even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.
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Parents in movies when their 13-14 year old gets their period: oh no it’s too soon!
The ppl that got their period before the end of 5th grade:
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Wait Zenos just [redacted] my [redacted]???!
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where the hell do yall live that growing your own food is possible for everyone and therefore it's okay to be incredibly condescending about people not already growing their own food
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You can only reblog this today.
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sometimes i remember i have cool mutuals and im like oh fuck im making a fool of myself. and then i continue making a fool of myself
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Before Seat of Sacrifice: Ok you made me feel sorry for Emet-Selch but I will never feel sorry for Elidibus.
After Seat of Sacrifice:
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crystal exarch: g'raha tia wasnt in the tower when i got there
wol: did you look? did you look under things? he's a bit of a manlet. more of a scale miniature of a person, really. did you look down ever at all? he could've been standing right in front of you and you just missed him
crystal exarch: *choking back tears* there was no such person
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absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog
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Hey FF14 team how about you just let me do a Ceremony of Eternal Bonding with G’raha Tia already?
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i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there
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