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I've never read anything better than this :)

I believe that Tissaia knew things were not right with the Brotherhood since the Battle at Sodden. Honestly she could have even known a little before then, but Sodden definitely confirmed it for her. Even when she slept with Vilgefuck and had that sorry excuse of a relationship, I think she was in denial. That’s why it hurt so much when he betrayed her at the Conclave. She didn’t want to be right. For once she wanted to be proven wrong, but it just didn’t happen.

I also feel like the only reason she even entertained the idea of being with him, was because Yennefer was with Geralt. With how their relationship had been thus far portrayed in the show, it would’ve only made sense for Yennefer and Tissaia to be together. Tissaia being with Vilgefuck was because she didn’t want to feel the pain of not being able to be with Yennefer, because of Geralt’s stupid wish.

I say all this to say, Tissaia knew when she was going to die. It was completely planned. She’s not the type of person to go into anything without a plan. She also wasn’t going to die at anyone else’s hand but her own. NO way in hell was she EVER going to let anyone even think they could chain and capture her. Sabrina and the others even trying was beyond pathetic and ill advised. Tissaia had a plan from the start. Her hand may have been stretched thin, but I firmly believe she was always in control. She wasn’t ever going to leave unless it was her choice, and an absolute last one at that. She knew when her time was up and understood when she’d fulfilled her duty.

That being said, she’s not dead. Her and Yennefer live in a beautiful cottage far from everything with their magical love child. They’re both immortal and Vilgefuck is dead. Geralt won the fight on the shore, and walks around wearing his teeth ( like people wear shells and shark’s teeth (poor sharks i know) ). Jaskier is renowned for his music and finally gained the sense to dial it back on his exaggerations (He just wanted to be Geralt’s good boy). Cari is still being trained by Geralt and Yennefer, with Tissaia’s help every now and then (magical mishaps are hard to control when she’s constantly “distracting” Yennefer. It’s all on purpose, but Tissaia would never tell Yennefer that. She enjoys watching her try to concentrate while being all flustered, because Tissaia keeps intercepting her thoughts).

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so real !!

I feel like I don’t say this enough, but

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

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Fic idea ig. 🌹

When Tissaia returns to her office from chapter meetings or classes, she finds a bouquet of roses.Only it's no surprise because on Monday mornings there's always a new bouquet with a note.

Of course she knows it's from Yennefer. (they can be in a relationship or not,you do whatever :)

NB!! you don't need to follow this idea exactly.Change it up to whatever you'd like to do.

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #so cute #cirilla of cintra #geralt of rivia #jaskier dandelion #triss merigold

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Yen : Tissaia just come see this !!

Tissaia : What is it.

Yen : (demonstrates) I have my suitcase -

Tissaia : (sigh) Yes..

(slides blanket over suitcase)

Yen : I have my blanket -

Tissaia : I don't have time for your jokes-

Yen : I rest my case. 😎

(Tissaia pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs )

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #bad jokes

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Y'know,i love myself some funny pranks😈;just when it's not pulled on me. 🤣🤣

Here's an idea:

Yennefer pranks the Rectoress(Tissaia dV),just for fun,but enlists the help of ofc. Rita and who ever else you decide to use.

I think it would be funny because Tissaia is someone with a metal pole stuck so far up her ass,that it's majestic.Ofc. Yen wants to bend that pole to a 90°C angle for the fun of it.

OH! it would even be so funny if she got the Aretuza students in on it too !! 🤣🤣😎

NB*you don't need to follow this idea exactly, change it up and do whatever you'd like with this idea to your liking. 🙃

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #so cute #cirilla of cintra #geralt of rivia #jaskier dandelion #triss merigold #sabrina glevissig #margarita laux antille #aretuza

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I feel like pastries🥐🥯 so here..idk,make it a modern AU or Wither series time AU; do whatever you'd like. ���

Simple; Yennefer feels like baking and asks Tissaia to bake with her.

NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #cirilla of cintra #geralt of rivia #jaskier dandelion

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Slow Dancing Fic idea!!!

i just love the idea of Yennefer being a secret pianist; can't let it go.

Here goes something:

Yennefer has recently been spending her free time trying to modify a spell.More specifically,a spell to make instruments play themselves.Eventually she succeeds,but has to test it at the only place she knows has a piano;Aretuza.

She wants someone to dance with to show off her modified spell.Who better to bother than Tissaia herself.

One wouldn't know beauty until you see them dance together.

NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #so cute

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Fic idea for the writers out there !!

(The Witcher characters!! )

So...

Yennefer,a woman most people such as friends know she's is in the military.But is her job as simple as just being in the force.No.It's not.In fact her job is more than that when it turns out she's a trained assassin along with Geralt,Renfri and Sabrina;carrying out different tasks for the people she works for.

