theyellowtriceratops

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ptv said “i cant run because betrayal won’t come from my enemies” and then i graduated to “cause all of my enemies started out friends help me hold onto you” and i’ve never forgotten my roots

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THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOLLL FUNYU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (i am losing my mind)

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I feel like if taylor comes out ever, hetlors will try to rewrite history and be like “I don’t know what hetlors you’re talking about bc *I* never sent death threats” except they’re all saying that. Or they’ll be like “I still think gaylors were invasive, I’m just happy she got to come out on her own terms” or some bs like that. But it doesn’t really matter

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dasher waiting for order… what about dancer and prancer and vixen???

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everything they tell you about early diagnosis is a lie. it wouldn’t have been easier if you’d gotten diagnosed at 3, 6, 9, or 12. when you have autism, allistic people don’t care. they wont consider it when they speak to you, they won’t consider it when they babysit you, they won’t consider it when they teach you, they won’t consider it when they bully you, they won’t consider it when they lie, gaslight, rinse, and repeat. yes, an early diagnosis may help you understand yourself more, but there’s a sense of naivety in believing that other people will understand you more as well. people will assign you malice that you couldn’t fathom. even if you get diagnosed early, you’ll still spend all of your teenage years masking to try to fit in. even if you get diagnosed early, you’ll realize that masking is killing you. even if you get diagnosed early, the schools can still turn you down for accommodations. being diagnosed early will not save you from the fate of seeing how many people want to eradicate us. of seeing how many people would rather have their children die of a communicable disease than be like us. of hearing people say that the only reasons they hate us are our symptoms. early diagnosis is a privilege by all means, but it won’t make many things easier.

#actually autistic #actually autistic adult #autistic adult #autism #early diagnosis #tbh i’m just rambling

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oh to be taking edibles with taylor swift

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it could be worse; you could have the hiccups

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why is no one talking about this word play???

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not taylor performing evermore on the last night of pride month shes so loud

#taylor swift #eras tour #surprise song #gaylor

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you don’t eat pussy like it’s oreos you eat pussy like you’re rolling a blunt

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i want to make a milkshake with the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream i bought yesterday but i can’t make a mess in the kitchen without my mom yelling at me but i can’t clean up the kitchen without smoking a bowl first but i can’t smoke a bowl first without my mom leaving the house and therefore i can’t do anything for the next three hours

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your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

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#i love mev

You know we only ever really "learn" how to bathe in our youth as it is taught to us by our parents and from then on most people kinda just bathe the same way right. And like barring actively deciding to do it the only way most people change their bathing habits is if they bathe with a loved one and get convinced to do somethi g different in the bath bc its cleaner/faster/whatever bc of them. Ok heres the thesis statement. The lack of communal bathing in society is holding us back from discovering The Ultimate Bathing

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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i hope i'm not just a mutual to y'all but a "oh god they're posting again"