biblically accurate minthara
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i feel like you give me a very warped idea of what asoiaf is like
honestly it’s mostly about people eating very sumptuous dinners and describing each other‘s cool outfits and then at a distant second place like also the cycle of violence and gender and misogyny and class and the dangers of reactionary politics and false prophets and also dragons. and not in the fun way it is also about tits. and orientalism. but really what these books are fundamentally about is that blonde people are dangerous and evil. 
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when your wife says shes not going to mcdonalds again tonight so you have to go to bed hungry on the couch at 7pm
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does Ramsay nut in his pants watching human centipede?
does a bear shit in the woods?
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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Think this often about my boy
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies
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Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy
me: not true
Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform
me: thats right
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