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Someone who knows me for the raging Argentinian that I am sent me this. And look, I’ve been so swamped with work that it’s not even funny, so it’s a given that I’m completely out of the loop with everything to do with Kinnporsche (an everything else for the matter), but what in the ever loving hell is the explanation for this??? When did he get the mate from???

And that’s a proper mate too! Not like me, shaming my ancestors using a mug as a mate because I’m too lazy to go buy a new one. I literally have so many questions! What brand of yerba is he using? Does he drink it with out without sugar? Is it hot or tereré? How did he start? Does he share with the others?

#bible wichapas #kinnporsche #i refuse to be normal about this I need to know enerything #my poor latinamerican heart can't take this

[tulu-xuanwu]

That’s right, my Kinnporsche watching saga ends with me somehow making a reaction of 2 hours and 20 minutes worth of episodes into a 4 hour 37 minute video (and only one mention of Argentina winning the world cup, a miraculously low number for someone from my country).

Now, I’m finally free to come to tumblr and enjoy all the content.

The content:

#kinnporsche #mile phakphum #and the rest of the guys as well of course #but i have my priorities

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Some hard truths in this video, like the fact that Pol does look like a carp, but he still makes it to my Top 5.

#kinnporsche #reaction #i'm conflicted about the ending of the episode though #so i'm just going to focus on the absolute insanity that happen before that

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Still thinking about one thing...

#kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #reaction #from the same person that brought you 3 AM reactions on a sleep deprived brain #now offering 10 PM reactions on an empty stomach #we really can't win #but this show was worth the hunger

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I guess this marks the end of the Mean Girls villain trio, with their dramatic rooftoop antics and matching outfits, and starts the arc of Ye Zun being an angry black cloud and me hoping we get to see Zhu Yilong being evil again. 

#guardian #weilan #reaction #honestly i'm happy i watched this two episodes together #i just got all the backstory out of the way

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REACTION MASTERLIST

So I’ve decided to put together a list of all the reactions I’ve done so far just to keep things organized. 

THE UNTAMED [FINISHED]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50

THE UNTAMED EXTRAS

Ranking every character from the Untamed but I've only seen half the show

I finished the Untamed so I guess it's time to rank every character again

Character songs

Re-watching The Untamed episodes 1 & 2

Behind the Scenes 1

Behind the Scenes 2

Ranking every ship from the Untamed (sort of)

WORD OF HONOR [FINISHED]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 + bonus episode

WORD OF HONOR EXTRAS

Ranking every character from Word of Honor

Word of Honor Concert - Day 1 // Part 1 (discontinued because of damaged files)

CHERRY MAGIC [FINISHED]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

CHERRY MAGIC EXTRAS

Spin-Off Episodes

GUARDIAN [ONGOING]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40

THE SLEUTH OF MING DYNASTY [ON HIATUS FOR NOW!]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48

MO DAO ZU SHI [FINISHED]

Season 1   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Season 2   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Season 3   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

MO DAO ZU SHI EXTRAS

Mo Dao Zu Shi: The Review - Is it better than the Untamed?

The Founder of Diabolism Q reaction episodes 1-30

MO DAO ZU SHI BOOK REPORT

Chapter 1 & 2 🞄 Agression Arc ch. 3-5 🞄 Arrogance Arc ch. 6-10 🞄 Refinetement Arc ch. 11-12 🞄 Refinement Arc ch. 13-18  🞄 Contentment Arc ch. 19-22

A MAN WHO DEFIES THE WORLD OF BL [ONGOING]

Season 1   1 2 3 4

Season 2   1 2 3 

KEI X YAKU - DANGEROUS PARTNERS [FINISHED]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

HEAVEN OFFICIAL’S BLESSING [FINISHED]

Season 1   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 + bonus episode

ADVANCED BRAVELY [ONGOING]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30

SCUMBAG SYSTEM [FINISHED] 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 + actual ending because I’m an idiot

KINNPORSCHE [FINISHED]

1 2 3 4 5 6 + Side Story 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

MOVIES 

The Yin-Yang Master: Dream of Eternity

Fatal Journey

#the untamed #word of honor #cherry magic #guardian #the sleuth of ming dynasty #mo dao zu shi #a man who defies the world of bl #kei x yaku #heaven official's blessing #scumbag system #the yin yang master #fatal journey #kinnporsche

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No comments, only memes

#Advance Bravely #gong jun #xu feng #this show never disappoints #it's an exercise in abandoning logic and just letting your mind go with the flow #it's like meditation #like where does the bird come from? #why is it there? #where does it go after? #some questions we'll never get the answer

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Yep, I missed the actual ending. But, even though literally no one asked for this, I actually went back to the scene that I miss and reacted to it because why not?

