thenonworkaholic

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#me

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My sister is so freakin talented bruh omg😩🙌🏾 She lowkey inspires me 👀 Go follow her Instagram y'all!!! IG: Raynbxw

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I just found this crazy ass story on Facebook

I can’t have sex with more than 1 other person in the bed 😐 .. Ight I don’t know how y'all niggas do the shit .. I tried it twice, so I know 😐 .. the first time, I was 15 and my friend Ty was 17 .. Ty brought this girl over .. like this beatiful ass black girl 😍.. but she had her booty cheeks out and shit, I said “Damn 😵” .. He was like “Cj, I got this girl over here … You wanna tag along?” I said “What?” .. he said “Tag team this bitch 😈” I said “Nah bro I’m not good at wrestlin’ 😐” he said “DO YOU WANNA FUCK THIS BITCH TOGETHER! DO YOU WANNA HELP ME HIT IT”… Now first of all .. why you need help fuckin’ somebody .. Like yo dick that little that you need two dicks to work together as a team 😐 .. like if I had some pussy in the crib I’d be stingy as a muhfucka “EVERYBODY GOTTA GET OUT! THERE’S A GAS LEAK IN THIS MUHFUCKA!” Just lyin’ and shit 😐 .. Not Ty😐 .. this muhfucka sharin’ pussy and givin’ it out like he Jesus 👐😐 … and you know, I was 15, I couldn’t say “No” to some free pussy .. I said “Sure 😀” .. Like my dick was already out, I said “where she at 😐🍆” … But I looked over, this nigga had his dick out too 😐 .. I said “Whoa 😐 … what-what you doin’ bro 😐?” .. he said “We ready to fuck THIS BAD BITCH BRO ✊!” … See I didn’t know we was fuckin’ the girl AT THE SAME TIME 😢 .. and you know, seein’ my friend’s dick terrified me 😢 .. I said “Yo 😐 … maybe I should have sex with the girl .. by myself for like the first 20 minutes 😐 then you can have her” .. He said “Nah bro, she gotta leave in like 15 minutes” .. I said “Wtf .. so wtf you bring her over here for” .. Then when heard her callin’ from the back room .. she said “You guys ready 😩” .. like she was expectin’ some dick 😐 .. you know, so I couldn’t let the pussy down 😐 .. We went in there .. my friend had instructions out 📝 .. like this muhfucka drew out HOW we was gonna fuck this girl 😐 .. This nigga was serious 😐 he drew stick figures 😐 had both of us in the pussy at the same goddamn time 😐 .. like I don’t know what kinda gay shit this nigga was on … but I wasn’t slidin’ my dick in no coochie right beside this nigga .. Nigga couldn’t even draw .. My arm was all deformed and shit and my neck was crooked 😢 .. then the nigga drew his dick bigger than mine 😵 .. I said “WHOA 😵” .. now I ain’t measure the nigga dick or nothin’ .. but the nigga dick was like 3 inches .. I saw it in my peripheral .. Nigga knew damn well my dick was bigger than his 😐 Tf you drawin’ my dick for? .. But I let it go 😐 We only had like 10 minutes left, I said “Yo .. we can’t both put our dick inside the pussy 😐 .. That’s gay ight .. and I don’t even think that’s physically possible .. you better find another slot or somethin’ I don’t know 😐” .. So he said “Ight” .. the girl layin down on the bed, just stretched out 😳 like she good 😍 .. My Nigga Ty take his dick, just shove it in her mouth 😵 .. like he ain’t give her a chance to inhale or nothin’ .. I said “Nigga you a savage 😲” .. you know so I ain’t take no time neitha 😢 I put the condom on .. I started fuckin’ her 😩 .. I got close to bustin’ a nut 😐 I couldn’t do it 😐 .. This nigga Ty’s ass was all in my face 😩 .. I said “YO GET YA ASS OUT MY FACE 😡 Ya ass stink 😡 .. I can’t concentrate .. You need to rotate or somethin’ 😓” .. Like it was his bare ass 😢 .. And I was tryna close my eyes so I couldn’t see it, but I was scared .. Like I ain’t wanna close my eyes and accidentally lean my head into this nigga ass 😢 so I had to stay awake .. son this nigga busted a nut and farted in my face at the same goddamn time 😲😲😲😲😲 … my dick went soft .. I said “TY WTF 😩” I punched his ass 😡 It was a reflex 😢 .. you know, you don’t think about things when you in the moment .. You can say “I wouldn’t of punched his ass” all you want 😐 .. but you weren’t there when the shit happened, ight you didn’t hear it like I heard it muhfucka 😢 .. I punched the shit out his ass, I said “Fuck you 😩” .. I got up, I said “I quit 😢” I walked out, I ain’t even pull my pants up, my draws and shit was just around my ankles 😐 .. I went to the door to leave, I said “Hold df up 😐😐” I came back, I said “Nigga this my house 😡 both of y'all get y'all asses out and spray” he said “Bro I’m sorry–” “No fuck you, Arthur comin’ on in like 20 minutes and I don’t wanna see y'all 😡” .. the whole time I was talkin’ tho, I still ain’t pull my pants up, so I ain’t look as serious as I could have 😐 but I was mad, I couldn’t think 😐 this nigga Ty fucked my life up I hate.

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#me

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When will somebody call me spittin game like Alicia Keys called ol boy in “You Don’t Know My Name”?

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Mood

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no chills

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CTFU

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Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

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Htf y'all failing classes and stressing about finals, but y'all can reach and piece together, analyze, summarize, and synthesize all this Beyoncé shit with NO problem?

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Thought process in college

save money, or eat good…

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Some guys are just so boring. Like all they have to offer is dick, a few good morning texts, and a boring conversation. And people settle for it because they are desperate to have someone. But life should be exciting and relationships should be fun and spontaneous and bring out the creativity in both people. Well that’s what it has to be for me. That’s a must. Wanting to experience a life of enjoyment together is a form of intimacy

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I’m literally angry

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