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                happy birthday to the only man in my life who has never let me down.

#she said she said // ( ooc ) #tbd // #i love you sweetie #you're doing great

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desertgourd​:

    After the last of the parents depart and Gaara breaks his shoulder under the mighty paw of Lee’s co-worker, the four of them finally leave the dojo. The kids entertain themselves on the walk to the store, though Gaara has to remind Taro twice to stay on the sidewalk, and finally takes his hand firmly when he gears up to dash through a yellow light.

    Gaara hasn’t spent much time in the town center, despite it being such. With the chaos precipitating his move, the struggle to adjust Taro to the second world-shattering upheaval in his young life, and the race to find a school for the boy and employment for himself, he has barely had time to blink. Now he takes in the crowded rows of local shops and co-ops and pub-style restaurants and attorneys-at-law, the handful of modest churches, and the trolley rails set snug between the car lanes on main street with as much intrigue as does the boy tugging relentlessly on his iron grip. The sky is a temperate, cloudless blue, and it seems their plan for a midday snack was not a rare one.

    “There are a lot of families here,” he observes. “For a small town, it feels almost as busy as the city.”

                 ☆ lee notes the differences between his metal and taro - one definitely leads more as the other follows, though there are times when metal tries to tell taro something to do. don’t step on the crack, it’s bad luck! or you have to stop at the light- to which lee’s pride is swelling for. he’s a good boy. gaara takes taro by the hand eventually and, even though metal doesn’t need it, he still grabs for lee’s anyway, not wanting to feel left out. 

                 “yes, i guess that is because it is an ideal place for families to start...things are near-by, it is not too large, but also big enough to offer variety,” lee guides them across the street, toward a local supermarket that serves hot food and soft serve ice cream. he makes a point to pay for everything, insisting on it actually, getting both taro and metal the ice cream of their choosing, and a vegan wrap for himself. and, of course, whatever gaara wanted. he doesn’t realize it’s kind of a date thing to do until after the fact, when they’re walking through the town center about three stores down. he blushes at the realization, and does what he always does when he tries not to panic: he just starts talking (though he makes sure to swallow a mouthful of his spinach roll first.)

               “metal and i have been here almost two years. gai-sensei was my legal guardian growing up, so i came to stay with him when-” a pause. minute, but a pause none the less, lee searching for the right words, “...when i got full custody. we just moved into our own studio not long ago, we have been very happy. but i have always wanted metal to have more friends,” a glance toward gaara is given, “what brought you here? if! you do not mind me asking, of course...”

#desertgourd #dilf adventures // ( modern au;desertgourd ) #arrives five years late with starbucks #and this late meme #hi hello how are you

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                  hi guys! i’m here today, i want to get some of my drafts done and go through my inbox. sorry i’ve been sop quiet, my muse has mostly been over on my other blog @lupicalled​. but lee is kicking at my brain! i may post an inbox call here soon (: 

#she said she said // ( ooc ) #tbd // #blows the dust off my drafts #if anyone doesn't want to keep our stuff #thats ok! #don't feel obligated to!

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                 sorry i’ve been so radio silent. it’s been a weird week for me, my grandma’s been in the hospital and between that, work, and the new update, i haven’t done much creatively. i would like to be here this week, we’ll see. 

#she said she said // ( ooc ) #tbd // #self reblog #i promise i'm still here lol

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uchjha​:

sasuke hates people who’ve resigned themselves to being second-best, and out of everyone, he’d probably expect lee to be one of the last people to give up so quickly.  “ you won’t survive if you don’t believe you can, ” he replies, unable to hide the contempt in his voice. “ seriously? you’re going to give up on being the best? why even bother being a ninja, y’know, shinobi who have mastered ninjutsu have done fore more than you can do. no point even training if you’re just going to die protecting your precious people, you’ll die whether or not you put the effort in. ”

“ whatever. i’m going to die the way i lived: being a total badass and believing i’m the greatest in the world. if i die tomorrow, i don’t want anyone being all sad and shit about it. missing me is not going to bring me back. it was my fault for not living longer. ” he shrugs, fidgeting with the hilt of his sword underneath his cloak, where lee can’t see. “ tch, i hurt the people i care about all the time. i’m not completely delusional, y’know. i’m not particularly nice. at least if i die, they’re hurt because i was doing something super cool and noble, rather than just because i was being an asshole. unless i die by being an asshole, which seems karmic. ”

sasuke, like a dog with a bone, is never one to just drop conversations just because others are uncomfortable with them. “ or helping them set new, better ones. ” 

