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As a wise man once said. "I'm going to hard launch you the fuck out that window."

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behind every gay person there's a more evil gay person

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you're?? telling me the two gay men who have been living together for over a decade ,,,, likE like each other? well hot damn!

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there's a difference between them being gay individually. and even collectively. but we've never seen them self-describe their interactions as being gay together. at each other. daniel,,,,,,

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dan being a supportive friend (2014 -> 2024)

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thinking about dans interview with anthony padilla again... where its less of an interview and more of a catch up between friends, where dan is at his most comfortable by sitting like a frog staring at the ground or at the camera and mumbling all his sentences and also right at the beginning being terrified of anthony potentially trying to give him a bro handshake but getting really giddy when they compare hand sizes as if theyre middle schoolers flirting

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do you guys think Dan thought the hard launch was calling Phil is soulmate in BIG and is currently laughing at us right now

#phan

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there's a 3-4 y/o child in preschool right now who in 10yrs will find dan and phil on the internet and eventually post "3 years old in preschool eating dirt in 2024 i should've been experiencing daniel howell hard launching on the youtube community tab"

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Forget being boiled…we are being pan fried

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well yes

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i feel like my body just got ripped in half and sewn back together and then smushed into a fine paste and then glued back together and then put in a jar and shaken and then removed and dunked in cold water and scrubbed really really hard. what the fuck just happened.

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you're laughing. dan howell just posted a screenshot of himself replying 🧡 to a tweet from phil lester praising and supporting the filmed special of his stage show and captioned it 'gay' and you're laughing.

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phil: look dad i did a sport dan: i am a supportive friend

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hard launching on the youtube community channel is crazy wtf is wrong with you

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i've been avoiding tagging things with phan because it makes me cringe from association with my teen years but i think this occasion is momentous enough

#THESE WORDS #these are the words i didn't know how to say #but yeah uh phan real