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I’m glad it wasn’t only me just scared of this scene-same goes with the barracuda scene from Finding Nemo.

This skeleton has lived rent free in my head since the first time I watched this film on vhs at, like, 6 years old

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On The Edge Sneak Peak

Here is a sneak peak of a story an anon requested. Really excited to show this off soon.

This is a Dagur X AFAB Reader

It felt good being back to the edge after that strenuous training session, as Hiccup would put it. He’s been focusing more on accuracy to make sure we all can hit Vigo’s ships since the double in the last few days. We can’t afford to fail. Astrid landed next to me and dismounted Stormfly landing her feet on the hard wood beneath us. “Well, that session could have been worse.” She sighed out moving a piece of hair out of her eyes.

Letting out a snort as I patted my dragon. “Yeah. The twins could have accidentally set Snotlout on fire from their terrible aims.” Astrid shoulders shake from her laughing.

We continue our chatter as we head down to the ‘hall’ to have dinner with the others. Taking a seat in between Heather and Snotlout we all dig into our meals as Tuff tells us another one of his jokes. “-But somebody better explain how Yak stew got into my pants!” Hitting his palms on the table as he laughs hysterically. The others around laugh as I cover my mouth to contain my chuckles, even Hiccup joins in.

“Hey! Speaking of soggy pants, you ever wonder what happened to Dagur and his crazy pants?” This makes everyone stop laughing and give a confused but stern look to Hiccup’s inquiry. The though of someone mentioning Dagur makes me choke on my drink, which prompted Heather to look my way.

Back on Berk when we were younger, first time Dagur arrived, me and Hiccup were playing together by the cliff sides. Dagur asked if he could play with us, and of course we both agreed since he was a guest. It was nice to have someone different than Hiccup to play with, even if he was a bit rough. One time we decided to race, by choice of Dagur of course. We would run all over the village with Hiccup being in last and Dagur and I running head-to-head with each other leaving the small boy behind. Turning the bend to go into the forest I remember tripping over a branch and scraping my knee. Looking down at the tore in my pants I can see scratches start to weep some specks of blood out. The strangest thing happened though. It was the first time I ever saw Dagur-well concerned for another living being.

“Look your f-fine! Just stop crying and-just here!” He tore off a piece of his clothing and wrapped it around the small wound as I wiped the tears from my eyes. It seemed hard for him to find the right words to comfort me. Looking up at him he blushed as he held out his hand for me to take, lifting me up off of the foliage. Seeing that I was now ok he stomped away as Hiccup came around the corner, panting as he stopped next to me.

“What-what happed?” He asked out of breath.

“I have no clue.” Puzzled I watched as Dagur stormed off to the great hall.

I whipped my mouth as Ruff slightly turns her head to look at Hiccup. “No not really.”

“What brings Dagur up anyway?” Fishlegs says looking puzzled as he puts down his second piece of Yak.

“Nothing!” Putting up his hands in defense,”-but since were on subject of Dagur now-uh-do you ever wonder why he helped Heather escape form Vigo?” Hiccup questions looking at all of us.

“Probably to make a distraction so he could escape himself.” I chimed in wiping my mouth as Astrid nodded with what I said.

“Maybe. I don’t know-“Heather raises her eyebrow in question, “-but was if it was actually the first step toward a new life.” We all tensed up knowing that this would cause an outburst with Heather.

“Hiccup-“I try to warn him to not bring it but got interrupted with Heather slamming her fist down onto the wood of the table.

 “A new life? Dagur? A dragon doesn’t change its marking Hiccup.” The force from the hit knocking her drink onto her lap and mine. Fishlegs tries to intervene with knowledge of some dragons who can actually change their markings.

“You get the point!” She says looking down at her axe in frustration.

“Well, you are probably right, but look at Stoick! Who would have thought he would have ever learned to ride a dragon. I mean it could be possible that he’s changing.”

“Y/N’s right. Y-You never know, next time we see Dagur- “

“I’ll SPLIT THE FATHER KILLER IN TWO!” Slamming her axe into the table right beside her, splitting into into two.

We all stared in silence for a good minute. Afraid saying anything else might make that axe split one of use into two. “Yep. Ok. I-I think we get your point.” Hiccup says a bit frightened like the rest of us. Noticing the thin tension, she makes her way to the door of the clubhouse. “I better go I have island patrol tonight.”

“Actually! I will take that. I have a way more important mission for you and Snotlout! It’s-uh-one final recon mission to check out our target”

“What are you talking about? We went last time.” Snotlout as confused looking between Heather and Hiccup. “I know, that’s why I’m sending you two again to be one the lookout for any last-minute changes. And you should leave. Tonight.”

“Tonight?!” Shouts Snotlout.

“Jeez Hiccup. Are you trying to get rid of us?”

“Yes-NO no that’s crazy why-why would I- “

Heather chuckles, “I’m kidding Hiccup. Relax. Come on Snotlout sooner we leave, the sooner we get back.”

“Take your time! And by that, I mean be safe!” He sighs looking back to me and Astrid. We both look at each other puzzled as to what was going on in Hiccup’s head.

When we all left to go to our respected huts for the night, me and Astrid headed out together. “Something seemed off didn’t it. ”Astrid looked puzzled as she asked me. “It could he is just nervous about what’s going to happen soon.” I shrug. Looking at me she mimics the same response, “I guess you could be right.” I give her a sympathetic smile and I put my hand on her shoulder. “It’ll be alright Astrid. We just have to trust him.” She looks at me and chuckles. As we near our huts we bid each other goodnight and headed inside. Even though I trust Hiccup something did seem off. He never mentioned Dagur this much before. But that could be thought more tomorrow as I sluggishly made way straight to my comfortable bed.

