thereelprincenoctis

[thereelprincenoctis]

Cinnamon French Toast

#nsfw

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@themissimmortal Ray’s chapter. 

With thanks to @rikusqueenofhearts for the edit. 

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...I do not smell like fish you guys. >__<

Does Noctis smell like fish

not a bad smell if u kno wha i meeaaan ;;;;;;))))))))))) im sorry

He does, he definetly does.Do you remember that dumb perfume SE was selling saying it was how he smelled or whatever the fuck? It was lemon scented bc Ignis keeps throwing lemons at him in hopes of getting rid of that awful, gut wrenching, stinky and sticky fish smell that penetrated deep inside his old man soul. Have this gif but picture the dog as kid noctis fishing for the first time

#thereelprincenoctis #that poor dog #so cute #i'm still laughing at it though #because i'm kind of sadistic i guess #or masochistic if that's supposed to be me...

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Seems legit.

#walking around on my leg #fishy memes #this checks out #seems fishy tho #thereelprincenoctis

[thereelprincenoctis]

Sure it is! You're shielding me from schistosomiasis. @shirtsarereal amiright?

#seriously don't Google image search schistosomiasis #can't unsee #forever unclean #does going shirtless make you immune to that junk?

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I gotta say. Ignis makes some good cock.

#nsfw #new recipeh #now I'm craving papa bird and baby bowl #iggyyyyyy I'm hungryyyy #and thirsty #just sayin'

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@idontbelieveinshirts You can wrestle a gar, right?

#i seriously want that lure back

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#i refuse to accept this #not going back to totomostro again for another godsdamned big master typhon lure #Pink Jade gar #dank fish memes #thereelprincenoctis

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I heard that Prince Noct had a six pack. That he was shredded.

Bodybuilding’s not really my style, but I’ve got a decent six pack.

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...Wait... 

Did you just make a fish pun?

Omg you look just like the prince, did you have work done?

Not a big fan of work. Besides, I am the real prince. :P

#you come into my house

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#thereelprincenoctis #wennath salmon #rachsia bridge has some fintastic fishing #can't stop noct #dank fish memes

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Next time we’re at the Vesper Pool, I’m trying this. 

Without a shirt. Sorry @shirtsarereal. I must know the truth.

#have my shirts been holding me back this whole time? #catfish noodling #thereelprincenoctis

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You look absolutely nothing like him tho so like flip off shorty

Um... That’s funny, since I am him.

And I’m not that short. I just look short next to those two titans.

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Caught this bad boy at Vannath Coast today: 205 lb Murk Grouper. Good thing @idontbelieveinshirts was there to help haul it out.

#I'm starting to think there's something behind this whole shirtless thing #I guess I'll have to...mullet over #fish puns #nice pic chocoboho4landscapes #murk grouper #new record

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Hey. I got muscle. You just... can’t see it.

Omg you look just like the prince, did you have work done?

Not a big fan of work. Besides, I am the real prince. :P

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Omg you look just like the prince, did you have work done?

Not a big fan of work. Besides, I am the real prince. :P

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Me after a Netflix binge.

#fugu fish #or an orange blob fish #not sure which