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“x ship is normalizing incest-”

Buddy

If game of thrones hasn’t normalized incest by now (pulling over 10 million views in the 7th season alone) then a small fandom ship most certainly won’t

#me with the Twins #like #disturbing about potentially being related #but #on the other hand #life is short

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i stole this from twitter

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#EVIL BRADY BUNCH #I don’t even know who the other 5 guys are #the burger joint maybe #Five Guys with trillion dollar fries

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I don’t have plots, I have several hundred cool, but vague characters and unconsecutive scenes that may or may not belong in the same universe

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Nearly depleted funds may cause a group of volunteers providing aid to Navajo and Hopi families during the pandemic to halt care package distribution within “a matter of weeks,“ the organization announced on Monday.

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I know what this sounds like, but I don’t think Tim Chalamet Willy Wonka is going to be a tumblr sexy man. I think we might somehow have too much dignity for that.

#DJDHDBDBDBDRH #IF I SEE TUMBLR SWOONING OVER THIS FUCKING NUTSACK BOY IM GUNNA #NFBDBDHDJFJ #HE WISHES HE WAS GENE WILDER #HE WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO THAT GLORIOUS MAN #as I continue to live in denial that Johnny depp ever played Willy wonka #it never happened #it was so bad #no

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god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

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a lot of media outlets are saying that the thin brow is back and I just need everyone to know that this is misinformation. protect yourselves

#as someone who was scarred by the constant over plucking of my naturally thick eyebrows in high school #please don’t give in to the hype #there is no hype #let your body just exist

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Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

#now I miss my snake #🥺 #his name was Hannibal #and my mom had the exact same reaction #never could get her to hold him #outright refused #but at least she let me have him in the house #and I built him an enclosure just like that #with a giant glass window #so we could see him #and he had a huge tree inside it to climb and hang out

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#LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP #THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST JAW DROPPING THING I HAVE HEARD #ARE YOU KIDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ME #HOLY SHIT #HOLY SHIIIKUITTTT #SODJBDBDDJSJSJSSBBDDJDB

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@lindsmorr that’s meeee 😎👉👉

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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here’s the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of “vpn review” sites too

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mark your calendars, fellas

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Fellow epileptics, I have some fantastic news for you. There’s an add-on that makes the internet safer for us. It’s called Epilepsy Blocker. The creator had me test it out, give feedback, he made adjustments, and it works great. It may even help those with migraine disorders that are triggered by the same thing that messes with those of use with photosensitive epilepsy (mine is a case of being absurdly sensitive).

This is the only add-on I’ve encountered made specifically for those of us with epilepsy. It’s not a well known add-on, but I hope to see that change.

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It took 4 people to figure this out. So why can’t the 100s (or more) people who run Tik Tok figure it out? Probably because they don’t want to.

this is really important so i’m posting it here because it’ll probably get removed and the original poster may be banned, but this is literal documentation and proof that terfs and transphobes are directly connected to the far-right and have roots in racism, homophobia, misogyny, and antisemitism. it really is all part of the same oppressive system, so there is no disconnecting transphobia from conservatism. there is no such thing as a progressive transphobe as much as they may want you to believe. it has nothing to do with biology or protecting women or children, none of it is founded in science or logic, it is purely hatred and and attempt to justify bigotry.

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So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

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@lindsmorr oh shit I found my calling

we need more books about queer ppl who are violent and unhinged