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🍃 RACE WITHOUT TRACE 💨

I want to share a story with you.

As you know, I race with the number 5 on my car, but as you probably also know there was another famous 5 – “Red 5” which belonged to Nigel Mansell. This year, on the 30th anniversary of his win at the 1992 Silverstone Grand Prix, I really wanted to drive his championship winning car, the FW14B.

watch the whole video on Seb’s website

#he could not more gorgeous #sebastian vettel #williams seb #FW14b

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someone asked for gifs of this vid ;))

#what in the actual fuck #sebastian vettel #rbr seb #his technique needs work

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#my thoughts: impure #sebastian vettel #toro rosso seb #what would you do for a klondyke bar

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Matt: Last question: what's the city of Austin's slogan? Joey: Keepin' it-- Josef: I got it! I got it!!! Just wait for it! Wait for my button, I can't-- Keep Austin weird! (turns to Sebastian) BOOM!

#i understand. if i were two feet away from seb vettel i'd strip too #sebastian vettel #josef newgarden #for those who don't know: indycar/nascar/f1 vid hosted by shell #not pictured: joey logano and matt gallagher #go look it up

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#jesus #muhammad ali #police brutality

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Working at the sex shop really did rewire my brain. There was basically no topic that was too taboo to talk about, and what little propriety I’d had evaporated. I’d be out walking and chatting with friends about erotica I’d had to read that day only to be shushed and realize people were staring at me.

It always struck me as a little bit silly but I learned to curb myself for others comfort levels. Mostly.

But I have one distinct memory of decorating holiday cookies with my parents and my grandmother. My mom had worked in a sex shop back in her day, and I never hid my line of work from my family, so I was telling a work story.

I was conscious that my dad was slightly more sensitive, so I was using pretty broad descriptions, but I happened to mention silicone lube and my nana asked, “What’s that?”

I went into full sales mode. Focused on the little reindeer cookie I was decorating I started info dumping, “Oh, it’s pretty great. Water based lubricants get absorbed through vaginal mucous membranes, but silicone is too dense and our body can’t absorb it the same way. So once you apply some silicone you never have to worry about chafing, and a little goes a long way. It’s especially popular with older women, because they start producing less natural lubricant and absorb water based lubes so quickly.”

There was a silent beat after this statement.

I looked up.

My mom and grandmother were looking at me with rapt attention, and I belatedly realized I was addressing two older women who probably would welcome extra lubrication.

And then there was my dad, blushing so pink with embarrassment that I thought he was about to faint.

“I can talk about something else,” I offered in apology to my dad.

“Like hell! He can go in the other room, tell me more!” My nana declared. My dad scampered off to busy himself in another room while I answered their questions and talked about brands and pricing.

I slipped them each a small bottle of silicone lube for the holidays.

#FANTASTIC #older women #old women sexuality

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#glass of water #glasses #kleenex #heating pad #roller for my calf knots #towel for when i use ice packs #vibe #eye masks

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DYKE!

#i approve this message

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80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

#trans rights

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#free palestine

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#mental health

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#screaming #house of habsburg #habsburg humor

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#josef dear 😑

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#🧡🩷🤍❤️💜 #lesbian visibility #elder lesbians

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#not even close

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certain THOUGHTS are being THOUGHT very LOUDLY and EXPLICITLY

#uhhhhhhhhh #if i speak #oscar piastri

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Germans and Finns Mika Hakkinen + Michael Schumacher | Kimi Raikkonen + Sebastian Vettel

#shut uuuuupp #michael schumacher #mika hakkinen #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #dudes being guys