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unavernales · 2 days
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-- dream threesome pairings to write include:
pasha+lennox
serghei+kieran
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unavernales · 7 days
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"mm," is all she grants him. for a moment, fama doesn't look up from her phone. she continues to edit the photos she's just taken unhurriedly before speaking up. "do you have a girlfriend?" fama asks in her usually dull tone, putting her phone down before finally staring up at him.
@unavernales. sc. MINKI & FAMA.
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YU MINKI. ❝ ----- ..... you wanted to see me? ❞ he questioned as he approached the table, hands folding in front like any professional chef would when going to a table that requested him. it seemed to happen a lot recently, but it was all good --- it was never anything bad.
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unavernales · 8 days
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Mary Szybist, Incarnadine
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unavernales · 8 days
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CERTIFIED LOVERBOY CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK IMA DO MY STUFF
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unavernales · 8 days
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
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unavernales · 8 days
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Noori would snort softly. Yeah, he couldn't risk getting Serghei killed over some redwine, the man became too much of a part in his life. Disgusting, in a way, how he found himself so drawn to a person that he found it hard to not imagine them in his life. Especially one disgusting frat boy... but Serghei was dreamy. The dimples, the died hair.. that stunning body. And besides that, he was doing so good, despite being a frat boy he was.. good. Noori found himself looking at these guys with disgust, usually, not when it was Serghei, which was overly pathetic. "Yeah that is indeed a sad excuse for food. You missed the best part of that burger, I think. What is a burger without buns." Noori pointed out, lip twitching shortly while he kept them from moving into a disgusted grimace. "I saw someone replace the buns with big slices of onion.. isn't that bizarre?" With a hint of curiosity, Nooris head would tilt to the side when Serghei, for the first time, mentioned a sister. "Cheer and dance? I know some girls.." And maybe she was one of them? And just when he was about to ask for a name, Serghei distracted him with a more important issue. Noori himself. "I do deserve to be pampered, don't I?" He was grinning and after giving Serghei one more, long look all over his form, he did move closer. He deserved it. "You've been good, you know. getting me that nice dinner.." Catlike, he moved closer, wrapping his arms around the males neck while pressing their chest slowly together. "I start to think you really care about me." And then, Noori tiptoed, brushing their nose together shortly before he ended up kissing him slowly, eyes contently closed.
"can't have that now, can we?" serghei teases lowly, all but melting into noori. he's so easy in noori's hands. he knows it, but is too enamored to care. noori is different. beautiful in a way that's almost terrifying. sharp. high maintenance and worth every nitpick. hands move immediately to the shorter's hips, then further to cup at that glorious ass. kneading at the plumpness, serghei lets himself get lost in noori's lips. it's slow and lazy at first. inevitably, like in every aspect of his life, serghei wants more. gets greedy and slides his tongue to the roof of noori's mouth before hoisting him up to the counter so they can be impossibly closer, sliding between the other's thighs now that they're at the same height. one hand slides to grope at a thick thigh while the other cups noori's jaw. a nip is granted to noori's bottom lip before serghei pulls away just enough to speak. "want me to have my dessert first?" he thumbs over noori's bottom lip, plumped and red and oh so tempting from their kisses. "god, you're irresistible, baby," he murmurs and goes in for another brief kiss, lips lowering to press incessantly against noori's jaw, neck, and collarbone. "you have no idea what you do to me."
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unavernales · 8 days
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Diversity win!Hot girl is also a pretty boy!
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unavernales · 9 days
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not very... well versed in disney media, noel just tilts her head and blinks at the drawing of parallels. the dhampir will take it as a compliment for now. more importantly, noel was learning more and more about the dynamics in haruʻs life. the blood of the covenant was thicker than the water of the womb, and that had been made apparent in noelʻs own history. haru was once human.
how tragic.
"vampires have hurt you, as well," noel observes gently. carefully. he and his siblings had also been betrayed by the kind they had shared half themselves with. then only difference is that haru had inherited vampirism after birth. perhaps they had more in common than they thought. noel tucks his hands under his thighs, swinging his feet.
"you canʻt trust them. other vampires. they think theyʻre apex predators. that they can get away with anything..." noel sniffs. "humans, too. they can be so very awful." itʻs then that she smiles, leaning into haru just slightly. "but you can trust us. being turned... youʻre practically a dhampir, you know. one foot in the human world, one in the vampiric. you have much more in common with our kind." if anything, noel wanted to like haru. she wanted to get along with her and see what had engrossed her sister so thoroughly.
"do you feed often?" it didn't seem like it. "from the source?" noel wasn't a big fan of doing so, but purely because it was so messy.
"The pirates are all good people!" Oh right! The drink! Haru straightened their back to sip the - ah. When she came away her pink lips were stained with red. The vampire tried to lick herself clean but only managed to get a little. It was just that she was so... hungry. Haru shuddered and tried to focus on what Noel was saying.