#scumbag system #scum villain self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #this was actually heartbreaking #but a much better ending #Youtube

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Thanks! Eventually, I did find one with subtitles! I found it here

It's so frustrating having so many good shows that were made and are just there not being released due to censorship. I was hoping maybe this one and Heaven Official's Blessing would be exempted because they are animated, but it doesn't seem to be the case 😥

I’m back and a binged all the episodes I had left of Scumbag System because I’m a weak creature who has no strength to resist a cliffhanger. Well, how did season 1 end?

Why, yes, I’m not over that ending yet, so I immediately started the novel. As for the show, at least the showrunners redeemed themselves by giving us this Luo Binghe:

[tulu-xuanwu]

Well, I completely missed the denouncement because my version didn't have it 🤦‍♀️ My version went from them escaping from the ugly spiders to the outro, and right after the outro, Mo Bei's appearance and that's it! I've literally just found out there was more! That makes for a much better ending! Like, still a cliffhanger, but at least much more natural than the one I thought!

I’m back and a binged all the episodes I had left of Scumbag System because I’m a weak creature who has no strength to resist a cliffhanger. Well, how did season 1 end?

Why, yes, I’m not over that ending yet, so I immediately started the novel. As for the show, at least the showrunners redeemed themselves by giving us this Luo Binghe:

[tulu-xuanwu]

I'm back and a binged all the episodes I had left of Scumbag System because I'm a weak creature who has no strength to resist a cliffhanger. Well, how did season 1 end?

Why, yes, I'm not over that ending yet, so I immediately started the novel. As for the show, at least the showrunners redeemed themselves by giving us this Luo Binghe:

#scumbag system #scum villain self saving system #svsss #reaction #don't mind me complaining I actually loved the show #I just wanted to see more of it #10 short episodes is definetely not enough #I'm really enjoying the novel though #Youtube

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Hey guys! I'm sorry to say, I come with bad news only. After a few days of thinking I just had a little cold, I woke up today with my throat killing me. And now, more than 16 hours later, my voice is completely gone. Clearly, I won't be able to record my Guardian reaction today. Hopefully, this will get cleared out in a couple of days, but we'll see.

#guardian #scumbag system #just in case I don't get it back by Friday

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Me? Actually posting about uploading a Guardian video? It's more likely than you think.

And just a general one for the last few episodes:

#guardian #weilan #reaction #Youtube

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As promised, here are some stories that I really enjoyed. This is not meant to be a full list of all my favourite stories, but rather just a few of my favourites that came to mind while I was doing the video.

(If any of the authors would rather not be included in this list, please let me know and I’ll remove them)

Lan Wanji/Wei Wuxian

spider lilies to sunflowers by cicer

"Ah! I know!" Wei Ying pointed at the pretty young master. "If I agree to help you in the fight against Wen Ruohan, then you have to give me your firstborn child."

The young man's eyes grew wide. For a moment, he seemed wholly taken aback. Then his expression hardened and he nodded.

"I cannot create life by myself. If the Yiling Patriarch wishes to claim my child, he must first help me conceive."

(In which the "terrifying" Yiling Patriarch strikes a bargain, and winds up in over his head.)

love, in fire and blood by cicer

"You want Wen Ruohan dead," the Patriarch continued idly. "You want his corpse puppets eliminated. You want his halls burned to the ground and his soldiers disemboweled and begging for mercy. Have I about covered it?"

He gave another knife-edged smile.

"But what will you give me in return?"

"We would be willing to offer quite a bit in return for Wen Ruohan's defeat," Lan Xichen admitted. "But I'm afraid we don't know what an immortal such as yourself desires. Please advise us."

The Patriarch waved at hand at the front of the tent. "I want Second Young Master Lan."

(In which the Sunshot Campaign ends through an arranged marriage to the Yiling Patriarch, and Lan Wangji suffers the mortifying ordeal of falling in love with his own husband.)

so take my hand (take my whole life too) by cicer

When the doorbell rings, Wei Ying lunges for it and triumphantly throws open the front door. He looks down, expecting to see a package. But there's no package on the front stoop. Instead, there's a baby.

