me: time to do some writing
brain: NO
me:
brain:
me:
brain:
me: ahh bed finally
brain: TIME TO PRODUCE INTELLIGENT SENTENCES AND WITTY BANTER
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Me always
*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”
me @ ant: tell your friends.
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Me getting back into this blog
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*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho
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At least on facebook I can post as much as I want in a day
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marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day
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Yo I don’t even care if 97.3845% of the stories on here are made up y’all are creative as fuck and have me laughing more than anyone irl A+++ job keep on lying and doing your thing
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Fire glass produces more heat than real wood, and also is environmentally friendly. There is no smoke, it’s odorless and doesn’t produce ash. You are able to stay toasty warm without cutting down trees and the specially formulated glass crystals give off no toxic deposit.
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"expecially because your hands on my leg."
- Vic Fuentes
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