of anything interesting to read. I get bored about as easily as a toad in a desert.” 

#❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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more random dialogue prompts ,

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

"how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”

#❝ᴬ ᵂᵒʳᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘʳ ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳˢ❞ [Memes]

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ladiesofhell​:

“I couldn’t sleep either so I went to get myself some snacks from the kitchen. I saw the light on in here so I thought I’d stop by and say hi.” She said, holding up a plate of muffins she had made earlier that day. She noticed the book in his lap. “I’m not interrupting, am I?” She asked.

“Interrupting? The wonderful thing about books is that they don’t demand undivided attention. Besides, I’ve read it about a hundred times. One of the curses of Hell is the startling lack of entertainment outlets.” Sitting up a little straighter, he would set the book to the side. “So, you’re hardly interrupting anything.”

#❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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@bloominghands​ asks:  "It's been awhile..." (For Alastor)

Bittersweet Reunion - ACCEPTING

“Why yes, its has! My, oh my, I might have seen a ghost.” A face that he knew was familiar, but it had been so long that he was trying to piece together the memory. Curiously tilting his head with a grin, “The times seem to have been treating you well.”

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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Anonymous asks:  🛌 - What’s their sleeping position? 🐶 - What’s their favorite animal? (Rosie and Alastor please :3)

The Little Things - ACCEPTING

🛌 - What’s their sleeping position?

Alastor has extreme insomnia, he rarely sleeps so its often infrequent to find him in a bed. When he is sleeping in a bed often he is on his back, as this is the position he feels least vulnerable in. He has to be the nearest to the door in any room that he sleeps in, and usually doesn’t sleep under any covering because he runs so warm. When he sleeps there can be heard the soft sound of radio static, similar to how some people snore. 

More often than not, he can be found face down at a table or slumped over in a chair, wherever he happened to be when exhaustion finally caught up with him.

🐶 - What’s their favorite animal?

Cats. Alastor’s manor can be seen with many stray/feral cats roaming about. It isn’t often that you see a soft side to this man but if you introduce him to a cute feline you just might see it.

🛌 - What’s their sleeping position?

Rosie is a side sleeper, and isn’t the easiest to share a bed with. She has a tendency to clutch/hold on to thing or people when sharing a space. This can be a pillow or a rare nightly partner if they’ve been granted the privilege to stay the night. Like Alastor she runs warm, but prefers ample covering such as plush bed spreads and blankets. She talks in her sleep when she is feeling particularly stressed about something, but otherwise she is a very polite and quiet sleeper.

🐶 - What’s their favorite animal?

Birds, she loves how endearing they are and often finds them to be amusing when they sing. Specifically she likes the sassy ones that will talk back and chatter. She owns several that can be visited in her shop, and have been known to hold quite the conversations!

#❝ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵀᵘⁿᵉᵈ❞ [Headcanons] #❝ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜˡᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵒˢᵗ❞ [Alastor Things] #♫ ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᴹᵉ [Rosie Things] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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@ladiesofhell​ asks:  “Can’t sleep?” ((Charlie for Al?^^))

Can’t Sleep? - ACCEPTING

“Your majesty,” He would greet as the familiar voice cut through their silent air. At this hour he hadn’t expected anyone to walk in, let alone his newly established business partner. Looking up from his book, he would close it slightly and set down the cup of tea in his hand. “Admittedly I don’t sleep much, bit of a buzz in the brain if you know what I mean. Nothing for you to be concerned about! To what do I owe such an unexpected visit at such an hour?”

#❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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@spiderinheels​ asks:  🥄 - Talk about their eating habits. | For Rosie

The Little Things - ACCEPTING

Rosie, like Alastor, is a cannibal and often uses that to help enforce her moral values. (Eating those who are rude, violent toward women/children, etc.) She is not a scavenger and tends to be a bit more refined in who/what she actually eats, unlike what we’ve seen in her social circle. With her cult following she will often have people volunteer their services of being her next meal. After all, when you’re the biggest name in stage shows you amass quite the number of fans willing to do just about anything.

That said she does eat other things, if only to not be rude, when she is in the company of those who can’t stomach cannibalistic tendencies. She likes a good cut of red meat as much as the next person and absolutely adores anything dark chocolate.

#❝ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵀᵘⁿᵉᵈ❞ [Headcanons] #♫ ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᴹᵉ [Rosie Things] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #tw: cannibalism #I love talking headcanons give me all of them

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@castleofmxses​ asks:  “Can’t sleep?” My husk to your Alastor

Can’t Sleep? - ACCEPTING

“Dear boy I think an easier question to answer would be when can I sleep? A brilliant mind never rests! I don’t think I’ve gotten a full nights rest since I was in diapers.” An exaggeration, but it didn’t shade the fact that he was hardly ever asleep. Rest was brief more often than not unless it was a rare moment that he was to pass out from exhaustion. 

“I should be asking you the same question.”

#❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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@a-hazbin-spider asks:  "Surprise bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."

What a loud entrance, as always, from the exuberant servant of lust and debauchery. Their paths had been tied, unwillingly, with his dealings in Charlie’s business. Truly he would have preferred a much more silent business partner. “Well I can’t say I’m too surprised, you always seem to show up again no matter how many days we don’t cross paths. I take it your knees aren’t too bruised?”

#mun once again apologizing for how big of a dick this man is #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]