A real actual live baby, nestled within a car seat. It blinks at Wei Ying, and he blinks back.

Then he opens his mouth and screams.

(In which A-Yuan is dumped off on Wei Ying's doorstep. He and Lan Zhan raise the baby while falling in love.

...Yeah, it's one of THOSE stories.)

[Now that I'm putting all these stories together I'm realising how much I enjoy cicer's work, so I'll recommend to just go and check them out]

Strange Magic by Sabinasan

Lan Wangji’s life is turned upside down with the appearance of a tiny dragon—one that is rather insistent to stay by his side.

Two Weddings and a Family Reunion by scifigeek14

Lan Wangji has a plan to make sure that Wei Wuxian is able to attend his Shiji'e wedding and it requires another wedding first.

Aka: LWJ and WWX get married to protect WWX and the Wens politically.

when you're doing all the leaving (then it's never your love lost) by tardigradeschool

Wei Wuxian barely makes a sound when Jin Zixun’s sword goes through his chest. A tiny noise is punched out of him — half gasp, half sigh. Jin Zixun, wearing that smirk that Lan Wangji has always hated, moves to pull the sword out.

This won’t do; Lan Wangji knows enough about battlefield medicine to understand the principle of keeping the weapon in the wound until a medic arrives. So he does the only thing that occurs to him in the moment, letting the momentum of flight be the force behind the swing; he cuts off Jin Zixun’s hand.

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Lan Wangji goes with Wei Wuxian to his nephew's one-month celebration instead of Wen Ning. They still don't make it to the party.

When A-Yuan gets sick and Wen Qing doesn't have the supplies she needs to properly treat him, Wei Wuxian can only think of one place to go for help.

living in my memory/living in my mouth by tardigradeschool

Wei Wuxian dies at twenty-two and doesn’t come back. Lan Wangji dies in an “unfortunate accident” in a temple in Yunping at thirty-seven. The world moves on.

Thousands of years later, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have a senior thesis in cultivation to co-write on the Yiling Patriarch. It doesn’t go exactly how they were expecting. - “I still do not understand why you were able to read the journal in the first place,” Lan Zhan says.

Wei Ying grins. “You’ll laugh,” he says. He won’t, of course. Lan Zhan doesn’t laugh. But maybe he can swing a smile. “It’s because of the name thing. He wrote his name into the scrambling talisman. So it says that no one can undo the lock but Wei Ying.” He hooks a thumb at himself.

Everyone’s always said his name is unlucky. This is the first time it’s worked out in his favor. It’s not a coincidence either; apparently his mother thought it would be funny. Mrs. Yu had told him that with a curl in her lip, as if it didn’t make him wish he knew his parents even more.

the kite string and the anchor rope by fleurdeliser

When A-Yuan gets sick and Wen Qing doesn't have the supplies she needs to properly treat him, Wei Wuxian can only think of one place to go for help.

Letters to My Partner in Crime by pupeez4eva

Jin Zixuan is hoping that his engagement to Jiang Yanli will be cancelled after his fight with Wei Wuxian. Instead, much to his frustration, he finds himself being forced to exchange regular letters with her.

He is expecting little from this correspondence. The last thing he expects is to be dragged into a matchmaking scheme to pair Wei Wuxian up with Lan Wangji of all people.

i carry your heart with me by lulu_kitty

“Wei-qianbei, I don’t understand. What sort of curse is this?” Lan Jingyi whispers shakily.

He moves aside to reveal a small figure huddled in his husband's robes. A young child, no older than five or six, looking around in both confusion and fear.

Wei Wuxian can’t breathe.

Because the little boy has a Lan clan ribbon dangling loosely around his neck.

"...Lan Zhan?"

Or, Lan Wangji is temporarily cursed back into his six year old self. Wei Wuxian and his family must reconcile with the unexpected feelings that it brings.

To have and to hold by Moominmammashandbag

Madam Yu comes to Cloud Recesses. Lan Xichen is woken to be told worrying news. Lan WangJi does not break someone's arm. It was dislocated.

