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thelongdongofthelaw · 4 years
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Jormungandr: The common folk are not ready for Ragnarok.
Warlord: What makes you think we are common folk?
Shaman: [Trying to eat a coin]
Berserker: [Headbutting Raider]
Raider: [Headbutting Berserker]
Warlord: Uhh..
Jormungandr: Less than common..
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thelongdongofthelaw · 4 years
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Kensei: Discipline is my weapon warriors, i catch you stepping out of line. I will put you back in it.
Orochi: What about Sakura?
Kensei: She..
Hitokiri: [Cutting her hand and watching the blood drip]
Kensei: [Backing away ] Just leave her be
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thelongdongofthelaw · 4 years
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Warden: Conqueror, how do you cope with killing so many people?
Conqueror: Kill more.
Warden: Im.. sorry? Are you alright?
Conqueror: I. Kill. More.
Lawbringer: Back to prison with him?
Warden: Uhh..
Conqueror: [Visibly shaking]
Warden: Lets just leave him be.
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Warden: How are you holding up? You almost died back there.
Centurion: Oh dont worry, I'm fine. The medic said it was mostly internal bleeding and as you know that's where the blood is suppose to be.
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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This right here is the best girl of them all.
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Lawbringer Facts
I'm running out of funny things to say
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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*removes helmet revealing a hand holding a blunt*
¿Quieres?
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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I Have An Announcement!
I'm bored. That is all
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Indeed I do play on the box of X
>:)
Care to slaughter heretics together sometime? Also I like your helmet
Oh hell yeah, though I hope you play on Xbox, cause I’m still torturing myself by not playing on PC
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Imagine not using your steel to buy every single cosmetic for Lawbringer
I’ve decided lately that I’m going to save all the gear I loot, unless there are duplicates with the same perks. Will I ever upgrade the stats? Probably not, cause I’d rather use my steel for executions, signatures, and emotes
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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It is bad that I always am extremely reluctant to dismantle any gear that looks even slightly cool, because I one day might find a look that it really fits and looks awesome?
I promise I'm not a hoarder
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Lawbringer Facts
Our armour is better than yours. Fuck your chainmail, fuck your leather and fuck your wood, plate armour is the real shit
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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I decided to revamp my Lawbringer and finally give him a name.
This is Letholdus: guardian of Ashfeld and protector of the weak
I am yet to make a backstory, if I ever do make one. (ideas would be sweet <3)
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Orochi: Oh? Youre approaching me?
Shugoki: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Warden: Lawbringer what are you doing?
Lawbringer: [Metal Clanking] Playing the flute.
Warden: Youre smashing it against it against your helmet.
Lawbringer: Its a percussion flute.
Warden: There is no such thing as a percussion flute.
Lawbringer: There is now.
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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Heppy burfdae
Woooo.. its ma birthday
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woo…
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thelongdongofthelaw · 5 years
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WE HAVE REACHED PEAK VERSATILITY
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