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I wrote an alternate ending to bojack lemme know what you think
Bojack wakes up coughing up black liquid.
“What the fuck,” Bojack mutters.
“When did I get here? Mustv blacked out.”
“Well might as well get a drink sense im here.”
Bojack walks into the bar, obviously confused.
There is only one seat at the bar.
“Bartender, something for my hangover and also what day is it?”
The bartender pours a drink not saying anything.
“Well, let’s see what's on the TV.”
Bojack grabs the remote and quickly flips through the channels.
Something grabs his eye.
He flips back to it.
It's something shitty he did interspliced with music from horsing around.
“What the fuck?”
He flips to another channel. It's something that happened in his life again that he's embarrassed about, interspiced with horsing around gags.
“This can't be right.”
Close up of Bojack's eyes, and through the reflection, you see he is frantically flipping through channels.
Bojack goes silent and turns the TV off. His eyes are dark.
He slowly sips his drink.
“Well, I guess... I really did it,” he says in a neutral voice.
Cut to Bojack jumping in the air, going, “Yippiee!”
Bojack is now drunk and slurring to the bartender, telling him jokes. But the bartender remains stoic and doesn't flinch or respond to anything.
“You're boring, you know that? You're no fun,” Bojack remarks.
“I don't need you, I don't need anyone.”
Bojack's face is on the table, arms supporting his head. He reaches for the TV remote and flips it on.
It's Todd.
“Whoa, this TV has this stuff too! Cool.”
Bojack watches Todd doing Todd things for a bit and laughs at him, seeming to have a good time.
Todd starts to put on a suit and looks neutral.
Todd arrives at a funeral; Todd is at Bojack's eulogy.
“I wonder what they will say about me, I gotta see this,” Bojack says.
The priest asks if anyone would like to give some words. Time passes, but nobody responds.
The priest gives a very basic retelling of Bojack's life, leaving out the bad parts, and eventually, the service ends.
“Is that it? Why didn't anybody say anything? What the hell?” Bojack questions.
As people are walking out, Todd talks to Princess Carolyn jovially.
“Hey, PC, how are ya doing? That was pretty rough, huh?” Todd says.
“I guess so. Honestly, it was bound to happen eventually,” Princess Carolyn responds.
“Bound to happen eventually?!” Bojack exclaims in a very surprised, angry voice.
Todd nods. “Bojack was a very troubled person. I hope he can rest in peace now,” he says.
“Yeah, me too,” Princess Carolyn agrees.
“Troubled person?!” Bojack exclaims in a surprised, angry voice.
“Shouldn't they be talking about how much they loved me?” Bojack questions.
Bojack visibly angry turns off the TV, and a drink is placed in front of him.
“You're the only one I can trust.”
“When I close out my tab, I'll give you a huge tip. Just you wait, buddy,” Bojack says, still drunk and obviously trying to make a scene, stretching his arms out and getting in the bartender's face.
The bartender stays stone-faced and doesn't respond.
Bojack stays in his face for a second, trying to get a response but quickly sits back down.
Bojack rests his head in his hands, tired, drunk, and visibly angry.
He sits in silence for a few seconds.
Bojack looks at the bartender and says, “What do they know? They are probably just jealous of me. Jealous they couldn't have a part of me. Yeah, yeah, that's it. They are just jealous.”
“Bartender, another round!” Bojack orders.
Bojack is even more drunk than before.
“I think it's about time I started heading home,” he slurs.
As he turns around, he realizes there's no door.
“Oh yeah, that's right. I'm stuck here,” he slurs almost incomprehensibly.
“I made a big oopsie. Oopsie, oopsie.”
He sits back down and lays his head down on the floor. He briefly opens his eyes and sees the TV remote right in front of him.
“Fuck it.”
He turns the TV on. There is static for a second, and the picture slowly comes into form, like an old tube television when they are warming up.
A close-up of Bojack's eye slowly gets bigger, obviously shocked.
The person on the TV is Diane.
She is talking to her husband Guy about Bojack.
“He was never a very good guy, so why do I care?” Diane says.
“Should I have gone to his funeral?” Diane asks.
“Definitely not,” Guy responds.
“Why do you say that, though?” Diane questions.
“Because you don't like the guy. Isn't that what you told him the last time you saw him?” Guy says.
“It's not that I didn't like him, I just couldn't stand seeing him hurt himself and refuse to get help,” Diane explains.
“I wanted him to be okay, but I realized he never would be, and that was his decision,” Diane continues.
“Just like it's your decision not to go to that funeral,” Guy concludes.
“I love you,” Diane says.
“I love you too,” Guy responds.
Cut to Bojack's face that's slowly panning and zooming out as a horrified, dead look is in Bojack's eyes.
Cut to the bottom half of the bartender's suit but not showing his face as he cleans a glass.
“Remember Bojack, you chose this.”
End scene with Bojack on the ground, the bar in disarray, and the bartender just cleaning a glass.