Tissaia De Vries,a chief surgeon meets this woman through Triss and Sabrina and blah blah you fill in the meeting and greeting stuff;with no idea what her actual job is.Until the day she finds her own life being threatened by an unknown threat and Yennefer along with her other assassin friends take up the to protect her from another highly trained assassin that's being ordered to kill her by Stre-

#slowburn

NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #cirilla of cintra #geralt of rivia #jaskier dandelion #assassin

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Imagine...

Emperor of Nilfgaard, Emhyr var Emreis, recognises Yenn's power,sent an invite to Yennefer saying like come to Nilfgaard.Basically asks her to work for him as a trainee to be General of his new second army and she accepts knowing she'll know his plans to get to Ciri but he doesn't know she knows Ciri.

Like how she'd learn to adjust by betraying all her friends and even Ciri,Geralt and Jaskier oh and Tissaia too!They think shes a traitor but shes actually doing it to help them.Yeah I'm bad and summarises but you get the picture.

NB !! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #cirilla of cintra #geralt of rivia #jaskier dandelion

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AFTER SODDEN; What if...after the untimely death of Geralt of Rivia(not sorry to kill him off) it's just Yennefer and Ciri constantly on the run from basically everyone.Place to place until they find a cabin to eventually call 'home'.

Seeing as Yennefer's chaos is in its shit after Sodden,she obviously needs help and who better to reach out to than the great Tissaia De Vries.

Basically Tissaia cannot refuse and agrees to help out with keeping Ciri's whereabouts to herself(and lying to the Brotherhood)and also agrees to help Yennefer help Ciri to control her chaos.Ofc the relationship between the rectoress and the wanted girl actually improves to a better one(you determine it) as time goes on and as for Yenn and Tissaia,it's a rocky one.

THE END.

NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one.Change it up however you'd like.

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer x tissaia #yennefer and ciri #cirilla of cintra #fanfiction ideas

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Fanfic idea !!! 🌹

Yennaia ofc.

The novices at Aretuza often gossip about the 'ghost' that haunts the halls with melodies.A piano had recently been placed at the school.🎹(decoration purposes)It was never used, according to Tissaia.She never really believed the rumors;never heard the songs for herself during the course of the nights until this particular night.So naturally she investigates this so called 'ghost'.

Only to find the last person she'd ever expect to see behind an instrument of such tranquility:Yennefer of Vengerberg.

~>>

Yes yes,pianos were only invented in the 1300's but who cares;in my mind it was introduced in the mid 1200's.It can in yours too.

NB!! you dont need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.

#tissaia de vries #yennefer x tissaia #yennefer of vengerberg #classical piano #the witcher #so cute #fanfic

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Hear me out...

-fanfic idea Yennefer x Tissaia !! 💯

Imagine this; Yennefer has the actual voice of an angel.No one really knows she can sing except for maybe Triss,Jaskier,Ciri and Geralt.She likes to keep it that way,having a reputation to maintain and blah blah blah.

BUT.. one morning she's geen given an invitation to attend a ball at Aretuza,courtesies of Tissaia.She reluctantly goes along with Jaskier who's ofc no doubt the entertainment for the night.

We all know what'll happen,tipsy as she is,she eventually agrees to sing along to Jaskier's song Her Sweet Kiss.BAM! revealing to the entire room she has a voice.Then literally Tissaia just completely mind blown;falling head over heals for her. ( You Carry On From There ! )

Listen to the song : The Closest Thing To Crazy - imagine Yen singing that!!

NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this, change it up to however you want it.

#yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #yennefer x tissaia #the witcher #triss merigold #geralt of rivia #jaskier dandelion #fanfic

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Chapters: 21/? Fandom: The Worst Witch (TV 2017) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Julie Hubble & Mildred Hubble, Hardbroom & Mildred Hubble, Felicity Foxglove/Ethel Hallow/Mildred Hubble/Enid Nightshade/Maud Spellbody Characters: Mildred Hubble, Amelia Cackle | Ada Cackle, Ethel Hallow, Enid Nightshade, Maud Spellbody, Sybil Hallow, Beatrice Bunch, Miss Tapioca | Maria Tapioca, Great Wizard (Worst Witch), Clarice Twigg, Julie Hubble, Algernon Rowan-Webb, Hecate Hardbroom Additional Tags: Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Self-Harm, Therapy, need help, Major Character Injury, Character Death, Anxiety Attacks, Paranoia, Pain, Grief/Mourning, Five Stages of Grief, The Author Regrets Nothing Summary:

There is more to the magical world,than meets the eye.Who would've known that making the simplest decision,could very well put her own life at risk.Mildred Hubble thought she had an understanding to this magical world when in reality it isn't all cupcakes and rainbows as she once believed.

 [I do not own any of these characters]

 Mentions of blood/violence like alot of it. 𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎: PTSD,self harm and suicidal tendencies.