                 “i will never give up,” he responds with insistence, “i just mean that our situations are different,” sasuke’s temper is obvious to note, though it’s not over the top or explosive. the tone, however, gives way to disappointment. irritation. they obviously don’t agree on the matter, and lee tries to bite back a sudden bitterness at the words. he could argue and try to explain, that sasuke did not understand the lengths in which naruto had to go to to ensure gai lived through the ordeal, and how they would likely never repeat. how naruto literally restarted gai’s entire charka system with his own. how hard that would be to duplicate. lee merely sighs, and adopts a bit more stern expression. he does not feel like delving into that memory, not right now.

                  “i do not wish for it to happen, but it is something i will do if the time ever comes. i will not feel shame in my sacred oath to protect that which i hold the most dear,” the 8th gate was always, always a last option, but it was a vow among the gate users who didn’t take it lightly, “it is not something i expect you to understand, sasuke-kun, but i ask that you respect it, as i respect you.”

                 something seems to have gotten under the uchiha’s skin - either his words or the concept behind them, lee isn’t sure. perhaps both. taijutsu expert isn’t sure how to respond.

                 “...do you not think your friends have forgiven you?” he asks, “i am certain they would if you allowed them.”

#uchjha

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okay everyone else is a coward so I AM HERE REQUESTING SINDAY HCS

*cracks my knuckles* 

it’s no longer sinday @ribucage but SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY. 

lee has incredible stamina and muscle control. not much prep is needed for him to enjoy himself, and he’ll go until his partner is satisfied. 

if the situation presents itself, he prefers to bottom, or be more submissive. one, he genuinely likes being taken care of, and two, he’s lowkey always afraid of accidentally hurting his partner due to his lack of sensation in his hands (results of the abuse he puts them through in taijutsu.)  and i mean, we all know what he’s working with. he’s afraid of hurting his partner that way as well HAHA.

he can physically push off climax if he focuses (that muscle control baybee), which means he can last for as long as necessary. he’s very polite, and likes for his partner to climax before him. 

he’s not got any “peculiar” kinks, but he does like silk lingerie. both wearing it and putting his partner in it. but only if they’re comfortable with it! 

he is very attentive. he is very gentle unless his partner asks otherwise. 

he always always asks first. in some way shape or form. even if he’s been with his partner for years, even if they’re naked in bed and pretty much heading there, lee always verbally asks for consent. whether it’s a quick and hushed “please?” or flat out saying he wants to make love if that’s alright, lee will ask. 

#self reblog #have you heard // ( headcanon ) #nsfw text #it's sinday #enjoy

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IND.    SEL.    PRIVATE.      naruto  multimuse. FEATURING.      au  based  ;  jinchuriki!maito  lee. credit.

#nice guy pose // ( promos ) #kaddy is the peanut butter to my jelly #the tails to my heads #the moon to my sun #(we're the same person from alternate universes #that's what i'm trying to say)

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maitiest​:

this  one  isn’t  a  jinchuriki  .      &&     lee’s  mind  races  a  hundred  miles  per  second  .     NOT    BEING    MATATABI’S    HOST      means  he  didn’t  have  her  ability  to  view  hearts  ;  means  he  wasn’t  forced  to  skip  the  chunin  rank  to  become  a  root  member  .       it  almost  scares  him  a  little  ,  makes  him  wish  his  gai  -  sensei  wasn’t  here  .      who’d  chose  him  when  a  perfect  version  of  himself  existed  right  there  ,  someone  who  was  still  honorable  ,  stayed  by  his  principles  and  didn’t  forsake  youth  .         what  was  left  of  him  ,  just  the  pain  and  guilty  eyes  .          

ignore  the  way  lee’s  face  twitches  at  ROCK  LEE  ,  and  the  way  every  candle  in  the  room  flicker      &&      go  out  simultaneously  .      (      JUST    A    COINCIDENCE      )      do    you    hate    me    ??          he  wants  to  ask  .      for    over    a    decade    i    pretended    you    died    at    the    orphanage    ,    blamed    all    my    insecurities    and    faults    on    you    .          it  feels  just  now  ,  that  he  was  in  chains  ,  maybe  he  died  and  his  past  ghost  came  to  get  revenge  .

