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This time? Brittany I really hope that wasn't you any of the other times either. None of the guys here are worthy enough for you trust me.

Oh nothing just tired. I came straight from my other job to the club so I kinda just want to pass out but I can't. You Britt Brat?

Sorry? Haha, just kidding. That actually wasn’t me…this time.

So besides being a cock block, how are you?

#c:brittany #holllla gabs #working on the brett/britt para noow

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Every single time I come into work the locker room is a mess and today I find one of the guys fucking a girl in the corner. Guess I found out what happens when I'm not around.

#hypnostarter

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Really? Well I bet if we put our moves together they'd be even better.

Yes I do but mine are better.

#see i did this whole dance thing on purpose #so i could use this gif #bye

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Text || Brett:

Britt: a) why not? 2) how am i always a cock block? pft rude. d) shhhh no.

Brett: a) i'm not that kind of guy you should know that. b) you are r00der c) sssh yes Britt Brat.

#txt #hahahaha a 2 d i love you britt

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All I'm saying is if he does he should hope we don't cross paths. It's practically my job to beat people up you know. Let's talk about something different okay? I like this song actually. Like my dance moves Holz?

I’m not sure if he has the guts to come back, so I doubt it. It’s not that big of a deal, nothing to worry about anymore.

#hahahahaha i love you so hard right now dying

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Text || Brett:

Britt: You're with that girl, just stay with her. Don't want to be a cock block. It's fine.

Britt: Aw, well I'm glad she'd laugh...hahah

Brett: a) I am not planning on sleeping with her. b) since when are you not a cock block? c) no i'm taking you home Brittany Haynes. That's that.

#txt #he will pick her up and drag her to the car if he has too

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#brett #guijhuio #zac is too fine

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Text || Brett:

Britt: Oh, you're uhm, still with that girl right? It's fine. No need to drive me home. I'll walk, thanks.

Britt: That's a horrible joke....

Brett: You are not walking home by yourself that is nonsense. I'm taking you home and you can't argue with me.

Brett: She would have laughed though. I got my morbid sense of humor from her.

#txt

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If he ever comes back I dont think Mickey's people will even have to deal with him. I'd handle the bastard myself.

It’s not your fault Brett. It’s not like he’s here anymore, he took off… so it’s okay.

#i can already hear celione dion

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Text || Brett:

Britt: So why are you not here to accompany me by the back bar? Nobody's here, and I'm still drunk. Auto-correct is back on, by the way.

Britt: I think you wrote this rule book. Why are you so cute?

Brett: I promise I'll come over when I'm done with what I'm doing okay? I cant just walk away right now. You can't drive home tonight btw. I'll take you when the lock down crap it over.

Brett: I'd say ask my mom but she's dead so that's a bad joke right?

#txt

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Text || Brett:

Britt: Oh, Brett. Stop making me smile. It isn't fair.

Brett: As your best friend in the whole wide world its like basically my job to make you smile when your down. It's in the rulebook.

#txt #i cant with them

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No that doesn't make any sense at all Holly. A guy should never hit a woman. Ever, and I'm sorry you had to deal with someone like him. I'm sorry that there are even people like him in the world. If I could get rid of them all for you I would.

Makes sense, since I was the only thing around, right?

#tbh i'm killing myself slowly #we on the same boat

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A..are you saying he took it out on you? 

It’s not that.. I just don’t want you to look at my differently, or I don’t know feel sorry for me. He was just a really angry guy, and he liked to take it out on whatever was around him.

#he cant help himself he has to hug her

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Text || Brett:

Britt: Of course, Prince. But who's to say that I'm your princess?

Brett: If it walks like a princess, talks like a princess, and looks like a princess it's probably a princess Britt. :)

#txt

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Do you just not want to tell me?..It's okay if you don't but just don't hold it in either if it's something bad. People think hold in what's been wronged by them helps make you forget by it doesn't. So if you want to talk about it I'm here and if not I'm still here.

It’s just one long, complicated, and embarrassing story, and I’m really not good at telling it. 

Well I really don’t have a choice in that. It was better than the alternative, so, I’m just fine here.

#ujbhujnhj he doesnt want to pressure her

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Text || Brett:

Britt: It's...fine. I'm fine. just go be with her.

Brett: Well I dont trust you alone by yourself right now.

Brett: sO who will be with you?

#txt #vftyuijhbgu

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Text || Brett:

Britt: Riiiight. I don't do marriage, remember? :P haha

Brett: But you'd marry me of course. I mean I'm prince charming remember?

#txt #i love you okay #sssh it will be okay it will be okay