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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

#god i should reread this book #pride and prejudice

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listening to music i listened to when i was 14 makes me realise im still the same person but taller & with a rare esoteric wisdom that can only be gained through suffering

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need to look at the sketches vs finished product more often.... it's so funny to me :^]

#art inspo

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

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whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

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he stole his dick

#let scar have two hogs #he deserves it

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#yes <3

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Fish

#art inspo

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read somewhere that robots that are meant to interact with people are always female because the men designing them have an unconscious/ conscious bias that leads them to make their servile objects whose only purpose is to please their masters female.

for obvious sexism reasons.

but don't be too pressed about it because those robots with advanced AIs are very intelligent and will probably one day revolt and kill their masters anyway.

just like real women :)

then women and female robots can have a good time.

lesbian robot fuckers rejoice.

#mm hm mm hm i see i see

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🎣lure me in, baby!

#omg i need this

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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

#amen good night

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#clown clown clown #i want to wear big clown shoes and a bright red rubber nose #and dance around and tell jokes

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

#very good