he got  way  too  far  in  life  pretending  to  be  strong  ,  that  the  village’s  abuse  didn’t  bother  him  ;  that  he  had  no  insecurities  anymore  .     might  as  well  keep  going  .       he  moves  closers  until  his  forehead  rests  against  the  cold  iron  bars  ,  the  chains  tightening  ,  but  lee  is  used  to  pain  much  worse  .      it’s  not  a  matter  of  pain  ,  it’s  a  matter  of  patience  when  lee  will  inevitably  snap  the  chains  and  break  the  seal  .         but  he’s  hiding  his  fangs  for  now  ,  this  isn’t  the  chunin  exams  anymore  ,  and  he  isn’t  a  thirteen  years  old  genin  wanting  to  show  off  .                      ❝    my    name    is    maito    lee    .    ❞

❝    if    you    want    to    ask    questions    feel    free    ,    i’ll    tell    you    stuff    i    didn’t    even    tell    the    hokage    .    ❞

                   he does his very best to stay focused, trying to watch the other with microreactions and responses to the topic at hand, but lee is admittedly distracted by the simple fact this person is a clone. it’s literally a mirror image of himself and it’s quite jarring, to say the least. but this is not you, he reminds himself. there is no one in the wolrd like him but him! he is different. a trick. a jutsu. a trap. he has to remain on his toes. if this clone was willing to talk to him above others, he must take full advantage of that...he cannot let the village down. 

                  maito lee. but...ow was that possible? other than... 

                  “you are gai’s son?” most of the world considered him to be gai’s son anyway, with how close they are and how much lee looks up to him. but it was never official. this lee...apparently he carries not just gai’s legacy, but his name as well. peculiar. whoever this person was, they know enough about the world to know who gai was, at the very least. he must remain vigilant. 

                  “why are you here? what is your purpose in konoha? if you have any ill intent toward the village or my hokage, i will have no choice but to report you,” it’s not often he gives a look mean for battle, but it is formidable when he does. thick brows narrow, gaze sharp enough to cut stone. 

                   “chose your words carefully, maito lee.”

#maitiest #mirror's edge // ( doppelganger verse . maitiest )

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          *gets up real close to the mic* ship with me

#lee is the best hubband #house husband + buff guy who respects you #and wants to see you thrive

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desertgourd​:

     Gaara knew he should be observing Taro. He did observe him, as a good parent would, just enough to ensure Taro did not punch another classmate, or himself, in the face. But he had to tear his eyes from Lee to do it.

    Lee shone with the same easy confidence that in their introduction had only peeked through. He corrected misstepped stances and reassured discouraged pupils, and each child hung on his every word like gospel. Gaara wondered, sitting there barefoot, crammed against a mirrored wall with a squadron of parents, if one day he would ever learn who or what gave such a man whose scars, and what other layers hid beneath that eager yet anxious veneer.

     After class Lee glistened like a sorority girl three hours into a spring break tan. Right down to the mass of dark curls that disappeared below modest sweats. Gaara felt shrunken somehow. He rubbed the inside of his wrist, aa practiced redirect from an older, more conspicuous urges.

    “I think it’s perfect for Taro,” he said. Taro appeared no more worn out than when they had arrived. If anything he had more bounce in his step as he challenged Metal to a race around the tatami mats. “The children admire you. You’re….very patient with them.” It was not the first compliment that came to mind. It was, however, the most appropriate.

    Gaara offered to watch Metal while Lee showered and changed. The boys entertained themselves easily. The moment Lee emerged from the back room Taro rushed at both of them, begging, with a clumsy shyness, if the two of them would take him and Metal for ice cream.

                  ☆ he wouldn’t go as far as to say he’s anxious about gaara’s reaction to his class, but lee would be lying to himself if he didn’t admit he had high hopes. if he takes interest, if taro takes interest, it’s interaction that is guaranteed. more chance to talk. lee tells himself this is mostly for metal, and that more friends for the boy was good so it doesn’t hurt to get along with the father of a friend of his son. yes, that’s it. what was the harm in genuinely enjoying the company?

                  lee’s smile is bright at the word perfect, excited to say the least that gaara approves. a soft blush dusts the apples of his cheeks at the added praise; he’s been told that before, that kids gravitate toward his energy, but hearing it from gaara is...different, “thank you, i try my best to make sure they all feel engaged. it is great to get kids moving and excited early on in life,” he replies, rubbing idly at the back of his neck. 

                 he takes a moment to introduce gaara to gai, who is in between personal training sessions. he shakes gaara’s hand firm and claps him on the shoulder with a hearty laugh, praising lee before dismissing himself. lee follows suit, but only for a moment to take a quick rinse. gaara offers to watch metal, and lee doesn’t decline. normally a helicopter partner who needs to know the ins and outs of who cares for his son, it’s...surprisingly refreshing how comfortable he feels with gaara. his shower is quick anyway, less than a few minutes. he didn’t even wet his hair, just in and out to rinse off the sweat and grime from his own day of training. he is in a shirt of his gym and light jacket this time, though the sweats have stayed.

