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uselessthief · 10 years

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Turning the lights off

Might be my last post. It's been fun.

#LeagueofLegends #LoL #Jinx #Gif #League #Legends

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uselessthief · 10 years

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2^8

Jenivere probably steals things from the Clocktower all the time.

This must make Garrett annoyed.

#Thief #Jenivere #Magpie

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uselessthief · 10 years

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Rawr

I'm 21 now. I drank a hard and wine like cider, and too much rootbeer, and got a free tshirt.

I am also now a Rogue Nation Citizen. woot.

Also. wtf.

When you end a day with a friend eating 2 dollar subs, it's been a good day.

#Voodoo #Donuts #VoodooDonuts #Rogue #Portland #21 #Cider #Subway

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uselessthief · 10 years

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Beligerent Garrett

Someone made a Thief confession awhile back about how he would pick fights and raise a ruckus in Thief: Deadly Shadows. This is the spawn of that mental image.

#Thief #Garrett #Guards #Neiner-neiner

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uselessthief · 10 years

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The sleeper has awakened

Snow and deep fog. The two weather patterns that will always get me out of bed.

#Snow #Fog

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uselessthief · 10 years

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Not much left

Finals have ended, looks like have about a weeks worth of images scanned on my flash drive. Fun enough project, but seems I may need to end it before a full year.

Guess I'll paint miniatures or something. Now if only I had someone to play ANIMA Tactics with.

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uselessthief · 10 years

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Be the change you wish to see in the world

Maybe if I ignore my finals hard enough, they will go away.

#Dreams #FollowThem #MaybeNot #Hitler #Nazi #ImageMacro #BeTheChange

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uselessthief · 10 years

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Tweet tweet chirp

When the weather dipped below freezing, a huge flock of sparrows, finches, and chickadees took to my backyard. There was even a robin with them and the occasional scrub jay. Every hour or so, I boiled a pot full of water and defrosted the ghetto birdbath. Even saw a few neighborhood cats and squirrels drinking from it.

#Birds #Tweettweet #THE BIRDS #SO MANY #OHGODWHY #PLEASEHELP

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uselessthief · 10 years

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To battle

So in Welsh mythology, Corgis are the battle-steeds of faeries. According to Wikipedia, corgis are first noted in a "11th-century manuscript".

Now let's talk about the Vallhund. It's the herding dog of the vikings, first noted around the 8-9thCN. And you know what? Looks PRETTY CLOSE to a corgi. An AWFUL LOT LIKE A CORGI.

Therefor, I hypothesis that Corgis are the decedents of Vallhunds brought by the Vikings to the English Island. You know what also comes from Scandinavia? Elves.

Elves are an invasive specie, unknowingly brought by the Vikings. The elves later evolved into the fae to fit in with their new ecological system.

#Elves #Elf #Fae #Faries #Corgi #Vallhund #Vikings #Mythology #Invasive #Hypothesis #Wales

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uselessthief · 10 years

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Finally finals