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Navia: Wow. I must have been an awful person in my past life.

Lumine: Why?

Navia: Clorinde is the opposite of my ideal woman. And somehow, I’m in love with her. The universe must really hate me.

Lumine:

#Navia #Lumine #Clorinde #clorivia #i just imagine her having such mental conflict for a while about it #but she actually loves her so so much ♥ ♥ ♥ u//v//u #genshin impact #incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin quotes #fontaine

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website

#signal boost #no fandom related

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Sigewinne: Papa Wriothesley?

Wriothesley: Yes, Sigewinne?

Sigewinne: There’s a small get together at my school on Friday?

Wriothesley: How small?

Sigewinne: You, me and the principal.

#wriothesley #sigewinne #Modern AU #I really like the AUs where Sigewinne is Wrio's daughter; i think is just cute xDDD #incorrect genshin quotes #genshin impact #also Sige being a little menace XD

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Neuvillette: *carrying Furina bridal-style and talking calmly to her*

Clorinde: *sprints past them while carrying Wriothesley over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, they are both screaming*

#neuvillette #furina #clorinde #wriothesley #wriorinde #neuvifuri #focallette #fontaine #incorrect genshin quotes

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Furina, about Neuvillette: i’m not objectifying my Dragon Husband & Chief Justice by staring at his tits when we talk, he is just too tall to look in his eyes, okay?

Furina: ...the tits are a bonus though

#Furina #neuvillette #neuvifuri #focallette #furillette #fontaine #incorrect genshin quotes #// being so tiny has it's benefits ♥ uvu

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Furina: Clorinde, tell Neuvillette that he’s a meanie and silly, but i still love him

Clorinde: Tell him yourself

Furina: no we’re in a fight :/

Clorinde, through gritted teeth: You're sitting in his lap.

#Furina #clorinde #neuvillette #neuvifuri #focallette #furillette #incorrect genshin quotes #fontaine

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Clorinde: Monsieur Neuvillette isn’t answering his phone

Furina: I’ll call

Wriothesley: Clorinde and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Neuvillette: Hello?

#clorinde #wriothesley #furina #neuvillette #neuvifuri #focallette #furillette #incorrect genshin quotes #fontaine

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*Furina has added Neuvillette to group chat*

Clorinde: you actually bought a new phone, boss?

Wriothesley: Hey, 'Villette! Finally you’ve entered the digital age and got a smartphone!

Navia: Hi, Monsieur Chief Justice! :)

*Several minutes pass by*

Furina: Neuvie?

Wriothesley: Why aren’t you responding?

Navia: Hello???

*Several more minutes pass by*

Neuvillette: Howdoyoudoaspace

#Furina #Neuvillette #Navia #Clorinde #Wriothesley #Fontaine #incorrect genshin quotes

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Furina: sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

#furina #fontaine #incorrect genshin quotes

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Neuvillette: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Navia: Rude.

Wriothesley: That’s fair.

Clorinde: Not again.

Arlecchino: Are you going to want this back?

#Neuvillette #Navia #wriothesley #clorinde #arlecchino #fontaine #incorrect genshin quotes

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Navia, watching Wriothesley drink his tea: ... why are you making that face? Is the Tea bad or something?

Wriothesley: Clorinde put salt in my tea because I annoyed her, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and I refuse to let her win.

#Navia #wriothesley #clorinde #incorrect genshin quotes #fontaine

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Shooting stars 🌠

#Furina #Nami #Layla #Luna

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Neuvillette: I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Furina: Neuvie, that’s impos-

Neuvillette, gently cups Furina’s face with his hands

Furina, blushing profusely & about to cry: N-Neuvillette! I-- I have a reputation to uphold.

Neuvillette, just leaning to rest his forehead against her own: Would you prefer me to let go?

Furina: … N- No, you can't! ...then the whole world will fall apart... now it's your responsibility to hold it all together.

Neuvillette, lovingly smiling: & I'll be forever honored to do so, Lady Furina.

#Neuvillette #Furina #neuvifuri #focallette #fontaine #genshin impact #furillette #incorrect genshin quotes #no even incorrect; THIS IS WHOLEHEARTLY CORRECT; i will testify... i was there your honor uwu #they give me all the doki dokis ;; - ;; ♥ #i love them so so much

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Neuvillette: I think we should get married.

Furina: We?

Neuvillette: Yes, we, Lady Furina…

Furina, a confused bean: N- Neuvie, we're not even dating…how are we dating!?

Neuvillette: of course we are, I gave you a Vision. 🥺

Furina: …!?

#*confused dragon noises* #furina #neuvillette #neuvifuri #focallette #fontaine #genshin impact #incorrect genshin quotes #// I just like to think that Vision is very special 🥺 #no more hydro users for a while; it is especial; just for his Heart ♥

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Lynette: *while sipping tea* Are you interested in committing a felony?

Wriothesley: What the hell?!

Lynette: Let me rephrase.

Lynette, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Wriothesley, whispering back: Of course, what do you need?

#Wriothesley #lynette #genshin impact #fontaine #incorrect genshin quotes

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Clorinde: [stabbing the air between Furina and Neuvillette]

Neuvillette: 

Furina: What are you doing?

Clorinde: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Shit, it isn’t working

#Furina #Clorinde #Neuvillette #neuvifuri #focallette #furillette #fontaine #incorrect genshin quotes #genshin impact

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Furina: Please? For me?

Neuvillette: Don't do that.

Furina: Do what?

Neuvillette: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the kitty eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Furina:

Neuvillette:

Furina: Please? For me?

Neuvillette: Very well.

#Neuvillette #Furina #neuvifuri #focallette #furillette #fontaine #genshin impact #incorrect genshin quotes