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Look. I know it wasn't the best decision I could have made, but I made it and I'm sticking to it. Besides- *monkey's paw uncurls one finger* Wait. What do you mean by that. What do you fucking mean by that
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THE WORK THAT YOU COWARDS WON'T DO
A Prey (2017) playlist for Alex Yu and Morgan Yu and a neuromod-fueled bout of playing god.
“I used to think we couldn't be trusted to play with fire without burning the house down. But you convinced me. You showed me anything was possible, even if the price was steep."
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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed
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Drew this out of this fandom’s lack of Papyri.
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I think you can define The Occult as a decentralized mythology that draws from a myriad of sources, including religion, philosophy, and science, with a particular focus on odd or rejected knowledge.
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forcefem basement group chat:
unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(
feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator
repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine
Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
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the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk
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(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why
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Hello, Mr. Kramer from my high school choir class.
There can be only one.
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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years
the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term
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beaming this image back to 2017
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one of my favorites of all time
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just a few more weeks and then I'll finally see my dog again. I love my dog. her name is Allie but I call her Albert
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TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.
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