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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

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either end of that spectrum is acceptable!

jason todd died for this

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why is it so common for men to think that batman is the epitome of mental and emotional stability???

“batman doesn’t have time for mental illness/a sigma male should be nonchalant/batman is too strong mentally to have issues like that.”

HELLO‼️‼️‼️‼️LIKE ACTUALLY HELLO.

did you guys forget the state that tim drake found him in after jason died? bro wasn’t just unstable, he was poorly constructed in the first place😭 he couldn’t even properly make simple decisions to keep himself alive. also are we forgetting his little bout of extremely suicidal behavior???? i mean he’s always had suicidal and non-self preserving tendencies, but after jason’s death (and honestly after anything significantly bad happens), he just doesn’t care anymore😭. he expresses an extreme want for his enemies to grant him the gift of death as a reprieve from the fact that he IS SO UNSTABLE. he does not know how to deal with any extreme emotion 😀.

not only were the foundations of his identity ripped away after his son’s death (literally any one of them), but they were also just within his reach at the same time!

it’s widely known between EVERY batman fan that his logic is highly flawed and his morality is as firm as soft wood AT BEST. not to say that he doesn’t have a strong moral compass, but he doesn’t necessarily always go in the direction that his compass points him in.

so for people to say that he’s completely mentally and emotionally stable…. what the fuck does stable mean to you guys😭

you man-whores need to stop modeling yourselves off of batman… no wonder you get absolutely ZERO bitches

#batman #dc comics #dc #bruce is a sad man #bruce is so done

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take some jasons

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Jason: Okay, so get this.

Jason: You make ten meals, you're not a cook.

Jason: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.

Jason: But you kill ONE PERSON—

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begging for forgiveness i never was actually gonna put anyone in the soup😔🙏🏾

#in the soup

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father, mentor😔… BASTARD!

I don’t know what kills me more, Jason’s epitaph for Dick or Tim

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me eating mercury thermometers

Bring this shit back, idgaf

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Back at it again.

Now with Alfred

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it is true.

Twelve year old Robin, currently kidnapped: Is it true you used to date my dad?

Two Face: w h a t

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Batman starting beef with a cow and a cat now 😔

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- Dan Mora, NYCC 2023

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