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Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling built like a sponge? Well, now you too can have muscles. With Anchor arms!

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Getting some record breaking numbers here

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me sowing

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they are trying to restrain my power.

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#i like it its silly we need silly in these here times #boop #tumblr things

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Sighthounds in sweaters.

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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can’t stop reading this over and over

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if i was a horny lady i would simply make a blog on here called hornyjessica96934694951034138541356924869342892843592138592385235 (my name is jessica in this scenario) and distribute malware or whatever