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train on the water

boat on a track

#quotev #quotev quips #fuck quotev #yes this is a family guy reference

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boops you

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they are valid inkling girl is pretty silly

all my friends like splatoon but ive never played it. anyways who is that squid girl she precious i think

#quotev #operagxreal #true-opera-gx #supreme court #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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yaya do i have to throw out my alien plush from ikea before i join

can i be on ur side of the war :3

-@totally-real-quotev-promise

YES HOORAYYYYYYY @totally-ikea L L L L

#quotev #party city #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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sonic the hedgehog

this proves i am online too often

i have worse spelling when i CAN see so what does that say about me

#quotev #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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heyo i'm here to collect your info for the website! all are optional, and i'm sry if i already asked you (my spreadsheet got all funky)

Any names you use

Any corpverse relatives

Affiliation in the corp/gimmickverse (Such as browsers)

Occupation (Such as shitposter)

Your character's date of birth

Your character's place of birth

Your character's species

Character's Gender

Character's Height

Any major events within the corpversepersonalityappearanceany other lore

Any photos you'd like on your page! these r superhelpful for breaking text up

-@the-corporation-information-blog (@unity-real mod)

oh my god ok hi

quotev for a name

no relatives

website?? i guess

shitposter/reblogger? idk i don’t post very often anymore

i don’t have an exact date of birth for them so just like. somewhere in 2008

i have no idea where they were born. the notepad app

alien

agender

4’9. short

no lore or major events they don’t do much

here’s photos

#quotev #corporation info blog #unity #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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💥 explodes

quick!! corporate blogs reblog/interact this so i can add u to the website!!!

@realsafari plz reblog so ppl can see this

#quotev #unity #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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hey if ur a gimmick account reblog this so i can follow you

#i rarely post now but oh well

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hyperseocific poll time again

#OUGH this is hard #digital drawing pen

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everyone should pick eyes

turn this slut into a biblically accurate angel

#quotev #safari #fuck quotev #quotev quips

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explodes

uhh she/they/he

and antennae that work like a venus fly trap + knife :3

Corporate Gimmick Blogs.

I summon you all, once again. I'm about to make a list of the total amount of Corporate Gimmick Blogs (I've kinda lost count of you all, tbh) and their pronouns and magical abilities/weapons.

#quotev #the retailverse #fuck quotev #quotev quips

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man it’s 2 am over here

Good morning sluts

#quotev #duolingo #incognito mode #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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she/they/he :3

ATTENTION CORPO BLOGS. I need everyone pronouns for my fic so like just reblog with your pronouns please

tags

@totally-bing @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @the-true-internet-explore @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-real-google @subway-offical @speedway-official-unofficial @realsafari @official-fedex @samsung-music-official @nasa-real @yahoo-official @waffle-house-unofficial @the-official-apple @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @us-costco-official @america-runs-on-dunkin @burger-king-unofficial @burgerking-official @yandex-search-fr @duothelingo @tim-hortans-official @indisputably-ihop @definitely-wikipedia @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @youtube-music @totally-geico @actually-amazon @whataburger-unofficial @definitely-tor-browser-official @yahooo-official @undeniably-chevron @jack-in-the-box-official @bingle-official @walmart-the-official @disney-the-official @totally-mcdonalds @costa-official @asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise @the-real-twitter-bird @real-target @x-official @centers-for-disease-control @the-real-honda @bonafide-browser-brave @totally-germany @true-opera-gx@operagxreal @amazon-officialblog @the-mcdonalds @barnes-and-noble-official @official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @scotland-forever @totally-france @officialtheunitedkingdom @genuinely-germany @claires-unofficial @real-firefox @real-vivaldi-browser @chick-fil-a-unofficial @the-actual-real-android @the-real-ups @applebees-honestly @pub-subs-forever @big-mayo-official @fr-winn-dixie @i-swear-im-nokia @tgi-thursdays @def-bjs-guys @sony-official @the-mcdonalds @mcdonalds @totallyinnout @speedron @firehouse-subs-fr @unofficial-ihop @mcgeese @unofficial-copilot @asda-real @clippy-unofficial @costa-official @definitely-quicktrip @definitely-spencers-gifts @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear @incognito-mode-official @its-target-official @jollibee-real @kfcfingerlickingood @krita-the-artprogram @not-really-discord @officially-ikea @pinterest-real @real-sephora @the-official-princess-club @the-real-honda @acually-history

#quotev #fedex #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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I KNEW THAT TUMBLR USED IT BEFORE I STARTED SEEING IT ON QUOTEV AND I WAS ALWAYS HOLDING BACK SAYING “hey uh isn’t that from tumblr…”

fun fact: quotev stole the "i like ur shoelaces" thing years ago and i find it so funny seeing ppl on quotev who dont use tumblr thinking quotev started it😭

#quotev #quotev quips #Fuck you quotev #fuck quotev

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grrr

wha

#quotev #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

#quotev #quotev quips #fuck quotev

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same

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS EUGH

#quotev #wegmans #quotev quips #fuck quotev