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where are y’all finding these medium ugly, nerdy, gamer boys with mustaches 😭

#medium ugly men are so #where do you find them at #where #gamer boys

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my neck hurts AND I'm gay

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a reminder that you are gorgeous by default. you are beautiful as a baseline. you're really pretty. also you're cool

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Shane being like “his wife died of…. uhhh… death” and Ryan responding with “was she hit by a CAR” (completely unrelated tidbit but this case is set in the 1800s) - they truly are the investigators of our time.

#they’re so funny #my favorite investigators #shane madej #ryan bergara #mystery files #watcher

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Brandon “badger” Mayhew is cute, needed to get that off my chest apologies lads

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OH fellow badger enthusiast i love you <3

:0 hihi, fellow badger enthusiast! love you too <3 :)

#idk if i’m making sense #but hiiii #:) <33

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#breaking bad #breaking bad badger #matt jones #badger better call saul #brandon badger mayhew #brandon mayhew #brba #help #he’s so perfect #i want him #foaming at the fucking mouth #he <33 #gay panic #gay overload

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confession badger from breaking bad is cute and i’m literally right

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just saw someone on tiktok say that the nesquick rabbit is jesse pinkmans fursona and

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breaking bad live updates

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he’s so

#keyboard smash #he’s just so #help #in love #<3 #he <33 #i’d burn the world down for him <3 #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #breaking bad #breaking bad badger #matt jones #brba #brandon mayhew #brandon badger mayhew #badger better call saul #banging my fists on the table

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this popped into my head and I couldn't rest until I got it out

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we as a fandom don’t talk enough about badger going “helicopter, bitch” then picking jesse up like a limp rag and twirling him around in s1

like 1) jesse pinkman pickupable confirmed, 2) badger is fucking jacked i guess, 3) the fact that it literally never comes up again implies this is just a tuesday for them or something?? 4) helicopter, bitch!

#it’s my favorite scene ever #it’s so funny #jesse pinkman #badger mayhew #brba #breaking bad #breaking bad s1

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107 year old heart shaped locket with a picture of brandon 'badger' mayhew in it

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s1e1 || s1e5