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I wrote a alternate ending to bojack in the middle of the night
scene: stylistic void with the bar being the only thing visible
bojack wakes up couphing up black liquid
“what the fuck” :Bojack
“when did i get here? (rubs his head) mustv blacked out”
“well might as well get a drink”
bojack walks into the bar obviously confused
there is only one seat at the bar
“bartender something for my hangover and also what day is it “
the bartender poors a drink not saying anything
“well lets see whats on shitty tv”
he grabs the the remote and quickly flips through the channels
something grabs his eye
he flips back to it
its something shitty he did interspliced with music from horsing around
“what the fuck”
he flips to another channel its something that heppend in his life again that hes embarresed about
interspiced with horsing around gags
“ this cant be right”
close up of bojacks eyes and through the reflection you see he is frantically flipping through channels
bojack goes silent and turns the tv off his eyes are dark
he slowly sips his drink
“well.. i guess.. i really did it ( he says in a nutral voice)
cut to bojack jumping in the air going “ yippiee”
no more work no more shitty people questioning me and HEY FREE BOOZ!”
bojack hops in his seat and slams the drink
“fuck yeah if i knew it would be like this i would have done it sooner”
“good booz, good television and nobody to bother me this is perfect”
cut to much later (put a spongebob gag idk)
bojack is now drunk and is sluring to the bartender telling him jokes but the bartender remains stoic and dosent flinch or respond to anything
“your boring you know that your no fun “
“ pfffff i dont need you i dont need anyone”
bojacks face is on the table arms supporting his head he reaches for the tv remote and flips it on
Its todd
“woah this tv has this stuff too!! cool”
bojack watches todd to todd things for a bit and he laughes at him and seems like he is haveing a good time
todd starts to put on a suit and looks nutural
todd arrives at a funel todd is at bojacks eulogy
“oooo i wonder what they will say about me i gotta see this”
the priest asks if anyone would like to give some words. time passes but nobody responds
the priest gives a very basic retelling of bojacks life leaving out the bad parts and eventually the service ends
bojack says “is that it? why didnt anybody say anything what the hell”
as people are walking out todd talks to princess carolyn
very jovily todd says “ hey pc how are ya doing? that was pretty ruff huh?
pc says “ i guess so honestly it was bound to happen eventually”
bojack says “bound to happen eventiually?!? in a very suprised angry voice”
cut back to todd nodding
todd says “ bojack was a very troubled person i hope he can reast in peace now”
Pc says “ yeah me too”
bojack says “torubled person!?!? in a suprised angry voice
bojack says “ shouldnt they be talking about how muuch they loved me”
bojack visibly angry turns off the tv and a drink is placed in front of him
“your the only one i can trust”
“when i close out my tab ill give you a huuuuuge tip just you wait buddy (bojack is still drunk and obviously trying to make a scene streaching his arms out and getting in the bartenders face)
the bartender stays stone faced and dosent respond
bojacks stays in his face for a seccond trying to get a response but quickly sits back down
bojack rests his head in his hands tired, drunk and visibly angry
he sits in silence for a few secconds
bojack looks at the bartender and says “ what do they know? they are probably just jelous of me jelous they couldnt have a part of me.. yeahh yeahh thats it they are just jelous”
“ bartender another round!!”
“ a while later (another spongbob gag?)
bojack is even more drunk than before
bojack gets up sluring his words
“ i think its bout time i started heading home” he slurs
as he turns around he realizez theres no door
“ oh yeah thats right im stuck here” he slurs almost incomprehensibly
“ i made a biiiiiiig oopsie”
“oopsie oopsie”
he sits back down and lays his head down on the floor he brifely opens his eyes and and sees the tv remote right in front of him
“fuck it”
he tuens the tv on there is static for a seccond and the picture slowely comes into from like on old tube televions when they are warming up
a close up of bojacks eye it slowly gets bigger and is obviously shocked
the person on the tv is diane
she is talking to her husband guy about bojack
“he was never a very good guy so why do i care” :diane
“should i have gone to his funeral?” :diane
“definitly not” :guy
“ why do you say that though” : diane
“because you dont like the guy isnt that what you told him the last time you saw him” :guy
“its not that i didnt like him i just couldnt stand seeing him hurt himself and refuse to get help” :diane
“ i wanted him to be okay but i realized he never would be and that was his decion” : diane
“just like its your decion not to go to that funeral” :guy
“ i love you” :diane
“ i love you too” : guy
cut to bojacks face thats slowly panning and zooming out as a horrified dead look is in bojacks eyes
cut to the bottom half of the bartenders suit but not showing his face as he cleans a glass
“ remember bojack you chose this”
End scene with bojack on the ground the bar in dissoray and the bartender just cleaning a glass
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My home town is destroying a homeless encampment and refusing to give any of the displaced people any resources or other options
I find this incredibly inhumane, and if you do, please flood their homeless reporting site with how you feel(it allowes you to submit anonymously)
I can't describe how angry this makes me please help me do something about it
https://denvergov.org/Online-Services-Hub/Report-an-Issue/issue/new-report
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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
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I'm DEPRESSED
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i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
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