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'at least we never woke up to a Labour government!!!' yeah good we woke up to a nightmare Tory hellhole dystopia every day for 14 years instead where they've scrapped a whole bunch of our rights instead, we really dodged a fucking torpedo there didn't we

#You turn the news on and sort of think “huh. might as well have watched The Hunger Games” #But yeah tell me again how labour is so evil #/sarcasm #*crying* #uk politics #fuck the tories

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Younger me, looking at Chloe Bourgeois: I can fix her

Thomas Astruc: No, the fuck you cant.

*Seasons 4 and 5 occur

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I love that season 5 of Miraculous Ladybug brought back Lady Noir and Mr. Bug. Both because it was a fun episode, and because it gave me hope that maybe—just maybe—we might see the return of Multimouse in season 6.

Hear me out!

I know that Mylène is the holder of the mouse miraculous, but imagine there’s an episode where she’s sick and cannot participate in a mission that absolutely requires the mouse miraculous. Adrien, who’s seen the mouse miraculous expertly wielded in the past by someone he has become a verified simp for in the interim, would pull Ladybug aside and suggest they temporarily give it back to Marinette. Afterall, the only reason Marinette didn’t work out in the past was because Chat Noir found out her secret identity, but he knows the identities of several of their teammates now and it’s no big deal. They know they can trust Marinette, and surely Mylene wouldn’t mind if it's for the greater good.

Marinette would flail and insist that they cannot give the mouse to Marinette maybe a skosh too loudly, catching the attention of the other heroes who showed up to fight whatever akumatized villain they happen to be fighting. Carapace would go, “WOAH! You’re thinking about bringing in Marinette? That’s great!”

Then Minotaurox, forgetting that no one knows that he’s Ivan, and has a unique connection to Mylène, would chime in, “Polymouse LOVES Marientte! She would definitely lend her her miraculous!”

And everyone starts talking about how great Marinette is, and Chat Noir is just standing there beaming while Ladybug’s struggling to find a reasonable excuse not to give in. But now everyone is practically chanting “Mar-In-Net! Mar-In-Net!” except for Alya, Kagami, and Felix, who are all fully aware of why Ladybug cannot ask Marinette for help. And then she gets an idea.

Ladybug explains that asking someone to lend out their miraculous is a tremendous imposition, and that they will only approach Polymouse about the idea if (and she pauses to count how many heroes are present) 4 out of 7 of them agree that it's the right thing to do. They do a show of hands, and the pro-Marinette team wins with Felix, hand unabashedly raised, staring Marinette dead in the eyes, because he can't wait to see what she's going to do. 

And Marinette then has to slink off with Alya to concoct some overly complicated plan to use both mirculouses at the same time with none of their teammates realizing what’s going on.

Meanwhile, Adrien is so excited to have his girlfriend on the team that he cannot stop making cat and mouse jokes. Which start off innocently enough, but progressively get more flirty as the mission goes on because he just cannot help himself. Unfortunately for him though, the Multimouse he’s talking to is actually an illusion being controlled by Rena Rouge, who does not understand the history between Chat Noir and Marinette. Noticing something’s off, Adrien remembers that the last time Marinette and Chat Noir interacted, he broke her heart. And while they left things on as friendly a note as possible at the time, he starts to worry that Marinette is still hurt. He spends the rest of the mission trying to have a heart to heart with Marinette to see if they can still be friends, while Alya is desperately trying to shake him off, dodging attempted hugs and reassuring hands on the shoulder, because Chat Noir is constantly on the verge of exposing everything in his attempts to salvage his friendship with Ladybug’s secret identity.

I mean, that would be a fun episode, right? It’s not just me?

#Ok but that is absolutely the most FELIX thing to do ever

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One of my friends called me a hazard after I declared myself a "strong, independent whatever-the-fuck-I-am"

Therefore from now on whenever anyone asks me my gender I'm gonna say hazard.

Thank you and goodnight.

#“what's ur gender” #um hazard obviously #“ya but like what's in ur pants” #osha violations next question #Gender #gender identity #trans stuff #gender stuff #trans things #queerness #gender critical #Tagging “gender critical” to see if I can piss off some transphobes

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Alya, Nino, Marinette, and Adrien are the type of friend group who you can't tell if they're dating or not. Like it doesn't matter who's actually in a relationship with who, Nino will still carry Marinette on his back when she's exhausted from staying up late, Alya will refuse to stop talking about how talented Nino is with his music and how he deserves so much more credit, Adrien will get scolded by Marinette for not eating breakfast, and Adrien will grab Alya just to fix her hair. Like they all give off the biggest polyamory vibes even if none of them are dating within the group.

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🎊🎉IT'S GABI GRASSETTE DAY!🎉🎊

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I had the weirdest fucking dream where I came across this post with the caption "all three of these people could have stopped 😢" (I'm not sure but it meant something about "they could have changed" yada yada) anyway the image was of Ms Bustier and like a five year old Chloe Bourgeois spray painting "Barry B. Benson" and the entire script of the bee movie onto a brick wall in yellow paint.

#miraculous ladybug #Caline #Chloe bourgeois #ml art #bee movie #For clarity I think that either barry b benson or the bee movie itself were the third person

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Britons to delay holidays in Europe to avoid digital border chaos after Brexit

Britons stand to postpone trips to EU countries to avoid travel chaos when the new European Union border system (EES) is introduced later this year, INews reports.

The automated system for non-EU nationals to register when they cross the EU’s external border is expected to come into effect in October. The innovation will require non-EU travellers to undergo facial scans and register their fingerprints.

