Why do I follow you, I haven’t even the slightest clue as to what happened here right now.
Journal Entry #2
Can sucking dick be considered cardio?
I know it sounds crazy…
…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!
But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:
But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.
I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.
Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.
-Mark
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@tycr0by and @pastel-anonymous: Here’s Dark/Wilford with round glasses, and a hamster with a cute hat
Thank you!
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–– am i crazy?
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wig? snatched.
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happy friendship day!!
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friendship day @ noon
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If you don’t love him at his
then you don’t deserve him at his
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pretty much everyone right now haha
but seriously, I loved this video so much!!
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wilford. motherloving. warfstache.
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How I imagine the new Warfstache video is gonna go
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I want to see my little boy!
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“You’re gonna pay for what you did…”
IM SO FUCKING HYPED FOR THIS. WOW.
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yall don’t think detective abe is gonna be the one that causes wilford to talk like the way that he does? like, abe’s gonna lose it for a second and punch wilford right in the jaw, and it breaks, and that’s how wilford is stuck talking like that?
hhhhhh
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important in regards to the upcoming wilford video and this post!!!!
brokencinema on instagram accidentally teased a video on his instagram story about the upcoming wilford video. please, if you do see that video still around, please remove it!
thank you @brokencinema for letting us know! we are all very excited for the project you and mark are working on! 💕
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So THIS side looks like a list of locations, possibly where Will has been sighted or maybe killed.
The OTHER side seems like possible aliases he has gone under, like Waldorf Juniper and Walson Jackson
Abe has been investigating for a long time I’m guessing
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