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Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

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This is probably my favourite version of Ardyn’s theme. The start always gets me and I love it. 

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“fine. but if pekka rollins kills us all, i’m going to get wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that i can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”

“i’ll just hire matthias’ ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.”

“my ghost won’t associate with your ghost.”

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We really won

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*lies in bed staring at nothing* he liked his stupid face

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Inej: Are you all right? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Kaz: I got a solid eight minutes.

Kaz: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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The world's scariest and most powerful Grisha 😌

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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Just Binged Shadow and Bone, and then powered through “six of crows” because I fell in love with these criminals 

Also posted on my twitter - HERE

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I thought I should draw all the crows from Shadow and Bone, so here is my Kaz Brekker and there is more to come

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*how i want season two of shadow and bone to go*

nikolai: bro you’re such a simp for inej

kaz: bro you’re such a simp for zoya

nikolai: bro you wanna go beat the darkling up?

kaz: bro you know i do

nikolai: bro

kaz: bro

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Help guys I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nina: Inej is just soo good for that emo bitch but ugh i also ship them so hard

Matthias: ship them?

Nina: yeah,i mean i want them together

Matthias: oh i get it

"five hours later"

Jesper: Nina , did i do something to piss off Matthias? Because we were quietly hanging out ,Wylan was taking a nap in my lap and when i leaned to kiss his hair , Helvar told me he wanted to put both of us in a boat and send us far away so hard

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and now a thread of my favorite freddy carter tweets that i found while scrolling through his twitter:

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#3

Jesper: i feel so, mmm, you know?

y/n: i know exactly how you feel.

Kaz: I believe im missing something

Jesper whispering to y/n: maybe the reason he can't feel it, is because he is missing a heart

Nina off in the distance: no wonder i cant feel his heartbeat

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no one:

inej and jesper everytime kaz makes his scheming face:

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Nina: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Kaz: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Kaz: Inej is an exception.