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– Audrey Hepburn

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Hidden Hounds.

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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

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i agree! here u go!

#little babies #I've never been stung by a wasp or a hornet #because I stay still when they come near me #and they always just move on after checking me out

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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

#cymru am byth!

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My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

#I love this #makes my celtic heart sing!

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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*the bracelets... aren't coming off.*

*kopi returns with a big brown paper bag full of supplies*

I'm bac-

-kopi

#they look so pathetic #poor thing

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minecraft add baby endermen immediately

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A pair of corvids are observed perched silently atop a street light during a misty morning in coastal California. ♡

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#this is also my reaction to tasting mint #hate it so much

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