Jiang Yanli/Nie Mingjue

when the war is over by in_seclusion

Following the massacre at Lotus Pier, Jiang Yanli finds herself a refugee in Qinghe and Yunmeng Jiang finds itself with no alliances or resources to rebuild. At the suggestion of Nie Huaisang, Jiang Yanli marries Nie Mingjue to secure an alliance with Qinghe Nie. The cost? Her happiness. The bargain? Power for Yunmeng Jiang, and possibly Wei Wuxian's life.

Jiang Yanli fully expected a quiet life devoid of warmth and love, but what if she finds both love and herself anyway?

Initiative by nirejseki

Depending on how one looked at it, Nie Mingjue either should have gotten married years ago or didn’t need to marry at all.

Especially not to Jiang Yanli.

Still, when, after the war, she made the suggestion, however circumspectly, Nie Mingjue did not refuse immediately, but agreed to consider the matter.

Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue

soaring, carried aloft on the wind by Skadiseven

“Xiongzhang,” Wangji choked out, sliding to the ground in front of Xichen. “I love him. He is the other half of my soul.”

Oh. No. Oh, no.  

The Beifeng, that mighty empire of the north, invaded more than a year ago, moving inexorably south and east, toppling the cities of Qinghe and Qishan, and now wait, camped outside of Lanling.

In order to buy peace, the chief of the Lan clan has given the Beifeng warlord a gift, his second oldest son in marriage.

However, he did not consult his oldest son, and when Xichen finds out that his brother has been given away, as though he was no more than a vase or painting, he makes a plan. He, too, can give a gift, and he will not regret it.

What he finds with the Beifeng, with the warlord, with the people he meets, and within himself, is not at all what he expects.

[Look, I'm definitely not doing justice to this ship. There are so many good stories for them! But right at this moment, this is the only one that comes to mind. Also, the only story including Nie Huaisang/Meng Yao that I've actually enjoyed]

Lan Qiren/Wen Ruohan

Relentless by nirejseki 

“Why are we even here?” Wen Xu groused.

“Yeah! That’s right! Why are we here?” Wen Chao immediately chimed, very obviously taking his cues from his elder brother – much to the latter’s irritation, judging by his immediate scowl.

Lan Qiren knew that he needed to pick his next words very carefully. With recalcitrant students, a teacher only had a few opportunities to really connect with them. If he allowed them to dismiss him or categorize him as an enemy at this early stage, it would be an incredibly uphill battle to gain enough respect in order to teach them anything, and in this case, given the strength of their background and the fact that this little teaching session was both likely to be short and definitely completely unauthorized, it would quite possibly make it completely impossible to ever get through to them.

“You are here,” Lan Qiren said solemnly, each word slow and thoughtful, “because your father is an ass.”

(a story of kidnapping and falling in love, reluctantly)

[There are a few more, but I can't seem to find them at the moment. However, nirejseki has a few Lan Qiren-centered stories that are really fun]

#the untamed #wangxian #nielan #mingli #whatever it's the name for lan qiren/wen ruohan #my recs

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Can you really say a man is courting you if he doesn't commit a little home invasion, then awkwardly flirts with you over fruit and birds?

Also, Yuan Zhong, my dude, chill.

#advance bravely #gong jun #xu feng #another masterpiece #Youtube

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The more you know! It turns out that bodyguard schools are actually a thing. Still, I choose to believe this show takes place in a dystopian reality in which there is no police and all security is done by bodyguards. Bodyguard schools are like gangs that fight for power and territory. Yuan Zhong is essentially a Gang boss and this show is actually a mafia show.

Also, I keep telling people that I watch this show to make fun of it because of the plot.

THE PLOT:

This almost made me forget that is canon that Yuan Zhong has some kind of superpower that allows him to control sleeping people through whistling. ALMOST.

#advance bravely #simon gong #gong jun #i like watching this show once a week #it's like i'm checking on my favourite disaster gays every week #i see what kind of shenanigans they are up to today #they are so ridiculous I love them #Youtube

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Sure, other people on Youtube have a better production value, know how to edit videos, don't record at 3 AM, actually write scripts and appear on camera, but how many of them would spend 46 minutes painstakingly describing their transmigration possibilities into Chinese novels shows?

Here are some obsolete memes for the Scumbag System people who didn't sign up to me rambling about a different show for longer than the actual reaction lasts.

#scumbad system #svsss #scum villain self saving system #the untamed #for reasons that should be abundantly clear #reaction #but also a lot of me rambling #don't ask me for new memes i'm ancient and old school #Youtube