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v4guelyv4mpiric · 7 hours
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as a devoted member of the morbius fandom (not a joke) and as someone who's seen the movie 18 times (also not a joke) and enjoyed it about as much as any other superhero movie (still being serious); i would love a sequal. just to see what they could possibly do with such a disaster of a film.
Idc "Morbius sweep" was one of the funniest things to ever happen. Movie comes out and is a failure, but the meme community got them to re-release it only for the movie to flop A SECOND TIME. Hilarious. I miss morbius sweep.
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what's a little angst without slutty little outfits?
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 9 hours
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offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 15 hours
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now
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Ryoko Kui please return my calls
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 1 day
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 1 day
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i disrespect the grind
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 1 day
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 2 days
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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by Anders Zorn, 1917
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 2 days
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 2 days
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the youtube "stop drawing like this" community doesn't want you to know this but you can shade however you want forever btw. it doesn't have to make sense in fact you should actively be pissing people off with how inaccurate your light source is
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 2 days
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im gods weakest faggot
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