it used to be 2007 you know
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Everyone is wrong except me. And also my small council of beautiful and moderately-adjusted women. If we disagree on something then it's only because the topic is nuanced beyond your simplistic, profane understanding.
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Happy birthday Proletariat!
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”
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No we’re not mutuals I’m in an unrequited following with them
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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I love saying "it's not gonna be you" like im on Succession whenever I unlike someone on feeld, but instead of finding a new CEO for my toxic father's toxic media conglomerate im looking for someone to be degenerate with
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Otto Steen Due's translation to Danish. The man sure made some Decisions™️
At least he stuck to the meter format
reblog with the translator of your copy or version of the Iliad and or the odyssey and a unique fact about it. I shall start. I’m reading the version translated by Samuel Butler, not a popular one but it was the one my mother had on the shelf. The story itself is written in a story format, with paragraphs and the like, opposed to the traditional poem format.
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Rebloging because the season is upon us once again
Koldskål my beloved ❤️
Just had the first glass of koldskål this year
peace and love on planet earth
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@live-angel 😏
a boop is a simple poke of the nose. a super boop is jackhammering your prostate.
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even after this goes away i want my mutuals to know i'm always giving you a little boop
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