Tomorrow.

I can ask him questions tomorrow.

#dagur the deranged x reader #rtte dagur #httyd dagur #dagur the deranged #dagur x reader #dagur x afab reader #dagur x female reader

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Hey! I’m finally opening commissions here! I’m needing money to buy a new pencil for my IPad and they turn out to be kinda expensive so I would appreciate the support. I’ve made a Kofi for people who would find it more comfortable to commission me through there, but you’re still free to contact me through Tumblr dm. I’ll be doing more content if I get a new pencil, it’s a win win ;) Reblogs are really appreciated!!!

Here’s my Kofi!!

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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If I wear PINK Unicorn earrings do you think Boomer would fall in love with me? (Asking for a friend :)

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Ahhh I love him so much 😩😩

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He is so babygirl shaped 🥺 he just need a lil smooch

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Tomfool!🪃

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Boomerang screenshots from my play through

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Dagur The Deranged

NSFW-❤️

Rules • Request

+ Oneshots +

On The Edge (In Progress)❤️ Sneak Peak

+ Full Stories +

Coming soon

+ Headcannons +

Coming soon

#dagur the deranged #dagur the deranged x reader #httyd dagur #rtte dagur #dagur x reader

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This one I found on r/funny

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i just want boomer and a brat reader like won't listen to him and is a little shit

Little Shit

Captain Boomerang x Reader

Warnings: Reader is a lil shit, sexual theme mentions

Rules • Request • Masterlist

It’s been a hot minute since I wrote so bear with me-I SWEAR I USED TO MANY YOUS IN THIS

You knew what would happen if you didn't follow his orders. But it was just so fun to watch him get frustrated. Especially when you had hidden his favorite unicorn somewhere in his apartment.

Jealousy might have sparked this little escapade. Seeing him pay more attention to the little stuffie than you wasn't fair. But at least he's paying attention to you now.

“Now luv', I ain’t gonna ask again. Where did ya hide it?” Digger looked at you with his arms crossed. He’s usually a sweet dummy, but he doesn’t make exceptions to his unicorn missing. You kick your feet as you look up at him, “I have no idea what you're talking about Digger.” He clicks his tongue as he crosses his arms, “Oh I know ya do luv'. And you know I don’t let anyone touch em’.”

"Like I said. I don't know what-" a thump can be heard coming from the other room. You looked nervously towards your bedroom where you hide the object. It must have fallen from the top of your closet since you had to stand on your tippy toes to get it up there. Digger starts to make a move towards the door, which makes you get up and sprint to the room. "Oi! I know it's in there now cupcake!" Giggling you open up the door to your room with Digger right behind you, scampering to the closet to get to the stuffie. Seeing it on the floor you scoop it up.

Giggling you run around the room with the unicorn in your hand as Digger stares you down. "You trying to make Daddy mad luv'?" He smirks at you, "Maybe looking for a spankin'?" Your face flushes thinking about him bending you over his knee. Seeing this, Digger sees it as an opening to scoop you up into his arms. "H-hey! You cheated!" whining out as he whispered into your ear. "Then ya shouldn't have been such a lil' brat and stealing my things."Snatching the stuffed unicorn out of your hands, purring into your ear, "Naughty girl."

Pouting you looked over your should towards him. "I just wanted for you to pay attention to me..."Giving a lopsided smile, he squeezes you. "Awe cupcake, all you had to do was ask. You know I love to focus on you at all times." You smile down at the ground as he kisses the side of your temple.

"Now, let Daddy give you the attention you need."

#captain boomerang ktjl x reader #captain boomerang x reader #george harkness x reader #digger harkness ktjl x reader #digger harkness x reader

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Jerome/Jeremiah with a SO with a Speech Impediment

AN: Hello! I was wondering if you could possibly do headcanons with Jerome and Jeremiah where the SO has a speech impediment?

Ah yes I got you! Hopefully I covered it correctly. My mind kept getting confused while writing this.

Warnings: None

JEROME

This boy would not care if you had a speech impediment. He would love you no matter what.

The first time that you met either it was at Arkum or just at the GCPD he was HOOKED on you.

I mean who wouldn’t? A pretty face walking on by as he gets taken away.

After that he was determined to hear your pretty voice.

If you didn’t talk much his mission would be to hear something out if you.

“Come on doll, just one little squeak out of ya”

In the beginning he would be frustrated with how long it would take you to form a sentence without stuttering. But later down the line he would be patient and look at you with awe.

He would definitely yell at everyone to shut up at a meeting if you had an idea and were trying to say it out loud.

JEREMIAH

I think Pre!Jeremiah would be interested in what you have to say so he would just stay quiet while you tried to talk to him.

After Jeremiah gets sprayed I think he would have trouble waiting for you to form a sentence. He would get frustrated with how long it’s taking.

“Echo could do better forming a sentence than you!”

After he says that he feels bad. He knows your not stupid as all his followers, and it just takes you awhile.

He would come to apologize to you, rubbing your cheek. He would remember how he used to be infatuated with how you spoke.

“I’m sorry my dear. It’s just been frustrating with taking out old Jimbo. You know I love how you speak to me and brainstorm those little ideas.”

He would also shower you with gifts over the next few days as an apology as well.

#jerome valeska x reader #jerome x reader #jeremiah valeska x reader #jeremiah x reader #gotham #jerome valeska #jeremiah valeska #gn reader

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This man got his own priorities to think about...

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I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THOSE PHOTOS LOOK LIKE-

This man...

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how do u feel about piss?

If you are talking about piss kink, I really am not keen on it. Just makes me uncomfortable. Should probably add that to my list on my writing wall.