               “i think ice cream would be a nice treat!” lee agrees with taro, “you boys did very well today, and metal and i usually grab a snack on the way home from a lesson anyway,” metal excitedly nods and starts talking to taro about the tea shop he likes to go to, the one with the jelly balls and sweet milk tea. 

                “would you like to walk? we are only a few blocks from the convenience store we usually stop at. we can grab some ice cream cones there. ”

#desertgourd #dilf adventures // ( modern au;desertgourd )

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                  it sounded preposterous. 

                  a clone was one thing, children training to begin genin could perform a simple clone jutsu (except lee, of course, but that was outside the norm.) but this, he’s been told, is no clone. it’s a literal, actual doppelganger. not just one from those scary movies naruto-kun liked to watch. a real body double. lee immediately wants to question as soon as he hears word, but he’s not allowed. not before there’s sufficient questioning done to rule out any immediate foul play. lee hadn’t even thought about it, considering himself pretty small on a scale of importance, however grim it sounded. when compared to naruto and the nine-tails, or the prestigious and sought after byagukan, even the legendary sharingan...surely, no one would send a clone to konoha just to impersonate lee? 

                 eventually, he’s allowed entry. but not before being informed this lee was...completely different. a jinchuiriki. lee almost didn’t beleve it! then again, if there are now two of him existing in this world, was it really so outlandish? anything was possible. he just has to figure out how.

                he’s told to enter with extreme caution. don’t get too close. hold himself professional and demand answers. but it’s very...unsettling...to see himself but from the outside, literal chains tying him to a chair. his stomach churns something awful, and it takes a moment to catch his breath, and find his words.

                “i should be asking you that very question!” he insists, “who are you? and do not say rock lee, because there is only one and he is me!”

@urarenge​                                     LEE.          it’s    finally    time.

THIS    HAS    TO    BE    A    NIGHTMARE    .           or  a  sick  joke  ,  a  cruel  genjutsu  perhaps  .        one  second  he  jumped  from  branch  to  branch  ,  racing  across  fields  ,  the  other  he  found  himself  in  front  of  konoha’s  gates  .               not    his    konoha        ,  as  he  soon  noticed  when  a  swarm  of  ANBU  came  to  arrest  him  .     lee  hadn’t  fought  back  .     the  hokage  visited  to  question  him  ,  ibiki  ,  even  danzo  .        the  jonin  hasn’t  told  him  gai  had  been  attending  a  mission  with  him  ,  that  the  chance  gai  was  in  this  fucked  up  konoha   as  well  ,  wasn’t  zero  .         they  can  lay  him  in  chains  ,  treat  him  like  an  animal  ,  call  him  imposter  .       (      but    if    they    dared    to    touch    gai    -    sensei      )      the  authority  left  his  cell  ,  specially  designed  to  restrain  S  rank  criminals  ;  what  an  honor  ,  perhaps  to  contact  the  raikage      ??             after  all  ,  the  nibi  belonged  to  kumo  ,  didn’t  it    ??

lee  remained  in  his  cell  ,  hands  bound  to  his  back  with  a  special  fuin  jutsu  ,  a  thick  chain  bount  to  his  neck  .          lee  mediated  ,  trying  to  find  traces  of  gai’s  chakra  ,  he  found  one  .     it  was  almost  gai’s  chakra  ,  but  something  was  wrong  .      (       how    lee    hated    the    word    ALMOST      )      onyx  eyes  only  rose  when  an  anbu  approached  the  locked  door  .      ‘      impostor    ,    you    have    a    visitor      ’

seeing  someone  who  looked  so  very  much  like  him  was  sickening  ,  and  he  wondered  ,  did  the  other  feel  the  same    ??      matatabi’s  powerful  chakra  was  missing  from  him  ,  though  .           lee  stood  ,  the  seal  ,  as  did  the  chain  ,  tightened  on  his  form  but  he  didn’t  care  ,  stepping  forward  .           he    needed    to    see    this    .            lest  the  other  decides  it’s  too  much  and  leaves  any  second  now  .                               ❝    incredible    ,    like    i’m    facing    a    mirror    .    ❞

