tricky-pockets

[tricky-pockets]

okay maybe I'm outta line here, but don't most trans women have dicks? bottom surgery is fuckin hard to get.

translating to my own experience here as a trans guy who's never had any gender-affirming surgery, just hormones—I would love to see more art of guys who look like me (so, more t-dick). It makes me feel better about the body I actually currently have, to see similar bodies depicted lovingly (or in a horny way, or both. Both is good.) And honestly, it feels gross sometimes that there are artists who are VERY imaginative about the kinds of bodies they find sexy, but a body like mine is apparently too weird for them. Like, if they didn't draw humans at all that'd be one thing. I'm fine with being less sexy than the Xenomorph. But you do draw humans and none of them look like me. Why?

Anyway, anyone commenting to the tune of "trans women don't have to have dicks" is (at best) missing the point of the original post and responding to something OP didn't actually say.

Lots of trans women have dicks and they should get to see bodies like theirs in art.

if you're an artist that regularly draws porn involving women and i can peruse your entire portfolio without seeing a transgender woman you've failed and you should give up art

#trans #sam tag 🌌 #rb

[tricky-pockets]

candy jar like my grandma's except filled with melatonin gummies

coupla journals and a pen

fancy little pill box with emergency meds in it

fancy plant mister with rose water in it because sometimes it's nice to fall asleep on pillows that smell a little flowery

pop-up Valentine's Day card from the bf, with little hummingbirds on it

regular pillbox (Thursday) (so I don't accidentally take my adderall twice in the same morning. again.)

large orange pharmacy pill bottle with 'good vibes' stickers on it, containing the panic attack meds

large mason jar of kool-aid with a shiny rainbow metal straw in it

a tiny copy of the Nicomachean Ethics (Aristotle) that I found in the local used/antique bookstore

assorted candies and vape junk

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#sam tag 🌌 #rb

[tricky-pockets]

UPDATE

We caught up a little recently and I reminded them of that moment, to which their response was "I'M NEVER WRONG ABOUT TWINKS"

just remembered the time one of my gay friends in college saw me from a distance and demanded to know who that hot twink was. thanks John, you figured it out like 7 years before I did 🏳️‍⚧️

#sam tag 🌌 #egg moments #lol

[tricky-pockets]

hot ✅ (but like. weird hot. I'm a 10 if I'm your type.)

funny ✅ (only on accident when I'm very tired and/or feeling crotchety)

can dance ✅ (swing, lindy, salsa, etc. But dancing at a wedding or in a bar with nobody leading? yikes)

can do math ✅ no caveats here; I love that shit

can spell ✅ again, no caveats; I read enough for enough years that it stuck

can drive ✅ (excellent except when my mother is in the car; then I'm a disaster)

can cook ❌ good god no. i made custard by accident one time. I've made a shepherd's pie that didn't taste like anything. i cannot reliably fry an egg. the seasonings I understand are garlic and salt.

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[tricky-pockets]

ahem

📢 autistic characters are allowed to be horny

in fact it’s gotten really fuckin frustrating how much people insist on depriving them of sexuality ✌️ so quit doing that

#👆 what she said #dungeon meshi #autism #rb

[tricky-pockets]

aw, neat! your gender is super cool and I love that you practice silly. thank you for the detailed answer! :3 💖

Hi! I noticed you have multiple sets of pronouns in your bio - are there any in particular that you'd like to hear more often?

That's a question that I find interesting and a bit tricky to answer, if also fun and a bit infodumpy.

So, I generally prefer She/Her pronouns, but I wobble on the position of the other ones in preference on a given day- my preference for pronouns can be She(70%)/Sin(20%)/It(9%)/They(1%) on one day and She(65%)/They(30%)/It(2.5%)/Sin(2.5%) on the next. So, really, whichever is the funniest option in a given situation, really :3

My gender is weird catfluiddemigirlthingflux when you smoosh everything together (gender labels are not a lossless form of informational transfer), so rigidity is not something I tend to practice. I do practice silly tho, so if Sin pronouns make a joke easier to land ("did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "No, I didn't fall from heaven, Sin did." *vague gesture at me*), then go for those. Same with It/Its, great for purposeful ambiguity with jokes.

