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never totally understood the preoccupation with swords as exclusively phallic symbolism to be honest. this is clearly scissoring.

#elytrians #nsft

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my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.

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dungeon yuri

#dungeon meshi #sent to me

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#gifset #dungeon meshi #lesbian #yeah #sent to me

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If I was Orpheus I wouldn't have looked back at Eurydice. I would have looked down at the ground to maximize the framerate, and then repeatedly run into Cerberus' second head to perform the Cerberus Skip and warp up to the entrance of Hades. I've done this five times and last time I did manage to shave three and a half seconds off my personal best thanks to favorable Cerberus cycle RNG. I honestly don't get why that dweeb Orpheus could not do this, or even a simple Sisyphus Glide

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

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i'm changing! / i'm changing in ways you can't even begin to imagine.

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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I WOKE UP AT 3AM TO DRAW THIS OUT BEFORE THE 'OL BRAIN RESTARTS 🥲

#dhmis

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had a bright and vivid dream of going to a con and finding fire emblem: awakening being sold for $20, one of the lalaloopsy ds games being sold $18.49, and many the dead plate prints being sold. it was beautiful

#sage talks

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Me and my irls have started a new running joke where out of the blue we will ask the imaginary chat moderators to do something incredibly specific and often threatening to “this guy”

These can range from “Mods, put a lump of coal in this guys stocking” to “mods, make this guy forget the face of his childhood pet” to “mods, make sure this guy never understands what it truly means to be loved” to “Mods, take this guy to the new facility for researching pita bread, but take away his snacks”

However, in the off chance we are feeling merciful, This Guy can have a treat if he behaves.

“Mods, give this guy some salami.” “Mods, show this guy the true meaning of Christmas.” “Mods, make sure this guy gets a long and fulfilling night of sleep and awakens tomorrow feeling prepared and able to handle the days problems.”

Most of the time I’m glad I’m not this guy because I’d rather not suddenly be afflicted with ovarian cysts as a member of the salami and meatballs club, but I think not having insomnia would be nice.

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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you