If we don’t microdose delusion we won’t make it through this reality babe….
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the feminine urge to shop online and receive parcels
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orpheus looks back at eurydice and it’s not a tragedy. eurydice knows she’s loved.
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this next cup of coffee will fix me
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Wouldn’t be amazing if you could see all of your female ancestors at like age 25? All at once? Like you walk into a room and they’ll all in order there and you could talk with them all and see the story of your lineage? What were they doing at my age? What did they all look like? Would they be proud of me?
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girl help i cant remember whether it happened in 2020 or 2021-
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Anh pls tell me how you feel after the Red Taylor's Version!! More than a week and I am still recovering
All Too Well still absolutely Slaps me in the face every single day since I was 17. There is no recovering from this I'm afraid.
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you either die a nice person or you live long enough to see yourself become Reviewer 2 of a paper
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i think opposable thumbs developed so humans could do the thumb rub thing across the backs of each others’ hands
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As far as I’m aware, which is not much,… The way I see it, which is poorly…
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