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Taylor bringing up dying so much in TTPD is so real because I, too, want to die sometimes

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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Remember to smoke a lot of weed and blast music incredibly loud directly in your ears and not drink any water or eat any food today, okay?

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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

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Laying on the floor in your living room of your own house that is safe? Mentally healing

#i have a book shelf next to me even #it's my birthday in 2 days #crazy right? #everything will be okay i promise

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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

#my Wednesday at work LMAO #but hey only two more days

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

#mental illness #laundry is my actual hell

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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT 🪶 April 19 2024 — And so I enter into evidence my tarnished coat of arms my muses, acquired like bruises my talismans and charms. The tick, tick, tick of love bombs. My veins of pitch black ink.

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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LMAOOOO

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NOT THE DOUBLE ALBUM SURPRISE BITCH I WILL KILL YOU

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WHO HAD THE TWO AM POST MORTEM RIGOR MORTIS DELUXE ALBUM THEORY YOU WIN

#taylor swift