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Hey everyone! We are coming back for another year of this event. Which means on Wednesday next week prompt submissions will open! More details on this year's event will come out with that!
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Talia al Ghul/Vlad Masters
Characters: Talia al Ghul, Vlad Masters
Additional Tags: Drabble, Dancing, Established Relationship
Series: Part 50 of Multifandom Drabbles
Summary:
Vlad and Talia are at a gala
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Writing Advice: How to Create Conflict when Your Characters are Competent.
Featuring Leverage, the ultimate in Competency Porn.
Make them so good it gets them in trouble. So you've got a hacker and he's the best, definitively. Okay, well, one of his fake IDs just got called for jury duty. You pretended to be a psychic so well, someone kidnapped you to talk to a dead crime lord.
Make them targets. You're so good, enemies you didn't even know about are trying to kill you just so they won't have to take you on in your element. You're being blackmailed into doing a thing because you're the only one that can.
Limit the scope of competency. Sure, you're competent as a fighter, but your hacker is in jail and now you have to do his job and you are not competent in that. Yeah, you can climb a building, but do you know what you need to do to not end up in a crevasse while climbing a mountain?
Raise the stakes. Can you handle extracting a orphan being used by a washed up actress to fund her extravagant lifestyle? Yes. But can you handle extracting 30 orphans being used by the Slovenian mob to fund gunrunning? Maybe all you wanted was to get enough money to buy back a house, but instead you have to ruin the company so that all houses they illegally obtained are returned to their rightful owners.
Make others competent, too. Your characters are the best, but are they the best of the best? If you take you enemy down, do you go, too? If you win, does it make them win? Does it get out of hand and make other people start noticing when you're trying to keep your head down? Do they know every trick in the book and know the next move before you make it?
Make others painfully incompetent. Your characters are the best, but are they woefully unprepared for people who are not even good? Can your hologram hacker roll with it when the vital information is on a casset tape? Is the old mentor up to date on the recent technology, or is he going to screw you because he assumes the cops are just as corrupt/incompetent as when he was young?
Have some standards. Specifically, morals that make it impossible for your characters to back out or gets them in trouble for doing things "off-script." You can't leave on the train someone just stole for you because you've got to go back and stop the bad guys from bombing the IRS (even if we don't like them). You wish you could just say no to that assassin contract and leave, but someone's getting assassinated and you have to stop it because you're a good guy.
Bring up the past. Do you think that bad guy you brutally scarred a decade ago is going to carry a grudge? Do you have to save your ex-wife from the bad guy, who may also be her boyfriend, and if you suggest that she'll shut you out and you won't be able to save her or get paid? It's Draaamaaaa, babee.
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Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Green Arrow - All Media Types, DCU
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mr. Lancer (Danny Phantom)/Oliver Queen/Bruce Wayne
Characters: Mr. Lancer (Danny Phantom), Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen
Additional Tags: Online Friendship, Online Relationship, Online Romance, Getting Together, Old Friends, Love Confessions, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Please save me from my own brain, POV Mr. Lancer (Danny Phantom), POV Multiple, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, I gave Mr. Lancer the first name August, becuase I can, Identity Reveal
Summary:
August Lancer got home on a Friday night, ready for the weekend. And got a lot more than he expected from his voice call from his friend.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Talia al Ghul/Vlad Masters
Characters: Danny Fenton, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Talia al Ghul
Additional Tags: Drabble, Parent-Child Relationship, Paternity Reveal, Please know this is very cursed, like very, but in the fun way, The Author Regrets Everything, The Author Regrets Nothing, Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne are Siblings
Series: Part 48 of Multifandom Drabbles
Summary:
Danny gets some horrifying news
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Chapters: 15/?
Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Danny Fenton/Dick Grayson, Jazz Fenton/Barbara Gordon, Dash Baxter/Kwan, Paulina Sanchez/Star, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain
Characters: Danny Fenton, Dick Grayson, Sam Manson, Nicolai Technus, Tim Drake, Pamela Manson, Jeremy Manson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Edward Nygma, The Riddler, Jazz Fenton, Barbara Gordon, Tucker Foley, Kwan (Danny Phantom), Dash Baxter, Paulina Sanchez, Star (Danny Phantom), Guys in White (Danny Phantom), Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel, Undergrowth (Danny Phantom), Jason Todd
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Crossover, Kidnapping, Like more than is really reasonable or necessary, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, As I get more done, POV Multiple, Sam's parents are unhinged y'all, How many kidnappings can I fit in one fic, Amity Parkers are Ride or Die, batburger, More characters to be added, Oblivious Danny is Oblivious, Danielle "Dani" Phantom is Called Ellie, Additional Relationship Tags to Be Added
Series: Part 9 of Soulmate Fics
Summary:
Danny gets dragged to some event in Gotham and meets his soulmate. The first meeting goes great. The rest of the night not so much.
CH15: How are Jazz and Barbara doing?
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Drabble Challenge!
Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!!
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Dear Diary, …”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“The kids, they ambushed me.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“It’s a Texas thing.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“Hold still.”
“I just ironed these pants!”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Stay awake.”
“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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John Constantine & Chas Chandler - Credit if using
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The tropical spools quilt is absolutely my favorite to look at the pictures of
Chaosfay's Fourth Quilt Giveaway
Third goal reached, now it's time for the fourth. This is the largest of the lot, and will have a prize to match: a twin size quilt. The winner will either choose from one of three patterns or choose the theme. The pattern options will include one foundation paper pieced, and the price begins at $6750 USD for one of those, and 250-300 hours from when I cut fabric to finish the handquilting.
Deadline: October 1st, 2024
Do not tag this as a giveaway, raffle, or anything related to it.
Liking this post will not count as an entry. Don't click the heart/like button. Reblogs only. DO NOT LIKE THIS POST!!!!!!!!
Only one entry per person. Reblogging this multiple times will not count as multiple entries.
My Ko-Fi members are automatically entered. If you wish to sign up for a membership, it won't get you an extra entry here. You will, however, be automatically entered into any and all future giveaways I host.
When you reblog this, tell me which quilt I've made is your favorite. I have my gallery here, so head that way. If you don't include this in your reblog, you won't be entered into the giveaway. I would really appreciate it if you also link back to it. This will bring more people to my website, and some of them may purchase my work, and that will me to the goal more quickly.
Purchases, commissions, and donations will be applied to the goal. I have options for all budgets (free downloads in my shop), and the option to pay what you want with a minimum price.
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#go look at the gallery#there are so many amazing things#i have gotten a small thing#and i adore it so much#i definitely recommend
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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The three distinct types of found family:
Commits crimes together.
Fights crimes together.
Constantly switching back and forth between the other two at a horrifying speed.
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(Bruce Wayne voice) I’m Bruce Wayne, from Gotham City, I’m participating in Nailed It! because for years I’ve tried to learn how to bake to impress my father [cuts to old pic of baby Bruce trying to whisk in a bowl, wearing a crooked chef hat, Alfred trying to help him with a really loving look on his face], and- (someone in the background yells LIAR!!) (Bruce covers his face, the background music stops) fine I lost a bet to one of my kids and they thought it would be hilarious for me to participate because I’m terrible in the kitchen [cuts to picture of grown Bruce with a pan on fire, looking absolutely frantic, sad trombone sound] [the people behind the camera laugh]
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