Or just whatever causes the most confusion. Rotating labels on some form of a pattern is also fun, particularly if you encode a message in them (I will not find the message because I do NOT have cryptography brain, but it is neat :3).

Anyway, thanks for asking! But the general trend is She 1st, It/Sin 2nd, and They 4th, although sometimes They moves into 2nd. It/Sin are usually pretty close in preference. So, uh. Yeah, She/Her is usually good.

:3

:3

#pronouns #trans #transfem #queer #nonbinary #catgirlthing #intersex #asks #rb

[tricky-pockets]

okay, 3 methods of de-wrinkling clothes.

best: a Dryel bag. throw 'em in the dryer on low with a Dryel sheet and they come out perfect every time.

eh, good enough: pull 'em out of the dryer a little early or let them steam while you're showering, shake vigorously, apply bobby pins to the collar as necessary, and let them air dry.

DESPERATE (I did this once): heat a small cast-iron egg pan on the stove. put tinfoil on the underside to prevent grease from getting on the clothes. use pan as an iron. for an ironing board, clamp a quarter-folded bedsheet to the table with binder clips.

if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#polls #sam tag 🌌 #rb

[tricky-pockets]

A thing someone said in my training yesterday

“Prayer is a form of meditation”

I kind of hate that I was immediately like “… you know what? she’s got a point”

#that's smart I'm stealing it #also an admirable choice for a thing to remind yourself #nice

[tricky-pockets]

I read it as the first thing, kind of assuming that the effect would be localized to the wounded area. But then what about more systemic afflictions? also, what if someone has a messed up template?

Okay, but what if fantasy world with healing magic that works by using your own perceptual template of your body to restore damaged sections, and a hero discovering they're trans because they're the party tank and have to get healed a bunch

#inchresting

[tricky-pockets]

also pls add specific details if you have any headcanons for these, the people will love it

#I can't imagine him just proposing #not as a direct question at least #he's gonna employ 7 layers of artistic symbolism and emotional entanglement #until Will asks him if they're already married #and then be pleased with himself while subtly implying it was Will's idea

[tricky-pockets]

I thought this was the autistic monsterfucker website??? come the fuck on, people

ahem

📢 autistic characters are allowed to be horny

in fact it’s gotten really fuckin frustrating how much people insist on depriving them of sexuality ✌️ so quit doing that

[tricky-pockets]

It can be a way to clarify your intentions. Or to notice what you really long for (especially if it's something that's impossible right now and you usually keep the longing locked in a box under the sink). Or to generally sort through which things you can do something about and which things you can't.

idk, I find it helpful occasionally and I'm not even addressing it to anyone.

A thing someone said in my training yesterday

“Prayer is a form of meditation”

I kind of hate that I was immediately like “… you know what? she’s got a point”

#sam tag 🌌 #rb

[tricky-pockets]

welp, time to go get stabbed in the titties

Okay, but what if fantasy world with healing magic that works by using your own perceptual template of your body to restore damaged sections, and a hero discovering they're trans because they're the party tank and have to get healed a bunch

[tricky-pockets]

i hope yall know im dead serious about universal trans family. normalize trans people greeting each other in public bc of nothing other than both being trans. normalize taking care of one another like brothers and sisters. normalize loving one another unconditionally and treating one another with unconditional positive regard. this community needs to get stronger. every trans person is family. even if i don’t fucking like you i love you like family.

#I love having a million cousins 💖

[tricky-pockets]

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

#ok thank god #(I haven't even met the adorable catgirl yet so I'm counting this as Chilchuck) #GROUCHY UNION DAD #tag game #dungeon meshi

[tricky-pockets]

absolutely adore watching people get more horny on main as I do. like yesss bestie lets collectivize rubbing one out. like a spirit bomb but for faggotry

#... I should do more hornyposting

[tricky-pockets]

wasn't me, I've never finished that much of a story in my life

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.