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“Wer war der 35. Präsident der vereinigten Staaten?” “Du kannst mich nicht austricksen, ich Kennedy Geschichte”

#ignore my German #but this is the best pun

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Die besten "egal wie..." witze, die du kennst? (eg. "egal wie dicht du bist, goethe ist dichter")

Egal, wie jung deine Freunde sind, Jesus ‘ Freunde waren JüngerEgal, wie gut du fährst, Züge fahren GüterEgal, wie viel Curry du isst, Freddy isst MercuryEgal, was du kochst, Karl MarxEgal, wie tief du schläfst, Albert schläft wie EinsteinEgal, wie wenig Geld du hast, du kannst dir noch was von der LeyenEgal, wie relativ die Zeit ist, Vodka ist absolutEgal, wie cool du bist, Coca ist ColaEgal, wie dürr du bist, Albrecht war DürerEgal, wie still du schleichst, Ben ist StillerEgal, wie viel Fisch du fängst, Helene ist FischerEgal, wie sehr du nicht möchtest, Bruce WillisEgal, wie lahm du dich bewegst, Dalai ist LamaEgal, wie hart du bist, BSC ist HerthaEgal, wie schön dein Berg ist, Barbara ist SchönebergerEgal, wie sehr er dich schalt, die Wandschalter auchEgal, wie unordentlich dein Haus ist, Lionel ist MessiEgal, wie gut es dir geht, Bill Gates besserEgal, wie licht dein Haupthaar ist, Horst ist LichterEgal, wie viele CDs du beschreiben willst, Joanne hat Keinen RowlingEgal, wie viel Silber du heiraten willst, Triss MerigoldEgal, wie viele Berge du auf deinem Gut hast, Karl hat zu GuttenbergEgal, wie abgenutzt seine Post-it notes sind, Klaus hat KleberEgal, wie du Dragon Age spielst, jemand ist AndersEgal, wie laut du Bach hörst, Heiner hört Lauterbach

#ignore my German

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Artists Share “Before and After” Evolution of Their Drawing Skills with Years of Practice

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I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

#this is so good

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Video: Baby Hedgehog Muffins.

(Fabulous Mr. Pug)

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October 24.

#straya m8 #I love this persons drawings so much #I know I keep saying that #but omg literally every time #I see #ugh #goals #art

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It’spronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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Tja

German for “We’re all going to die. All of us. Eventually. We’re all going to die. Seriously.”

(via der-boy)

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After this week, Back to the Future will take place entirely in the past

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SWING IS THE BEST THING EVER everyone should go out and learn to dance #howtoachieveworldpeace

#I legitimately had the best dream ever #nevermind the fact that my slight crush from germanland made an appearance #but we were SWING DANCIN TOGETHER #I WOKE UP FROM A SWING DANCING DREAM AND FELT THE BEST IVE EVER FELT AFTER A DREAM #ahhhhhhhhh #I am literally on a high every time I get home from swing #it's so nice to find something I love #and can pick up at a not a snails pace #also ironic hashtags okay don't judge me #not that anyone reads this anyway

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October 14.

#art #HOWWWWWW

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Energy can be neither created nor be destroyed, but it transforms from one form to another.

#ugh #art #Idk how people draw more shadowed things #yet manage to give it all texture #this guy crosshatches like a boss #I tried to crosshatch once #and it looked like this person got stuck in a butterfly net

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I've decided. I want two dogs, one called Noodles and one called Pants. If I have kids then Ingrid Sophia and Jeremiah Charles. But the latter is only going to happen when I acquire the sims game. Which will also probably be never.

#can you just imagine #I can't find noodles or pants! #my pants ran away! #I die of laughter #I ate all my noodles! #Asian stereotypes but hey

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#Art

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this is all that matters in life

#this is the second cutest thing ever