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valliantknight · 2 hours
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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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valliantknight · 3 hours
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valliantknight · 4 hours
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valliantknight · 4 hours
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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valliantknight · 5 hours
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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valliantknight · 6 hours
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valliantknight · 7 hours
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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valliantknight · 8 hours
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valliantknight · 9 hours
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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valliantknight · 9 hours
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I'm really sad I haven't seen anyone mention that Senshi spent an episode's worth of time just holding on to a tray of Japanese food while everyone around him died.
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valliantknight · 9 hours
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WHO is gonna come suck me. This is an open invitation
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valliantknight · 9 hours
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forgot to bring my jacket today so i got absolutely soaked to the bone on my walk to work. had to go into the bathroom and take my shirt off and wring it out like a fucking towel
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valliantknight · 13 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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valliantknight · 13 hours
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getting a lot of questions about my shirt that says “I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY” that are already answered by the shirt
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valliantknight · 13 hours
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valliantknight · 13 hours
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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there's like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn't need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone's condition and immediately get them?
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valliantknight · 13 hours
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i swallow my mom's diamond but she doesn't understand?? i'm dragonkin and she is literally starving me
oh no! i totally understand where youre coming from but maybe next time you could eat some cheaper gems? maybe like rhinestones? i know it wont compare to real gems, but it could be a cheaper way to satisfy your hunger! or even better, you could make rock candy! i know how hard it can be to have humans not understand your kintype, and i wish you the best of luck with your hoard! (◡‿◡✿)
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