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ultraanonymousangel · 19 hours

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Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

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ultraanonymousangel · 3 days

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he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

#Animal Adventure #I'm one of the drunk girls what a cutie!

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ultraanonymousangel · 8 days

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#Animal Adventure #would someone PLEASE stop fast-forwarding and rewinding this cat's temporal field it can't be good for them

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ultraanonymousangel · 8 days

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Ruff Ruffman walked so Sam Reich could run

#fetch with ruff ruffman #game changer #we all know Sam Reich is Ruff Ruffman's humansona

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ultraanonymousangel · 11 days

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tell me in the tags the shoes you wear most often because why not

#the same plain black crocs I've been wearing since I was a teenager #they're like slippers but they don't make my feet sweaty #after that my Tall Black Leather Boots because they look good with everything I own! Even the stuff that it shouldn't!

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ultraanonymousangel · 12 days

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??? Is it a common thing for guys not to know the meaning on their name?

#my first name is fairly straight forward with it's meaning but my middle is both extremely common and kinda esoteric #but I still know the meanings

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ultraanonymousangel · 18 days

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

#tropes #tales from the tumblr

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ultraanonymousangel · 18 days

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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

#tales from the tumblr

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ultraanonymousangel · 23 days

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i live car rides because i can stick my head out the window and feel the wind and think about running in large grassy fields

#The Curse! The Curse!#Animal Adventure

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ultraanonymousangel · 25 days

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