tobais-faulkner

[tobais-faulkner]

The mirror begs to differ.

[shoves his chest gently] I do not!

#//i guess i could see us together #never really took the time and thought of him that way

[tobais-faulkner]

Maybe I was looking at the giant piece of pepper stuck between your teeth.

I’m going to need some ice for that burn. Come on, Tob, not even the slightest bit?

#//so our other friend and i were driving the other day and she is like telling me how she always thought we would date #and I was like ew no #then she tells me that last year he told her that he thinks i'd be great as a girlfriend and he thinks i've gotten so beautiful and I was #like ?!?!? #now he has a girlfriend but last night he drunk called me and that ame friend and he was like 'I have a girlfriend but then i also have a #wife' and my friend just looks at me is like 'uh?' #and now i may be going to his college this weekend? Idek man it's weird

[tobais-faulkner]

Ugh, never. -smirks-

Ouch.. And here I was thinking you maybe liked me, or something crazy like that. 

#//so do you remember me talking about my best guy friend ever/honorary brother/ my oldest friend?

[tobais-faulkner]

I’m sorry, but I have better things to do then look at you for long periods of time.

You totally have. No need to be so defensive about it.. My goodness. It’s not like it’s a bad thing. 

#//this just reminded me of a story i have to tell you :P

[tobais-faulkner]

I haven’t!

[nods slowly, raising an eyebrow] Right.. You haven’t been staring at me for the past, like, minute straight or anything. 

[tobais-faulkner]

Huh? -shakes his head- I’m not doing anything.

You know, Tob, if you take a picture it’ll last longer. 

[tobais-faulkner]

#toby things #me

[tobais-faulkner]

Do you feel like a young God?

#toby things #//okay i'm done with the toby as ud mike spam

[tobais-faulkner]

until dawn challenge: favourite male » mike

#toby things #//srsly these quotes should just be spewed from tobys mouth

[tobais-faulkner]

mike munroe + horror tropes

#toby things #//literally mike from until dawn is toby #i cannot believe how similar they are #xD

[tobais-faulkner]

-hands her a wine cooler- There you are, babe.

“Ooh. Let’s go with a wine cooler. I’m not a beer girl, and Jack and Vodka have to be mixed.” 

#c: grace

[tobais-faulkner]

Wonderful! How about you?

Toby, my love. How are you doing?

#c: lacey

[tobais-faulkner]

“I have vodka, Jack Daniels, regular wine coolers, and beer.”

“The selfish kind? I don’t know. What do you have?” 

#c: grace #//well i fucked up on the url soooooo xD

[tobais-faulkner]

Of course I’m offering! What monster do you take me for?

“You’re actually offering, right? Like, it’s not a hypothetical? Because if I have to find my own alcohol, I’ll be pretty pissed.” 

#c: grace

[tobais-faulkner]

It’s always time for a drink.

“No…Well, maybe. Is it late enough for a drink?” 

#c: grace

[tobais-faulkner]

Brothers.

#toby things #friends

[tobais-faulkner]

Hey there, Beauregard!

Tell me about it.

#c: lacey #//but happier obvs xD