❝    why    are    you    here    ??    ❞

#maitiest #mirror's edge // ( doppelganger verse . maitiest ) #rubs my gay little hands together

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                  he feels wrong. like ants are crawling down his back or his feet are dunked in ice, lee feels like he’s lying (he is) and he never wants to lie to gai. not before, especially not since...well, the man has provided for him. given him a real, true home where he can flourish and be himself and wake to praise and not just a passing glance. that feeling only seems to deepen when he feels a hand on his chin, glancing up as tears well in his eyes. he can’t lie now, gai would know an surely tell him so, right? 

                 “...i...i do not want anyone to be in trouble,” he goes with instead, because it’s true. a tattle-tale is what they call it. lee sniffles a little, “they are just words, sensei, i...i can handle it...” as if the more he says it, the more true it will become.

@urarenge​         loves    this    shit    and   wants    more.      from.

LEE   USUALLY    LOOKED    HIM    IN    THE    EYES    .         it’s  a  form  of  respect  to  be  looked  at  when  talking  ;  let  alone  when  he’s  requesting  something  of  lee  .        it’s  the  first  thing  that  hints  at  lee  not  being  okay  .     and  ,  even  if  gai  was  his  teacher  ,  this  hurts  the  taijutsu  master  more  than  it  probably  should  .                just    because    you    can    handle    it    alone    now    ,    doesn’t    mean    you    should    have    to    .              that’s  what  he  wants  to  tell  lee  ,  but  being  to  forceful  might  make  lee  panick      &&      shut  him  out  completely  .     his  free  hand  gently  cups  lee’s  chin  ,  slowly  lifting  it  .     he  wants  lee  to  look  into  his  eyes  ;  seeing  only  the  warmth  and  care  in  them  .          and  he  repeats  himself  ,  even  gentler  this  time  .                        ❝    if    someone    is    mean    to    you    or    makes    you    feel    bad    ,    no    matter    who    it    is    .   ❞

❝    promise    me    you’ll    tell    me    ,    lee    .    ❞

#maitiest #lee don't lie to your green dad

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i refuse to let my suffering make me cruel.

#little bird don't you know ? // ( thoughts )

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Due to personal reasons I will be loving you with my whole heart

#in the hidden places // ( desires ) #out training // ( queued ) #let him protect you with his life!!!!! #YOHSA

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#she said she said // ( ooc ) #i wanted to write some more tonight but #idk i'm in a weird headspace #i'm gonna just play genshin and smoke

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I’m so sorry for putting this out there again, but we’re still struggling. Rent is due tomorrow and we’re behind because we’ve had to apply for so many apartments. We were denied for another apartment just today. That was another $150 USD down the drain. We were unsure why we kept being rejected. Turns out we owed money to our previous apartments and it was on my wife’s credit. Paying that off took $1300 USD. All of what we had saved for moving costs and some of what we needed for rent.

i have 3 cats and a dog, so it’s not even like a shelter is possible for us until we get things figured out. We’re short about $350 for rent. That’s the most important thing right now.

My current income is limited to what I sell on etsy. I sell milk baths, bath bombs, shower steamers, dusting powder/dry shampoo powder, lip balm, bath salts, body wash, & sugar scrub. Most of my products are Genshin Impact themed.

I would really appreciate it if you could give the shop a look at and, if you’re interested, placing an order? Custom order are available! If you have a scent in mind, let me know. It doesn’t have to be Genshin themed. I have more essential oils than I care to count! Chances are, I have what you’re looking for. I’m also willing to make customs based on just.. whatever you like!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/milkywaybathandbody

If you still want to help out, but can’t order/don’t want to order right now, my Ko-fi is here!

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i’ve put up a pool so everyone can know how much we need and how much has been donated.

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Even just reblogging this to boost it is very much appreciated. Thank you.

Below are all my scents & flavors. I’ve added more scents and products since the last time this was put out. I also plan on adding body spray on Friday, October 1st. 

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#signal boost #please help out my friend! #if you can #even just a reblog would be lovely #i got some body washes the other day and they smell so nice

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              “your face will stick that way, kakashi-sensei!”

#chidorikiller #gai told him #so it must be true