the world is not scary plus im strong as hell
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”
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