They knew this blood wouldn't satisfy them. It wasn't like drinking from a person. It came without memories and without emotions! But the taste was the same and it reminded them of what they were missing out on... How they wanted to sink their teeth into someone...
"Huh-" Bad Haru. He cleared his throat and smiled. "So cool!! Noel is like... the guy from Ratatouille!" Said with a little giggle. "Captain loves Disney... he gets us to watch Disney movies all the time when we have movie nights." Which was more often than one might think.
The question made Haru sink a little. "Haru was turned... Haru was just looking for somewhere warm and safe for the night but ended up finding a den of vampires! They captured Haru and wouldn't let them go! The pirates saved Haru~~"
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unavernales · 9 days
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unavernales · 9 days
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Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar (Drake diss)
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unavernales · 9 days
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"i think men should be put on leashes." noel nods. "it would be good for them."
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unavernales · 9 days
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unavernales · 13 days
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ah, of course farrah adored haru. they were both hyperbolic. dramatic. loyal and wide-eyed. "hm, i see," noel hums with a delicate sip. she taps one of her napkins against her mouth, the dark red staining her upper lip. "nonhuman pirates are better than law abiding humans, i suppose." the dhampir has heard a few things about the nachim's crew through the paranormal grapevine. however, most gossip centered on the captain's charm and good looks... either way, noel could never step foot on such a thing. he had no idea how farrah had done it, with her affinity for designer shoes and velour.
"i'm a food critic," she declares with a smug straightening of her spine. plus an aristocrat, but haru didn't need to know about the family drama! "i post a lot on social media. i am not so easily impressed, you know. we must have high standards!" we, because noel won't stand for those associated with her to be anything other than prim and perfect. "but you do not eat human food. not since you're fullblooded..." a contested element. the only thing that had been of real concern. "were you turned? or do you come from a line of them?"
"Ooooh." Haru seemed more amazed at the pretty platter, teapot, and napkins than the blood inside. She leaned forward to examine it all with curious eyes and a sweet small that soon turned to Noel.
The vampire giggled as the other complimented them, tilting their head in a shy manner. "Thank you!! Haru is so lucky to know Farrah, she's so perfect and funny and smart!" Haru could go on about Farrah forever. They're soulmates after all. The cup and saucer were picked up carefully, still Haru only observed the little details. "Haru doesn't do too much labour! Because Haru helps to navigate, so they spend most of their time in something like an office instead of cleaning stuff." It was better that way. For everyone. "Haru has a lot of fun on the ship, though. And the crew saved Haru! What does Noel do?" Had Farrah told Haru? Maybe... but... Haru had probably been distracted by her mouth while she spoke...
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unavernales · 14 days
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" 's a classic, you don't have one. let your core audience stomach that, then tell 'em where you get your abs from." gotdamn!
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unavernales · 14 days
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Euphoria - Kendrick Lamar (Drake Diss)
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unavernales · 15 days
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FULL NAME: boo // actual name cannot be read by humans SPECIES: ??? suspected old god GENDER: none PRONOUNS: it/its DOB / AGE: ??? / ?? ALIGNMENT: chaotic neutral OCCUPATION: ??? the monster under your bed DRINK, SMOKE, DRUGS?: no, no, no ORIENTATION: pansexual POSITION: submissive bottom
COUNTENANCE HAIR COLOR / STYLE: dark brown changing with mood, wavy and fluffed EYE COLOR / STYLE: pitch black with no whites / downturned almond HEIGHT: five feet, two inches in current form TATTOOS/MARKINGS: blackened limbs, ouroboros twisting over chest PIERCINGS: none NOTICEABLE TRAITS: claws and fangs, occasional scales on back, serpent like tail, horns
MENTAL POSITIVE TRAITS: sweet natured, affectionate, compliant NEGATIVE TRAITS: wide-eyed, oblivious, attachment-prone LIKES: the dark, people, hide and seek DISLIKES: yelling, hurting children, salt
BIOGRAPHY after being unknowingly summoned and subdued by a master cultist, the elder god of autosarcophagy and self sabotage became the monster under her daughter's bed. the child named it 'boo'. boo, unaware of its otherworldly power, was content to be the child's imaginary friend. the monster lingered in her shadow for years: loyal and sweet to its master. however, boo's existence near the child would prove to be fatal. the child was diagnosed with terminal cancer as a result of boo's closeness. neither boo or its young master was aware, and boo stayed by her side until her premature death. now boo sticks to shadows and plays with children in the darkness. although generally unaware, boo does have an inkling that it is dangerous to humans and makes sure not to follow them home. boo is eager to please and is searching for another longterm friend, preferably someone who is not affected by its powers.
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unavernales · 15 days
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-- someone let boo be their feral lovecraftian lapdog :/
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