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reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

#☆ jer's interests #☆ rare #☆ sunny-side up #☆ bit of hazelnut creamer and a sprinkle of coco powder #★ adrian's interests #★ medium #★ omelette #★ mocha breve #☑ tpq

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2017 moon chart! 😄😄

#☾ wolfbitten #☽☾ werejer things #☢ jer's powers #☑ tpq

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#[ ic ] #jer is tired #(( casual reminder to update Jer's derpy art to his new look ))

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Trying to get out of this weird slump I’m in.  Redrew Jer and ‘Pinchy’, since Jer mentioned him…it during one of his CAH games.

To be fair, Pinchy really did like the attention before Jack and Maddie melted it.

#⇪ home #dredging the archive #▹ jer's past #before jer broke #pinchy the ghost scorpion

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(( Jer’s art skills, everyone. ))

#reblogging this for no reason #jer's dad everyone #dredging the archive #⇪ home

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Hypnotic Ultraviolet Photographs of Lush Flowers by Craig Burrows

Southern California based photographer Craig Burrows’ flower project called “UVIVF” that explores the exquisite beauty of flowers photographed with ultraviolet induced fluorescent images.

Keep reading

#☢ jer's powers #jer's ultraviolet vision #casual reminder that jer's eyes can detect a small portion of the ultraviolet spectrum #so he might get colors wrong sometimes #this is also why he loves blue so much because it's right in the range where it's not *too* intense but still looks cool #☑ tpq

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#❤ soulbound flight #❥ partners in time #this is so jer when he decides to cook dinner for whatever reason #poor adrian #☑ tpq

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down to earth | By Niilo Isotalo

#☆ jer's interests #☆ secluded spaces #✪ base of operations #☑ tpq

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reblog this if you actually like following me.

#✖ (( out of sync )) #this is a redundant post #of course i like you if i follow you #heck i like about 90 people i don't follow for dash reasons #i like everyone that isn't a jerk

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{The only proof of this user’s existence is a blurry photograph from 1968 or some shit}

#time shenanigans #jer is like next level cryptid sometimes #he's been blamed for mothman at least a dozen times

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Some concepts for Jer and Adrian’s mains on their favorite VRGMMO, MirythiaVR.  

Adrian’s is Arc Wayfinder, a simple Aeran ranger that tends to get insanely lucky drops and therefore has accrued some rather OP gear and high crafting skills.  Most of his gear is terrifyingly hellish looking.  He’s also dabbled in claw weapons (out of boredom one day) and finds the build extremely fun.  So while he’s a ranger, he’s also fond of tanking (as long as someone is healing him).

He’s the leader of a guild called The Haven, who currently controls 10% of the map in a single territory, mostly out of fun.  They lose it about every other week.

His war mount Scáth is one of the rarest in the game, and is a small tank on her own when not being ridden into battle.  He got her through a handful of random item ticket’s Jer’d given him, while Jer got pretty much nothing out of them.  Jer’s still mad about it because the horse matches his color scheme and everything, mannn -

On the other hand, Jer is OP enough.  Recently promoted to full fledged Game Master on his main, Jer has access to rather insane gear and powers himself. An Aeran Mage, he focuses mostly on healing and buffing, but can also resurrect dead players (if he feels like it) and use devastating debuffs, and is a dedicated member of just about any squad. Meaning he WILL lecture you if you do something dumb and get squashed.

Jer prefers cosmetic items to visible armor, and has a large wardrobe for various occasions and events.  His favorite by far is his new GM uniform, custom designed by His Lady herself.  Spooky space theme and all.  His dad is so jealous.  (yes, Danny plays too)

Although he’s a healer, he’s also a terrifying damage dealer.  His favorite tactic in group battles is to fly over and drop into a group, before setting off an AOE debuff and Thunder Bombing them.  

#✍ (( mun draws a thing )) #old arts are old #casual reminder that jer and adrian are rpg nerds #katamun is going to try and paint over these old sketches in SAI

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Reblog if your icon would punch a nazi

#time shenanigans #guess what we're making this canon

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👀 Who amoung you and adrian is more sexually adventurous?

“Adrian–”  Jer blurted out, before clamping his hands over his mouth in shock.

Darn these truthful asks.

#anon #▹▹ jer talks #third tag #fourth tag #fifth tag #mildly nsfw #oh hey look jer's actually wearing his ring on his hand for once

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Hiking | ( by Elliot Hawkey )

#☆ jer's interests #☆ secluded spaces #✪ base of operations

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Yo, so, I’ve noticed some strictly SFW blogs I follow have ended up with very detailed porn posts and I am 100% sure that it is not their doing.

If you see any porn pop up on my dash AT ALL LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY.

Seriously this isn’t funny if somehow Tumblr is letting this happen.

Just send me a message with “hey there’s this post you made with pornography in it did you post that??” and the answer will be a firm NO. followed by me trying to find out what the fuck happened and where it came from.

So, again: LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE ANY PORN POP UP ON MY DASH. I DID NOT POST IT. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. IT IS NOT ALLOWED ON MY BLOG AT ALL.

#out of sync #def let me know if this happens on any of my blogs #i do not reblog that sort of thing and frankly looking at it gives me the squick

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👀 When is that last time you and ian had a true brotherly (no fighting) moment?

“I guess…it was probably my wedding?  He was actually really cool the whole time and wasn’t a complete asshat about me being so nervous.  He seemed like he was having a blast during the reception, too.  I haven’t seen him much since then.”

#anon #▹▹ jer talks #✔ memeing #👀 meme #⇪ home #☑ tpq

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If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!

William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*

#this is relevant to jer's interests #he's gotta go tell will about this haha