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Ladies get you a man who will take note of you playing in the mud and sculpting the clay every time a pipe in the ground needs fixed and sincerely offers to dig you a mud pit just to play in despite being worn out from digging through the hell clay to fix the pipe

#I didn’t take the offer cause he worked so hard digging already but #the fact that he thought of that is just 🥰😭💕 #mine #personal #me

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Fiancé took macarons I made to work to share today and one guy went in to get another and there were none left so he went to the French bakery down the street and got some and then said he likes mine a lot better and asked if I could try and make a tres leches flavor and another guy asked how much it would be to get me to bake a whole batch just for him and since this was my second time making them (the first time being several years ago) I can’t even describe how happy it makes me to know they liked them so much☺️☺️☺️

#I was worried they wouldn’t like them at all and they loved them ☺️ #mine #personal

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Fun, easy-to-follow sewing patterns by RosieTaylorCrafts

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*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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#the way I excitedly yelled to my fiancé that the last update lets Siri acknowledge your thank you

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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

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Fiancé got me flowers🥰

#he said he picked the one with best sunflower cause they’re my favorite #he’s such a sweetheart #I love him so much #mine #personal

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The steam cleaner my mom ordered me for Xmas got here today and omg i love it so much, I am steam cleaning everything I possibly can from now on

#i used it to clean several things today I’ve filled the tank 3 times #which the wait time before refilling is nice cause it forces me to take a break👍 #mine #personal

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Manipulative abusive ex now spreading a bunch of lies to everyone she can about what happened to make us look like terrible people when she planned all of it from before our relationship even started and abused and used the shit out of us and we gave in to her every fucking whim and took all her abuse for over a fucking year and it’s been a few months since we broke up and she can’t just grow the fuck up and stop harassing us just cause her cruel plan to ruin my relationship with my fiancé and take him all to herself didn’t work 🤬😤

#i just want her to leave us the fuck alone #like seriously this bullshit #I hope she gets what she deserves #mine #personal

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want to cry for real

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Got them all clean and ready to use 😍🌈🥰🏳️‍🌈

#the happy center of my brain is fucking exploding rn #rainbow #mine #personal

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It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving this

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Sister inherited fiesta ware she didn’t want and gave it to me cause she knows I’ve always dreamt of having a kitchen full of it and I’ve finally been able to lead test it all and only one bowl was positive for lead! I’ve only got this stack of plates and the mugs clean so far but every time I pass by them it makes my brains happy center light up🥰

#there’s a stack of smaller ones and bigger ones along with bowls a serving plate butter dish and salt/pepper shakers #I’m so fucking happy and can’t wait to eat off them #the lead bowl is now the catch all bowl for keys and change by the front door #mine #personal

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My mom said she’ll get me steam cleaner for Xmas! I’m so fucking excited, I won’t need flare causing cleaners and I’ll be able to get more done before I need a break cause they clean quicker/easier 🥳☺️

I’m ganna steam clean the shit out my oven so hard it won’t know what hit it😈

#I’m in my accept that you need things to make your life easier era and it’s fantastic #mine #personal