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The Bonaparte Brothers

my lovely boys 😭❤️✨

Here is the list of them oldest to youngest:

Joseph Bonaparte - The American Bonaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte - The Emperor of France

Lucien Bonaparte - Last President of the Council of Five

Louis Bonaparte - Comte de Saint-Leu

Jérôme Bonaparte - King of Westphalia

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I have no clue how I’m going to incorporate them all into IkeVamp or if I’m even going to use them at all...

But in this drawing, Lucien, Louis, and Jérôme are still pretty young while Napoleon and Joseph had already joined the army.

So I’ll probably end up drawing those three as their adult selves sometime soon.

I love my boys so much tho omg 😭

The youngest and oldest Bonaparte everyone.

Jérôme & Joseph Bonaparte

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Asexual Awareness Week is great, because it gets shortened to “AAW,” reinforcing the fact that all aces are super cute.

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The youngest and oldest Bonaparte everyone.

Jérôme & Joseph Bonaparte

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#really wanted to kick Vlad’s ass at one point in Shakeywill’s route #was not about to stand up for his bs #AND HE’S A GODDAMN PUREBLOOD

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People- YuuMori exaggerates how evil the nobility and upper class is.

(Ignoring the fact that it presents some nobles as decent people while focussing on the one's that aren't)

Me-

They thought the poor deserved to stay poor because they were lazy and/or undeserving of fortune.

Orphans would remain orphans even after adoption and were often regarded as intruders and outsiders. An adopted lower class orphan could never be associated with the rich family that adopted them. Adopted orphans could be abandoned and were often subject to harsher punishments and less care. Around 60% of the criminals were estimated to be orphans because of their situation.

They literally shoved naked toddlers up hot soot filled chimneys to clean them leading them to develop cancer and other terminal diseases. Many of these kids would sometimes get stuck in the chimneys and people would try to smoke them out by lighting a fire under them. Sometimes they'd have to leave the stuck child there because it was too hard to get them out and let them die there. The nobility and the master sweeps threw a massive hissy fit when the practice was abolished and actually continued the practice till very very recently. Oh and the kids literally slept with the same rag blanket they used to collect the chimney dirt during the day.

The Andover Workhouse Scandal- the workers were so starved and underpaid they ate the animal bones they were supposed to be crushing.

The fucking Two Penny Hangover- a sleeping arrangement for the poor where you slept hanging on a rope for 2 pennies completely exposed to the elements and they woke you up by untying the rope on one end and letting you crash face first into the floor.

Or you could sleep in the 4 penny coffin if you managed to have enough to spare.

The Poor Law Amendment of 1834. Oh how do we fix poverty? Why, by getting those lazy homeless bastards off their assess and forcing them to do gruelling absolutely awful work at warehouses for bare minimum wages and then when they can't pay off the loans and debts, by tossing the entire family into prisons and running them into the ground with work and little food.

Somewhat less related but Ignaz Semmelweis went insane because he was mocked and attacked for insisting that the victorian doctors actually wash their hands before performing child births after working at the morgue even though the doctors were practically causing a large number of pregnant women to die due to sepsis.

Seriously, read any Charles Dickens or Thomas Hardy book and you'll see absolutely how disgusting so many of the upper and middle class people were.

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My mind is going to a hellish place....

Can i join you guys😋.......

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Which is why Charles is the perfect friend for him.

Vlad chose well lmao

There’s something about Faust that makes me want to annoy him.

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If you celebrated Christmas growing up, reblog and put how you found out the truth about Santa in the tags.

#lowkey recognized my parents handwriting on all the gift tags so i got suspicious and straight up asked them if Santa was real #Santa was indeed not real LMAO

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I’m quite literally in love.

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Faust feels like that type of person that’s easy to annoy but he won’t show that he’s annoyed(?)

There’s something about Faust that makes me want to annoy him.

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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

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Napoleon: *sobbing, setting up missing signs of Jean"

Comte: Wh- Did Jean go missing?

Napoleon: No, I just think everyone should see him because he's beautiful

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Jean's POV:

Cherie's POV:

blaming @aquagirl1978 and her pet post for this photo and tiger kitty plushie by Anna Danilova >>> has since been adopted, presumably by Jean

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deserved

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Once upon a time, Comte thought it would be nice to have a family meeting with all residents regarding pets...

Comte: I thought it would be really nice if we each got a pet as a companion.

