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transedhausen · 22 hours
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Out of curiosity
And put the fandom its from in tags if you like reblog for sample size yadda yadda
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transedhausen · 2 days
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that one beyonce song. “born to be your protector, even though i know someday you’re gonna shine on your own”. being a little girl and looking up to your mother as the only woman on this planet that matters. being a teenager and forgetting, in your embarrassment to fit in and be your own person. being a young adult and remembering. your mama is the only woman that has bled and fought and cried for you even when you didn’t appreciate it. she kissed your boo boos, taught you how to blow your nose, wiped your red hot face when you had a fever, told you that no matter how big you get, you’re always her baby. the only woman that told you how proud you’ve made her, twenty-two years old with a job treating her and dad to dinner. being old enough to be on your own but realizing you will always need your mommy. being an adult and always giving her a kiss and a hug because you’ve got a hell of a lot catching up to do for all she’s done for you. loving your mama, mommy, mom. her loving you more, somehow.
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transedhausen · 4 days
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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transedhausen · 5 days
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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transedhausen · 6 days
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I can appreciate a man who's normal but I LOVE a man who's comparatively normal. A man who seems like a mess in a vacuum but as soon as you compare them to their friend circle you're like "oh. Oh wow. You're their idea of sensible."
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transedhausen · 7 days
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reblog for sample size !!
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transedhausen · 7 days
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@dykecassidy
if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke
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transedhausen · 7 days
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jack and punk feud + my kink is karma
“wishin’ you (punk) the best in the worst way/using your distress as foreplay/six months since april, and i’m (jack) doing better/no need to be hateful in your fake gucci sweater”
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transedhausen · 7 days
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is this anything
“back at my (anna) house, i got a california king/okay, maybe it’s a twin bed, and some roommates (dark order)/ don’t worry, we’re cool!/i heard you (jack) like magic? i got a wand and a rabbit!/so baby, let’s get freaky, get kinky, let’s make this bed get squeaky!”
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transedhausen · 7 days
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AND ANOTHER THING
orange cassidy + california
“‘cause i (orange) was never told that i wasn’t gonna get/the things (success and fame) i want the most/but people always say if it hasn’t happened yet/then maybe you should go”
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transedhausen · 7 days
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AND WHILE I’M FUCKING AT IT…
casual + best friends
“i (trent) thought you (chuck) thought of me better/someone you couldn’t lose”
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transedhausen · 7 days
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CHAPPELL ROAN Tiny Desk Concert
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transedhausen · 7 days
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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!
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transedhausen · 7 days
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this is abt girl chuck and girl trent btw
best friends feud + good luck, babe!
“and when you (chuck) wake up next to him (orange) in the middle of the night/with your head in your hands, you’re nothing more than his wife/and when you think about me (trent) all of those years ago/you’re standing face to face with ‘i told you so’”
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transedhausen · 7 days
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AEW Dynamite - January 22, 2020
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transedhausen · 7 days
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best friends feud + good luck, babe!
“and when you (chuck) wake up next to him (orange) in the middle of the night/with your head in your hands, you’re nothing more than his wife/and when you think about me (trent) all of those years ago/you’re standing face to face with ‘i told you so’”
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transedhausen · 8 days
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Fire Ant in a dance off
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