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Cleo's face journey to this horn is so good
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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His grock
You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,
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does tf1 even exist? all i ever hear about is tf2....did they just make a sequel but forget to make the first one?
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Etho should've sold his tissue box for the Gamer's Outreach auction
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What if I made some CraftedMovie-era Grian skins into skins with his modern design instead of Link
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watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet
following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)
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So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet
Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list
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(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)
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Him after watching a cosplay of “Hey Bdubs where’s your boyfriend?” (With someone cosplaying Bdubs, the other cosplaying Etho)
JIMMY SOLIDARITY WHEN I CATCH YOU
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Cupquake and Red smokin weed in the Aether call that Sky High Saturday
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anyway for the anon who asked for grian's modern skin going ^_^ here's the whole server
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If you could put one F-bomb in all of the Life Series, where would you put it?
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etho's workout routine and results! (x)
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Put this one in the bracket, coward. /kidding
Just remembered about these CraftedMovie skins
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Desert duo should kiss platonically
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hey. uh. zed. what did you just say?
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Shitty Hermitcraft fact: Etho's left eye is red because he was cursed by an evil genie to always be high on that side of his body
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