Napoleon: I'd like a bird.

Comte: Excellent choice!

Napoleon: I want an eagle.

Comte: Ok...

Mozart: If he gets an eagle, I'd like an owl.

Comte: *sighs*

Dazai: If they're getting birds, I want a bird.

Comte: *groans*

Leonardo: I have this cat, it followed me the other day.

Comte: Finally! A normal pet. What's it's name?

Leonardo: Cat?

Arthur: I'd like a dog.

Comte: *smiles*

Theo: Hey! He's copying me. I want a dog.

Arthur: Maybe you're the one copying me.

Comte: Children, children...I'm beginning to rethink this decision.

Arthur & Theo: Who are you calling a child?

Vincent: I'd like a raccoon.

Isaac: And I'd like a hedgehog.

Comte: Slightly unusual, but...*glances over at the bird lovers* I think we can work with this.

Jean: I'm getting a tiger.

Comte: No Jean, we cannot a tiger into the mansion.

Jean: *with eyes narrowed* Need I remind you how you brought me back?

Comte: We're back on that again?

Jean: *glowers*

Comte: Oh, fine. You get a tiger.

Jean: *sits back in chair, a very faint smile creeps on his face in victory*

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Michel Ney - IkeVamp Oc

Name: Michel Ney

Alias(es): Duke of Elchingen / Marshal Ney

Title: "The Bravest of the Brave"

Occupation: Calvary Leader

Birthday: January 10

Height: 178 cm

Vampiric Type: Lesser Vampire

Hobbies: Cooking / Watching the sunset

Dislikes: Loud noises (as it gives him PTSD)

Michel Ney was Napoleon's closest marshal during the Revolution and Napoleonic Wars, Michel Ney was stuck by Napoleon's side throughout the Hundred Days, and promoted to the highest level, being Marshal Ney.

What was once a charismatic, daring, reckless soldier has turned into a walking husk, barely talking with any of the residences. Michel walks aimlessly, examining everything that comes into sight. When people stare at his scar, Michel only looks back with his eyes in a distant world. Perhaps the backstory of that scar could explain the reason behind his sulking...

But once he’s alone, everything changes...

Fun Facts:

He was born on the France-Germany border and grew up bilingual, knowing both French and German

At first, before Napoleon's reign, Michel was not allowed to join the French military due to being too low in social status

Napoleon praised him as the "bravest of the brave" after he was one of the few to come back alive during the Battles of Feodorovsky, and was the last man to leave Russia

After Napoleon's second exile he was to be tried for treason

He gave his own execution order and was killed by multiple gunshots

If you pat his head, he pats you back in return

Catch him in a good mood (which is extremely rare and that it’s hard to notice any emotion on his face) Michel will cook you lunch

Highlighted Relationships:

Napoleon Bonaparte - Already having a wonderful friendship from past experiences, Napoleon didn't question Michel's mood and the scar; His only hope is that he could gain enough courage in himself to speak about what's troubling him; "You've shown your courage multiple times on the battlefield, so, Marshal, could you do it once more for me?"

Jean D'Arc - Believe it or not, Jean and Michel get along pretty well; It started after Jean found him sitting outside the mansion watching a sunset; Even if the silence grew loud between them, they bonded slowly, sharing their horrendous war stories with each other after growing comfortable with one's silent presence; "If you ever need any sort of assistance, I'll be available at almost any time."

Comte de Saint Germain - The two never speak, only eye contact; Michel would come into a room and just stare at Comte, his head full of thoughts; It has been rumored among everyone that Michel whispered a simple thanks after being brought back to life, but nobody knows if that statement is true; "Whatever must be troubling you, making you ache and yearn for freedom in your mind... I wish to destroy it."

Arthur Conan Doyle - Would always somehow find a way to piss off Michel even more; Granted, Michel could be found behind Arthur, holding him in a chokehold as he laughs it off; "At least I'm making the poor lad show some sort of emotion, right?"

Sebastian - Would bring Michel’s “meals” to him, though it’s a hassle to try and find him; A silent nod would be the indication of a thank you; “I’m delighted to serve him, yet I can’t help but to wonder what goes on in his head.”

Arthur Wellesley - The man behind Michel's trauma; "No matter how many years, decades, centuries, it takes for you to show yourself again, I will find you once more and crack you to pieces."

Little sketch by me.

Artbreeder editing also by me.

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