trickstyloki

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Gonna introduce my own Group in the Cyverse.

Not gonna say much, except that they'll be called the White Serpent / Jormungandr.

#👀

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A hand goes to each of their chins, gently holding them as she drew their faces close to her’s. “Oh darlings, those were just warm ups. Now, how about I show you what mischief I can really get into?”

@cynthiaandsamus​

“Would a threesome with you gals be a Third Party Nintendo Game?”

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“But can you ladies keep up? I know you got practice, but I’m me.”

@cynthiaandsamus​

“Would a threesome with you gals be a Third Party Nintendo Game?”

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@cynthiaandsamus​

“Would a threesome with you gals be a Third Party Nintendo Game?”

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“Booty Calls are fine if you don’t overdo it. But relationships? If you go too quick, you might end up treating the other as someone to fill the hole left by myour divorce or find yourself comparing them to Ruby. Take it from someone who has a healthy, open, and ongoing relationship. Take a break from serious dating, have fun, get revenge by causing the end of the gods, then go play the field.”

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“Just don’t throw yourself at women for a little. Trust me, it needs time or it gets weird.”

“I know to be controlled… I think…. I alredy slid my number on King Arthur’s tits last night… I am back in the game Loki!” 

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“Just don’t throw yourself at women for a little. Trust me, it needs time or it gets weird.”

@diviniccii​

“It falls to me to play this song. Thor is useless with Memes.”

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@diviniccii​

“It falls to me to play this song. Thor is useless with Memes.”

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Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows. But everybody finds me hot and that makes everybody gay

Loki

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Loki: Go big or go home!

Sigyn: I'm begging you, Loki. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Loki, carrying a goat and a rope: I'm going big

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Interresting fact i discovered. All of the aesir wives with cheating husbands are called “rival of [mistress name]”. Sigyn however, is not named the rival of anyone. Loki is canonically a faithful husband.

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You know if Loki kills you, I’ll cover for him.

Sigyn, to ANYONE (via incorrectnorse-quotes)

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Loki: I am a them fatale.

Loki: My gender is a mystery but I am very sexy and dangerous.

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Loki, to Sigyn: Will you be the yee to my haw?

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Loki, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat: Does this answer your question?

Baldr: I- I never asked a question.

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@diviniccii @phantxmthief @exaltatuss Best telling. It's canon.

Myth Time: Loki and the Goat

Once upon a time, the ice giantess/goddess/resident “I-have-no-indoor-voice friend” Skadi was upset about Asgard killing her dad, so she kicked down the door to their victory party and went, “WHO’S THE LITTLE PISSANT WHO KILLED MY FATHER?”

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Loki: *sits down and stares at the wall*

Odin: Loki? What's wrong?

Loki: Bro, did you know that "rap" stands for rhyme and poetry?

Odin:

Odin: *sits down and joins Loki in staring at the wall*