Travellers have been warned to stock up on extra time to beat the extra queues and remember that their insurance may not cover losses due to border delays.

One travel expert who spoke to i even advised British travellers to postpone EU trips for at least two weeks after the system comes into force. This comes after the Eurostar boss told the BBC that the app, designed to make it easier for British travellers to cross the Channel, would not be ready for the introduction of the new EES system.

Ashford Borough Council previously told MPs that travellers could face 14-hour or longer queues at the border after the new scheme was introduced post-Brexit.

Read more HERE

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Part 206 of my bakery “enemies” au!

THE END!! I can't believe I finally completed this. When I first started this comic, I had no idea that it would end up being this long. A little over 3 years and over 200 parts, so around 2000 panels. (My folder that holds all my files relating to this comic is 3 GB with 2,017 items....). I honestly can't believe that I managed to stick around to the end of this. Thank you all so much for the support, I never imagined that so many people would care about this comic when I started it!

Of course, there are still some loose threads. The kwamis and Nathalie for example, but the core of this series has always been about the emotional conflict between Marinette and Adrien, and that has been resolved. I have some epilogue ideas to cover those loose ends, but this comic has already taken so much of my time and I'm not sure I want to promise that I'll get around to it. ... But who knows. Maybe!

For now, Adrien and Marinette will get some long-deserved rest.

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When I say “school should be disability accessible”, I don’t just mean we need handicap rails and EAs. Kids should be able to miss a day without failing out of school. You shouldn’t be dismissed from clubs because your attendance record is “spotty” (true story). I once missed an entire week of school because of a terrible, unending migraine. I was expected to keep up with my studies despite the blinding pain that came with working on my computer. When I heard my teachers say that you couldn’t miss exams, I asked what I would have to do to be excused from them. Their response? “Either get a doctor’s note an hour before the exam or death of an immediate family member.”

I cannot express how rigid this expectation was. First of all, with my condition, I wouldn’t have enough warning about my sickness to go to the doctor and request a note. For many people, this is exceptionally difficult, especially with the current shortage of medical professionals. Next, it ignores the fact that my schedule may not line with theirs because of my medical needs. Once, I had to visit a hospital a province away (which I was on the waiting list of for over a year) on the same day as an exam. I begged my mother not to take me because I was so nervous that I would be marked as an automatic fail. I was lucky enough to make it work, but that’s only because of my spectacular support system consisting of family members and wonderful doctors.

Disabilities aren’t always about needing a bus that can accommodate wheelchairs. It’s already difficult enough for many of us to maintain school attendance without the harsh punishments involved for skipping a day. We need to be able to miss school without being punished. Only than can you claim that the school is “accessible”

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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Hello my American followers!!!! I have questions for you (they're all genuine don't worry I'm not making fun I'm just curious):

Do you know what "trousers" means in English?

Do you know what a sausage roll is?

When you read The Hunger Games, are there references you get because it's set in America?

What the hell is the Gateway Arch? Like I know it's a thing but why was it built?

Have you ever heard a Scouse accent? (If not, I dare you to go listen to the Blood Brothers soundtrack, not only is it awesome but it's all set in Liverpool). Before you ask - yes I can understand that accent, because it's how half of my family speaks.

In a similar vein, have you ever heard a Wolverhampton accent? Because that's how the rest of my family speaks.

Do you have ALDI or Sainsbury's? Or Tesco's?

Do your streets have names? Because there's one near me called Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate and I can't imagine not having shit like that to laugh at.

Do you know who Henry VIII is? (Or if you learned about him via SIX, did you know about him before?)

What does the word "Tudor" bring to mind?

The last two are basically market research, because I'm writing a book based on the Tudor dynasty but I don't know how much knowledge is a normal amount of knowledge about the Tudors, and also I know that some Americans don't know who they and it just stunned me because that era of history was like. Half my education so I just can't imagine not knowing (in fairness I could talk for hours about Tudor propaganda but I won't).

Thank you!!!!!

#america #usa #united states

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I know Miraculous Ladybug is something most people gave up on a long time ago (maybe around the time the creator did a canonical self insert?), but I can't stop coming back to how ridiculous it is.

Spoilers Ahead I guess, if anyone still cares.

Like, a big reveal is that Adrien, Felix, and Kagami are all magically created and controlled creatures because their parents wanted kids (???) but couldn't have them.

And like. IVF and surrogacy exist????? And would easily explain why Adrien and Felix are identical?? And all their parents are rich as fuck and can definitely afford it???

But no. We've reached the 2020s without imploding as a society and they're still using the made-a-faustian-deal-for-a-child-and-whoops-the-cost-was-me trope? In a modern setting? This isn't Merlin, where they use it to fridge the queen and explain Uther's hate-boner for magic and also don't have the assistive reproductive technology we do.

Also, we know Miraculous has some level of reproductive assistance, because their lesbian teacher is expecting a kid. And given they excuse their lack of good writing with it being a kids show, I doubt they're implying she achieved that the 'old fashioned way' of getting a sperm donation. So, MLB definitely has IVF treatments.

#Op I was honestly gonna scroll past this but “canon is a forest and I'm planning a gender reveal” #is the most ominous fucking tag I've ever seen #are you all good

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I keep changing my lineart sorry

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how am i supposed to go about my day normally after watching the miraculous ladybug seasom 5 finale??

#me when my parents announced that we were going to yorkshire wildlife park as I emerged from my room shaking and sobbing #catch me sobbing in the lion enclosure ig